字幕列表 影片播放 已審核 字幕已審核 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 I saw your mole! 我看到你的痣了! You'll give me a complex, man 你會讓我信以為真欸,老兄 You gotta eat the breakfast 你一定要吃早餐 We eat breakfast! 我們要吃早餐! THEN lunch! 然後吃午餐! I have flaps 我有機翼 I just forgot to breathe. 我忘了呼吸 Holla 哈囉 We gon' ball 來打球吧 Why are you, you know, always angry? 為什麼你總是在生氣 Once there was this prince 曾經有個王子 He came from, like, Syria, okay? 他是從....例如敘利亞來的,好嗎 And he lived with some peaceful monkeys 他跟一些和平的猴子們一起住 outside his aunt's boyfriend's cabin 在他姑姑的男友的小木屋外 and had an old sheepdog named Paco Sinbad. 他們還有一隻牧羊犬,叫作怕科辛巴達 I could just throw a rock! 我可以就丟個石頭 And I'd aim it at your neck so you'd get two stitches. 然後我會把它瞄準你的脖子,讓你縫個兩針 Better get down, gonna dance good friend 來舞池吧,跳舞吧麻吉~ Jigga Jick, Jabba Jabba 基嘎基,賈巴賈巴 All I know is, I know this is the bad guy 我知道的是,我知道這個是壞人 And I know this is a good one 我知道這個是好人 Ducky, ducky, turkey, turkey, duck, duck, duck 大雞大雞,土雞土雞,鴨鴨鴨 (註:ducky原為"親愛的"意思,此處為音譯) Move 移動 That guy bumped me. 那傢伙撞到我 So wait, you're saying if you DON'T like her 等等,你說如果你不喜歡她 Then you'll buy a girl a second-hand handbag? 你會買給那女孩二手的手提包? I think my face is happier fuzzy 我覺得我的臉更毛絨絨了 I wonder, how much do I offend you? 我想知道,我有多冒犯你呢? Well, friends of mine know that I don't like you. 嗯,我的朋友們都知道我不喜歡妳 Oh, that's nice. 喔,那真是太好了 Dude, pick up that penny! 老兄,把那一分錢撿起來 I wasn't loved as a baby. 我不像寶貝一樣被愛 You know, I like Horace 你知道嗎,我喜歡賀拉斯 (註:賀拉斯是古羅馬抒情詩人) the little mystery pig 那神秘小豬 He's got round poops. 他有圓圓的大便 FUN TOWN! 城市好好玩! Come on, hug Daddy 來吧,來抱爸比 I love my gopher 我愛我的地鼠 Ey, ey, simmer down y'all! 欸欸,你們大家冷靜下來 I thought about what you said, man 嘿,我剛在想你說的 I got my Legos, and I'll bring them 我拿了我的樂高,我會帶著它們 And then we can play, all day 然後我們就可以一起玩一整天 Man, who took my skin cologne?! 老兄,誰把我的古龍水拿走了 Hmm, I like strong pickles 嗯,我喜歡味道很濃的醬菜 But NOT the funk-house kind 但不是整間屋子都會很濃烈的那種 All right? 好嗎 I'll toss 'em out 我會把它們都丟出去 That girl! 那個妹子! She's so- 她真是太... So PRETTY! 太正了! You guys don't have a problem with this?! 你們對這沒問題嗎?! I like this hat 我愛這頂帽子 Yeah, I once got a rake 對,我曾經拿了個耙子 And I killed a snowman 而且我殺了一個雪人 Villain! 壞人! You made a recipe 你寫了篇食譜 And then you invented dirt lumps. 然後發明了爛泥團 [singing] Ah agh ah ahhhhh 啊~~~~ Oh, where's my furry friend? 噢,我的毛朋友在哪 Oh ay oh ay 喔ㄟ喔ㄟ I'm the best driver! 我是最棒的駕駛 I back up all the time! 