and...they leave stuff behind.

但他們忘記帶走某些個人物品

So we're cleaning the dressing rooms,

所以清理更衣室時，

and we find their stuff,

我們發現了這些物品，

and he have a lost and found box.

並把它放到失物招領箱中

So I'm gonna show you some stuff that people have left.

現在就帶你們看看他們遺漏了什麼東西

Vice President Joe Biden was here on my birthday.

副總統 Joe Biden 在我生日那天來這

He stopped by. That was very sweet of him

他順路過來拜訪我，他真的很貼心

to stop by. Cleaning out his dressing room,

在清掃他的更衣室時，

he's left some files. He left...the nuclear codes.

發現他忘了帶走一些文件，像是......核武密碼

Um...

嗯......

Left that.

他忘了這個

Here's another one that says "Alien messages."

另一個是「外星人訊息」

So, I'm going to get these back to him.

我得把這些文件還給他

I'll just put a stamp on them.

我會在上面貼郵票寄回

And Justin Bieber was here twice in the last few weeks,

Justin Bieber 則在幾週前來到這裡，

which was really sweet that he's been here.

很開心他的到來

And I found these in his dressing room.

而我在他的更衣室找到了這些東西

This could be the biggest Justin Bieber scandal yet.

這可能會是他有史以來最大的醜聞

Look what I found.

看看我找到什麼吧

Temporary tattoos.

刺青貼紙

They're...

這些是......

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼與掌聲)

They're fake.

這些是假的

Fake.

假的

I thought he was like, you know, badass and everything,

我想他就是喜歡，你們懂的，那些酷炫的事物

but no. - Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

噢不

- They--he just peels them off at night.

他晚上時才會把它們撕下

[laughter]

(笑聲)

And then Sia was here performing.

Sia 也曾在艾倫秀上表演

Did you see Sia's performance?

你們看過 Sia 的表演嗎？

It was amazing.

她的表演非常精彩

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼與掌聲)

She always does these really cool--and she's nominated

她總是表現得很棒──而且這週她獲得了葛萊美的提名

at the Grammys this weekend.

這週她獲得了葛萊美的提名

And I don't know if-- she's performing, as well,

我不知道她是否會表演，

which should be cool. Anyway, she was here

有的話想必也相當精采。無論如何，

and left something behind. And I couldn't fit it the...

她忘了帶走某些東西。但它放不進去箱子......

Will you bring it out, Dave, and show everybody what...?

Dave ，可以幫忙帶進來，展示給大家看嗎？

She'll pick it up, I hope, soon.

希望她很快就會過來帶走它

[laughter and applause]

(笑聲與歡呼)

Thank you, Dave.

Dave 謝謝你

[applause]

(掌聲)

Oh, no.

噢不

Wow. Hi, sweetheart.

天啊。哈囉甜心

I'm so sorry. Somebody will come get you.

我很抱歉，但有人會來接妳的

That's really a shame. So...

這真的令人感到遺憾

Your name's Rebecca, right?

妳叫 Rebecca 對嗎？

- Yes. - Okay, so it's...

-是的 -好，所以......

I don't know how they would forget you like that,

我不知道他們怎麼會忘了帶妳離開，

but anyway, we'll feed her and water her until you come to...

但無論如何，我們會好好照顧她，直到有人來接她