Name: 海綿寶寶最混亂的爆笑時刻！經典片段大回顧！| 海綿寶寶 (SpongeBob's Most CHAOTIC Moments Ever from Classic Episodes! | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2026-03-15T17:57:27.000Z
Duration: 46 min 8 s

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.

白色轎車的車主，你的車燈忘了關喔。

第二天，好的，這樣很完美，各位。

DAY three how's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?

第三天，Plankton，你的 Harmonica 獨奏練得怎麼樣了？

Well, this is our last night together before the show.

好了，這是我們演出前最後一晚在一起了。

And I know that you haven't improved since we began, but I have a theory.

我知道你們從一開始就沒有進步，但我有一個理論。

People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?

人們想表現得很聰明的時候，就會大聲說話，對吧？

So if we play loud, people might think we're good.

所以如果我們大聲演奏，大家可能會覺得我們很厲害。

And a one and a two and a one, two, three, four.

然後一、二，一、二、三、四。

Maybe we should play so quietly no one can hear us.

也許我們應該彈得非常小聲，小到沒人聽得到。

Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big meaty claws.

嗯，也許如果有些人不用那種肥肥的大爪子亂彈，我們聽起來就不會那麼糟。

Well, these claws ain't for just attracting mates.

嗯，這些爪子可不只是用來吸引伴侶的。

No people, let's be smart and bring it off.

不不不，我們聰明一點，別這樣。

Oh, so now the talking cheese, Cheese is going to preach to us.

喔，所以現在會說話的起司，起司要來教訓我們了。

You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it.

你毀了我唯一的幸福機會，還把它碾碎了。

Crushed it into little tiny bite sized pieces.

I really had expected better of you people.

我真的對你們這些人期望更高。

I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident.

我會跟他們說你們在行進意外中都死掉了。

That poor creature came to us in his hour of need and we failed him.

那個可憐的生物在需要的時候來找我們，但我們卻讓他失望了。

Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him.

章魚哥總是會在方便的時候幫助我們。

Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?

伊芙琳，當你小吉米被困在火災裡時，是誰救了他？

And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?

還有賴瑞，當你因為吃太多美黑藥丸而心臟病發作時，是誰救了你？

So if we all could just pretend that Squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band.

所以，如果我們都能假裝章魚哥是消防員，或是救護車裡的那個人，我相信我們就能同心協力，找出在行進樂團裡真正重要的意義。

They're just gonna have to find another band to play.

他們只好去找別的樂團來演奏了。

I just hope that Squilliam doesn't find out.

我只希望史奎廉不知道這件事。

Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.

嗯，史奇迪，這完全就是我預想中你的樂團的樣子。

Do you remember that little talk we had about personal space?

你還記得我們之前關於個人空間的小談話嗎？

你不能這樣對我，普朗克頓先生。

If you think I'm gonna stand out there all listening to.

Then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe.

I'd like my view to be a little less yellow, if you know what I mean.

我希望我的視野少一點黃色，如果你懂我的意思。

Hey, Squidward, I can see you through this little window.

嘿，章魚哥，我從這小窗戶看得到你。

I'd like to begin writing the memoirs of my success story.

我想開始寫我的成功故事回憶錄。

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