PLEASE WELCOME EDGAR, EVERYBODY.

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HI, EDGAR.

- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

HAVE A SEAT.

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OH.

SO FIRST OF ALL,

THAT--WE WERE--WE REALLY-- WHEN WE HAD THIS IDEA

OF GETTING PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY,

AND WE WERE TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING CLOSE BY,

AND THE PLACE THAT YOU--

ACTUALLY, YOUR FAMILY OWNS THE PLACE, RIGHT?

- UH, ME AND MY BROTHER, ACTUALLY.

- YOU OWN THE PLACE. - YEAH.

- ALL RIGHT, AND SO WE HAD YOU DELIVER,

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BRING THEM TO SOME PRODUCERS.

WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU?

- YEAH, THEY TOLD ME I'M GONNA JUST DELIVER FOR WRITERS.

- MM-HMM.

- AND THEN WHEN I WAS THERE,

THEY JUST TOLD ME, "JUST WAIT HERE,"

AND YOU CAME OUT.

- YEAH.

- YOU CAME OUT, AND YOU SAID, "JUST FOLLOW--

I'M GONNA LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO FOLLOW ME,"

AND THEN, LIKE, "WHERE WE ARE GOING?"

AND YOU SAID, "JUST FOLLOW ME."

AND I'M GOING, AND I'M ON THE STAGE.

I WAS--

I WAS JUST SHOCKED, SO.

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- THAT WAS GREAT.

YEAH, THIS IS-- WE HAD YOU BEHIND A DOOR,

AND THEN YOU JUST ON AND SAID-- YOU GO, "HELLO."

[laughing]

I MEAN, THAT MUST HAVE, LIKE, FREAKED YOU OUT, RIGHT?

- YEAH, I WAS SHOCKED.

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE SOMETHING THIS--

BUT IT WAS REALLY CRAZY.

- AND WHO WAS YOU--I THINK JULIA ROBERTS IS, LIKE,

ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE--

- YEAH, IT WAS--IT WAS-- SHE WAS MY--

LIKE, WOMAN IN DREAMS.

SO I WAS--

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I WAS ALWAYS WATCHING HER MOVIES BACK IN MOSCOW.

THE "PRETTY WOMAN."

- YEAH. - AND SO YEAH.

IT WAS SOMETHING CRAZY TO ME

TO JUST DELIVER FOR HER, YEAH.

- AND YOU'RE HANDING JULIA ROBERTS PIZZA.

THAT'S SURREAL. - YEAH.

- RIGHT?

AND SO YOU LEFT BEFORE I GAVE YOU--

I WANTED TO GET A TIP,

AND I PASSED PHARRELL'S HAT AROUND,

AND I ENDED UP GETTING ABOUT $600,

SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

SO THAT'S THAT.

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HERE'S SOME MORE. THERE'S $1,000.

SO YOU'LL HAVE A TOTAL OF $1,000 TIP.

PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY, PLEASE.

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