Name: 海綿寶寶的經典時刻永遠看不膩！🧽 | 45分鐘 | 海綿寶寶 (SpongeBob Moments That Never Get Old 🧽 | 45 Minutes | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2026-03-20T17:54:20.000Z
Duration: 45 min 4 s

Dear Diary, what an amazing day I've had.

親愛的日記，我今天過得真是太棒了。

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This morning I was greeted by my nearest and dearest neighbor, Squidward.

今天早上，我最親近的鄰居章魚哥來找我。

He had some very important news he was just bursting to share.

他有些非常重要的消息，迫不及待想跟我分享。

He had decided that today would be the perfect day to deliver his profound opinions on how to properly raise and care for a household pet.

他決定今天就是個絕佳的日子，要來分享他對於如何好好飼養和照顧家中寵物的深刻見解。

Needless to say, this is all very enlightening.

說實話，這一切都非常有啟發性。

It warms my heart to know that Squidward thinks we're close enough to use the harshest words in his critique.

知道章魚哥覺得我們夠熟了，可以用最嚴厲的詞語來批評我，這讓我心裡暖暖的。

Horrible words that should never be used around strangers who may not know how well intentioned those words are.

這些難聽的話，絕對不應該在陌生人面前說，因為他們可能不知道這些話其實是出於好意。

Knowing I have a tendency to dawdle, Gary cut our conversation short and I was hurried along to work, where I arrived only an hour and a half early for what may be my favorite day of the year, cleaning day.

知道我有點愛拖延，派大星就匆匆結束了我們的談話，催促我去上班。結果我竟然提早了一個半小時到，迎接我一年中最喜歡的日子——清潔日。

Together, Mr. Krabs and I scrubbed every inch of the Krusty Krab.

我和蟹老闆一起把蟹堡王裡的每個角落都刷洗乾淨了。

And finally, with a little elbow grease, we were able to get into even the tightest spots.

最後，我們再多費點力，就把最難清理到的地方也弄乾淨了。

The depth of his delusion is awe inspiring.

他自欺欺人的程度真是令人驚嘆。

Something about this delivery address doesn't seem right.

總覺得這個送貨地址有點奇怪。

He must have been the victim of a prank phone call.

他一定是惡作劇電話的受害者。

Oh, Squidward, you are gonna laugh when you hear where I'm.

章魚哥，你聽到我在哪裡會笑翻的。

我發誓我剛剛看到他玩碰碰車。

One of the customers dropped his watch in the toilet and I need you to fish it out.

有客人把手錶掉進馬桶裡了，你得幫我撈出來。

I was just reading what SpongeBob wrote in his diary.

我只是在看海綿寶寶寫的日記。

It says here when SpongeBob sees plaid, he has this uncontrollable urge to cluck like a chicken.

這裡寫著，海綿寶寶看到格子圖案時，就會忍不住像雞一樣咯咯叫。

喔，我可是格子圖案的愛好者。

我今天才拿到我的新蘇格蘭裙。

Oh, SpongeBob, can you come here, please?

喔，海綿寶寶，你可以過來一下嗎？

All I found was this stuff I fell in and that guy.

我只找到我掉進去的東西和那個人。

海綿寶寶給他的鍋鏟取名叫菲菲。

He named it Fifi he named the spatula Fifi.

他給它取名叫菲菲，他給鍋鏟取名叫菲菲。

Who ever heard of Damon Big a spatula Fifi.

達蒙給鍋鏟取名叫菲菲，誰聽說過。

Cook me up a Krabby Patty with good old Fifi.

用我親愛的菲菲幫我做個蟹堡。

喔，喔，這個是到目前為止最棒的了。

If I hear the Bikini Bottom municipal anthem, I can't help but take off all my clothes and dance around in my AR underwear.

如果我聽到比奇堡的市政頌歌，我就忍不住會脫光衣服，然後穿著我的AR內褲跳舞。

那不是章魚哥，連你都不會這樣。

Looks like they changed the name to Kaka.

看起來他們把名字改成卡卡了。

Well, I must say the place has really gone to pot.

Well, I think someone is pulling a fast one with this reunion.

嗯，我認為有人在搞鬼，辦這個同學會。

我們很快就會找到你的朋友們。

This place is like way smaller than I remember.

Alright, I think this joke has gone far enough.

好了，我覺得這個玩笑開夠了。

I'll get the tools and we'll put the wheels back on.

我會去拿工具，我們把輪子裝回去。

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