This one's bigger.

這邊比較大。

Boobs.

胸部。

I knew it.

我就知道。

Oh, hi, I have boobs.

喔，嗨，我有胸喔。

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And that's what I'd look like if I was pregnant.

我如果懷孕的話，就會長這樣。

What? Do I have a mustache?

什麼？我有鬍子嗎？

When did that happen?

那時什麼時候發生的？

No, no, no.

不行、不行、不行。

What would I look like with straight-across bangs?

我如果有齊瀏海會長怎麼樣？

Yeah, that's good; that's a good one.

嗯，那很好，那張很不錯。

Is that gray?

那是白髮嗎？

Do I have wrinkles?

我有皺紋嗎？

Oh, hi!

喔，嗨！

A little bit of purple.

上點紫色。

Ooh, too much.

喔，太多了。

How am I not bald?

我怎麼就沒有變光頭？

Maybe... maybe a little bit more.

或許⋯⋯或許再多一點吧。

Hair swirl.

髮圈圈。

Oohhh, I'm a ghost.

嗚，我是鬼。

You like me, you really, really like me.

你們喜歡我，你們真的很喜歡我。

Let's get a little bit of soap on you.

來幫你加點肥皂吧。

I want to thank my mom and the Academy and my best friend Taylor.

我想要謝謝我媽媽、協會，還有我的摯友泰勒絲。

♫ Boob-a-doob-a-boop-boop ♫

♫ Boob-a-doob-a-boop-boop ♫

Whoa...

哇⋯⋯

You know, I never thought I would have my own cooking show, but...

你知道嗎？我從未想過我會有自己的烹飪節目，但⋯⋯

Ah, look where I am now.

看看我現在的地位。

Shirtless pic!

光上身照片！

If you can't get organic ingredients, you might as well not be eating.

如果你買不到有機食材，那你還不如不要吃東西

Oh, that's a good one; that should be... that should be your profile picture.

喔，那張很好看，那應該⋯⋯那應該要當你的顯示圖片。

No.

不。

No.

不。

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

Yeeessss.

太棒了。

What?

什麼？

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

Living my best life.

盡情過活。

Do you want a "Scandal"?

想要來看一集《醜聞風暴》嗎？

Yes!

好！

10 points!

10 分！

Aren't you cold?

你不冷嗎？

Why do you think I'm wearing socks?

你覺得我為什麼要穿襪子？

Fair enough.

有道理。

Is this the one where there is a scandal?

這是有一則醜聞的那一集嗎？