字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - Hi, friends, I'm here with the one and the only - Jenna Marbles. (laughing) - [Tyler] Woo! - [Tyler] What are we doing, Jenna? - I'm gonna ask you some Brain Quests some fourth grade (both laughing) some fourth grade questions. - Mm-hmm. - And you're gonna have three seconds to answer them. - Fuck, okay, well these are hard questions, we were going through them a little bit. - Yeah, some of them are easy. - For a fourth grader, you gotta be smart, and as a 25 year old I'm dumb as shit, so... - Yep. - If I don't get the question right in three seconds, what are you going to do? - I'm gonna rip your hair out your leg. (laughing) No pain, no gain, honey. - What is the gain from this? (laughing) - [Both] Just like smooth legs. - Okay, find an antonym of generous, here are your choices: - Oh, great! - I have choices for you. - [Tyler] Oh, okay, yeah. - Kind, tasty, difficult, miserly. One, two - [Tyler] For generous? - [Jenna] Three (Tyler stammering) - [Jenna] It's miserly. - (laughing) Oh, shit! Wait, miserly? Ow, oh my God, ow! (laughing) - Holy shit! - [Jenna] It's beautiful! - [Jenna] Look! - [Tyler] Look at that. - [Tyler] Oh my God, it tingles. - This is terrible, I feel awful! - But that look smooth as shit. - You look like a baby! I looked at the laser hair removal, because it's like if you wax, it's expensive to do anything, you know what I mean? So I looked into it, it was a lot cheaper than I thought to get like six sessions, or whatever. And they get all in, just like a stranger, they make you like spread eagle like that, and they just get in there and like (scratching) to your asshole. - Wait, your talking about laser. - Mm-hmm. - Lasering your asshole. - Yeah, and all of it. - You live your dream, girl. - To put money in the bank, do you make a deposit or a withdrawal? - A deposit. (laughing) - What do you look for if you need water in shade trees? - An oasis? - Yeah. - [Tyler] Oh my God. - What continent is located entirely in the eastern and southern hemispheres? - Australia? - Yeah, holy shit, you're crushing it right now! - Thank you, thank you. - Alright, subtract 3,996 from 6,325. - Are you, holy! (laughing) - One, - [Tyler] No, wait! - Two, - I forgot the numbers, this is... - Get waxed! - What, no (laughing) no! - Ah, one, two, three, ah! - Oh my God, oh my God, ouch! (laughing) Oh my God, oh my God! - I'm sorry, Tyler! - The worst was when I thought you were gonna rip it and you didn't. - I know. - (breathing heavy) (laughing) - What three digit numbers can you make from the numbers one, two, and three? - Three, - [Tyler] 321. - Two, one. - [Tyler] Wait! - [Tyler] How many do you need? (laughing) - There's six answers. - No, I gave you one, that counts! (laughing) That's good. - [Jenna] Okay, okay. - [Jenna] In what state can you visit the Kennedy Space Center? - Oh, fuck this shit! Some type of, Nevada? (buzzing) (laughing) Oh, fuck, oh my God! (laughing) Oh! - I didn't mean to rip them both, but they were stuck together. (laughing) Oh my God, are you okay? - Oh my God! - Does our number system come from the Arabs, the Greeks, or the Chinese? - Uh, the Chinese? - (buzzing) The Arabs! - (laughing) Oh fuck, thank you, Arabs. (Jenna humming) - What? - Get waxed (laughing) Oh, it's gonna be so good, make it real warm, oh, make it nasty! - [Tyler] I hate you! - [Jenna] Make it nasty! - [Tyler] I hate you! - [Jenna] Drop, drop it to the floor, make it nasty! Take the antonym of play and add it to home, what compound word do you get? - Layhome? (laughing) I don't know, what is it? - Homework? - Oh, work and play, I thought-- - That's right! - No! (laughing) - What info is not gathered in U.S. Census? A person's name, age, race, or weight? It's weight. - [Tyler] Name? - [Tyler] Wait, no! (laughing) Oh my God, I thought it was name, though. Oh, fuck that! - [Jenna] That's nice. - [Jemna] Okay, let me get in here. - Oh, it tingles. - Dude, like really, the home little waxing kit, this shit's doing a bang up job. - Thank you. - Turn the word part into a word for something you set to catch a rat. Three, - [Tyler] A trap! - [Jenna] Yeah. - [Tyler] Okay, oh my God. - [Jenna] It's a trap! - [Tyler] Got it. - [Jenna] If Mario eats three meals a day, how many meals does he eat in three weeks? - Oh, fuck this shit! Three times seven is 21, - [Jenna] Three, two, - [Jenna] one! - [Tyler] Oh, God, 63! - [Jenna] You're right, but you're out of time! - No, oh my God, ow! (laughing) - Ready? - Oh! (laughing) - I'm sorry! - That was by far the most painful one yet. - Okay, which comes first in a butterfly's life cycle? - Fuck this. - The larva or the pupa? - Oh, fuck this, the pupa. - It's the larva. - No, no, those are calls. - Get wax, alright, I'm gonna do this as hard as I can. One, two... (Tyler laughing) - Oh, my goodness! - We didn't get this one yet, two, three, four, five, six, seven! (Tyler whining) Oh my God. - Considering all the pain that you just put me through, I think I deserve to wax one strip on you. - Yeah. - Where do you want it? - Anywhere. - Right here? - [Jenna] Where ever you want. - Wait, can I really? - Yeah, it's just gonna be a butt load of fake tan. - Wait (laughing) okay, let's do this, oh my. - Yeah, that's the way to do it. - Is it gonna stick? Oh, wait! (laughing) - I'm like, yeah, that's the way to do it. It's like my entire forearm.