我一直在倒車 And it takes great effort to not swerve and 要花很多力氣讓車子不會偏離方向,而且 OH NO! 噢不 Hey spirits 嘿幽靈們 Y'all are creepy. 你們真令人毛骨悚然 You know that man that had the cocaine? 你知道持有古柯鹼的那個人嗎 Turns out he's a coke dealer. 結果他是賣可樂的 What? 蛤? What? 蛤? What? What? 蛤?蛤? [singing] Give me a tiny boat and I'll sing all day 給我一艘小船,我會唱一整天 Jelly Face! 果凍臉! (註:Jelly Face是一種臉部扭曲的鬼臉或忌妒的臉) Hey wait, uhhhh 嘿,等等 NOT READY 還沒好 I'm gonna die 我要死了 Wuh-wuh wulla heyleh 嗚喔嗚喔,挖哩 Brains can get messy. 人的腦子是可以變混亂的 Dlll. Dllll 噢噢 LA BUFFALONEY 巴伐隆尼 Wait! I need to tell you something. 等等,我必須跟你說件事 BILLY! 比利 Red rum 謀殺 (註:redrum是murder左右顛倒的拼法,常出現在戲劇裡) Red rum Red rum 謀殺,謀殺 Hey look, I'm hot 嘿瞧瞧,我真是性感 Huh 嗯 Oh, there's Fred 噢,佛萊德在那 Oh, and Phil 噢,還有菲爾 What'd I do? 我幹了什麼好事? Awwwww 哦哦哦哦 Awwwww yeahhhhh 哦哦哦哦耶~~ Who am I seeing? 我在看誰? Who am I seeing? Who am I seeing? 我在看誰? Vivian? 薇薇安? Oh! She just saw me! 噢!她剛看我了! GO, go, go 走走走 [singing] Disco, disco 迪斯可,迪斯可 And the beat don't die in bingo town 拍子在賓漢頓也不會亂 (註:此處bingotown意指Binghamton) You LOVE Funyuns! 你愛Funyuns!(註:Funyuns是美國洋蔥圈餅乾的牌子) (Yeah I do) 對,我愛 I know you was eating them before every game 我知道你每次在比賽前都會吃它 (mm hmmm) 嗯 Didn't you 不是嗎 (Yeah) 是 They're GROSS 它噁斃了 Ddllll, DING-a-DONG 叮咚 Did I mention that I never planned to serve you rodent meat? 我有提過我從來沒想過要給你吃老鼠肉嗎 Yeah, well I really wish you just never DID do it. 有,我真希望你從來沒那麼做過 Ah HAHAHA - ooohh 啊哈哈哈,噢 BROKEN 骨折了 Lady... 小姐 Hey, lady! 嘿,小姐 [sniff, sniff] [吸鼻聲] Hot soup?! 熱湯?! [smack, smack] [咂嘴聲] Where they got it? 他們從哪弄來的 I'm not okay! 我一點也不好 I'm gonna crack! 我要揍人哦 YAhhhh! 耶! There's that guy that has the brown horse head weird mask 那個人有咖啡色馬頭的奇怪面具 You don't like it? 你不喜歡嗎 Nah, man, it's too much 不不,這太過了 I can't take it, it's scary 我受不了,好可怕 MEOW 喵 More sticks I will eat. 我要吃更多棒棒糖 Ehhhhhh 痾 I'm not a plant. 我不是植物 Ah, you're MARVELOUS 噢,你好讚 Hot dog, I love you. 熱狗,我愛你 Man, get my Funyuns ready! 嘿,把我的Funyuns洋蔥圈餅乾準備好 No more Funyuns! 沒有Funyuns餅乾了 Come on! Bring me that treat! 少來了,把餅乾給我! NO! NO! 不要 Because they just make a HUM in my TUM! 因為他們是我活力的來源 You can't have any! 你一片都拿不到了 Man, you should see 老兄,你應該看看 We caught a mouse 我們抓了一隻老鼠 And then we kept it 然後我們養牠 I coulda cooked him, but "no, we can't crush it!" 我原本可以煮牠,但"不,我們不能壓碎牠" So, we got him a mouse cage. 所以,我們給牠一個老鼠籠
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