字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 From the studio behind the animated classics that defined a generation and the bloated gritty live action reboot that defined *this* generation... comes another Disney cash grab that will ruin everything you love about another childhood classic. Maley-fishent. Male-Ficent. Malayfickent. Screw it. Sleeping Beauty. Two giant cheekbones star in the modern retelling of Sleeping Beauty, this time from the villain's perspective where the character you loved for being pure evil and turning into an awesome dragon is no longer evil? and doesn't even turn a dragon? Why is he the dragon? You had ONE job, Disney. Instead, watch as the sorceress whose name literally means " evil" mildly punks people, feels sorry, "You stole what was left of my heart and now I've lost you forever." and is only mean because she was roofied and mutilated by her childhood love. Ugh. Have fun explaining that to your kids. Watch everything scary and fun about Maleficent get neutered by the same thing that neutered Darth Vader... Backstory. "Nooooo!" Where you'll learn the answers to questions you never had, like... What if Maleficent grew up in a low-rent Avatar rip-off? What if the original was full of generic CGI battle scenes? Was Maleficent's pet crow actually a human slave? Where did her stick come from? And did Maleficent spend most of her time creepily watching Sleeping Beauty grow up from a few feet away? Yes. She did, apparently. "I hate you." But it's not just the Angelina Jolie show... Instead, spend time with one-dimensional caricatures like The Mean King The Handsome Prince The Cute Princess And the three fairies you love from the original who are now three hideous idiots whose stupidity borders on child abuse. "Oh look! The little beast is about to fall off the cliff!" Way to f*** up fairies, Disney! So experience a more modern take on Sleeping Beauty Where we learn the most important lesson of all: if your movie comes out after Frozen "An act of true love." "True love's kiss!" true love only exists between two girls. Awww yeah. Starring... You Know Nothing, Jon Crow Huey, Dewey, and Louie Groots Harry Styles Areola Prawn King and How Jennifer Aniston Sees Angelina Jolie Sleeping Beauty: The Bad One. We're gonna be honest: this wasn't our best trailer, but this wasn't Disney's best movie either. Next week's will be WAY better. Trust us.
B2 中高級 美國腔 誠實的預告片 - Maleficent (Honest Trailers - Maleficent) 1553 77 ray 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字