Name: 海綿寶寶的超狂藝術創作與爆笑瞬間！🎨 | 30分鐘 | 海綿寶寶 (SpongeBob's Best Art Creations & Moments! 🎨 | 30 Minutes | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2026-03-15T17:46:42.000Z
Duration: 36 min 13 s

Yeah, grab a little piece of heaven and let's get on with it.

是啊，抓住一小塊天堂，我們繼續吧。

So you want to be an artist, eh, SpongeBob?

所以你想成為藝術家，嗯，海綿寶寶？

If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles talent may rub off on me.

如果我夠幸運，章魚哥的一些天分可能會傳染給我。

天分會用牠的觸手蹭我的藝術。

Okay, since you're telling me you have no prior training, we'll have to start from square one.

好吧，既然你說你沒有任何訓練基礎，那我們就得從頭開始。

我是不是說太快了，海綿寶寶？

Then I erase some of the more detailed features.

然後我會擦掉一些比較細緻的特徵。

Lookie, Squidward, it's you and me playing leapfrog.

看喔，章魚哥，這是你和我玩跳青蛙。

There is nothing artistic about leapfrog.

You take a bunch of old, ripped up paper and you make a new picture out of it.

你拿一堆舊的、撕破的紙，然後用它來做一張新圖。

All right, SpongeBob, pay close attention.

呃，我的意思是，這不是雕塑。

You gotta go by the book, follow the rules.

Otherwise you'll never get past amateur hour here.

我永遠無法成為像你一樣偉大的藝術家。

Oh, I beg Your pardon, but I've forgotten my manners.

喔，真對不起，我忘了基本的禮貌。

I'm on a shopping spree, buying art for my new museum.

我正在大肆採購，要為我的新博物館添購藝術品。

我稱之為「一隻烏賊的撕裂」。

I don't think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection.

我覺得這跟我的收藏品不太搭。

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海綿寶寶的超狂藝術創作與爆笑瞬間！🎨 | 30分鐘 | 海綿寶寶 (SpongeBob's Best Art Creations & Moments! 🎨 | 30 Minutes | SpongeBob)

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