Name: 柯南與奧斯卡編劇 Brian Kiley 進行員工評鑑 | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend (Conan Conducts A Staff Review With Oscars Writer Brian Kiley | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2026-03-14T16:37:15.000Z
Duration: 26 min 10 s

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Normally on Thursdays, we drop a fan episode, but I want to do something a little different today.

通常週四我們會放粉絲的節目，但我今天想做點不一樣的。

過去簡單式

週一時，我跟 Dennis Leary 聊到，

he was chatting about a comic we both love, a Boston comic, Brian Kiley.

他在聊一位我們都喜歡的喜劇演員，一位波士頓的喜劇演員，Brian Kiley。

Brian is working with me in my office right now on the Oscars.

Brian 現在就在我的辦公室跟我一起弄奧斯卡。

And I thought, hey, Brian's in the building.

We've known each other since we were kids.

Anytime I do anything where I need great jokes and everyone else is busy, I get Brian Kiley.

任何時候我需要很棒的笑話，而其他人都很忙的時候，我就找 Brian Kiley。

I mean, I really cast a wide net, and no one wanted to work with me.

我的意思是，我真的廣撒網，但沒人想跟我合作。

我的意思是，我們倆的故事有點瘋狂。

We've known each other since we were kids because you would chat with my brother Luke at our Catholic instruction class that met at the cenacle.

我們從小就認識了，因為你以前會在我們於聖堂舉辦的聖經教導班裡，跟我哥哥 Luke 哈拉。

We were in Brighton on the top of a high hill.

我們在布萊頓一座高山的頂端。

These nuns taught Catholic instruction on Monday afternoons.

這些修女在週一下午教聖經教導班。

And I think you and my brother Luke started chatting with.

我想你跟我哥哥 Luke 開始聊了起來。

With each other about the Bruins and the Red Sox.

And I was in the corner doing bits for, like, a.

而我則在角落裡寫一些關於，像是，一個。

we would talk about the football games the day before, which we would still be doing now.

然後我們會聊前一天的足球賽，到現在都還在聊。

We were like, eight years old or nine years old.

Dan, Say that a little slower because it said you were in my brother's.

Dan，請說慢一點，因為你說你在我哥哥的。

It sounded like you were in my brother's dance class.

聽起來你好像在我哥哥的舞蹈班。

Were in the same class, and then they both.

You were in my brother at Lamaze's class.

So Dan and Conan were in the same class, and then they went to Harvard together.

所以 Dan 和 Conan 同一個班，然後他們一起去了哈佛。

And then my brother Dan would show me the Harvard Lampoons, and he'd be like, remember Conan o'?

然後我哥哥 Dan 會給我看 Harvard Lampoons，他會說，還記得 Conan o' Brien 嗎？

And he would show me these things, which were great.

First of all, the class of 83 didn't do nearly as well as the class of 85.

首先，83 級的表現遠不如 85 級。

We didn't go to Harvard, Luke and I, you dummies.

我們沒去哈佛，我和 Luke，你們這些笨蛋。

I know, but we'd read these lampoons, and then I kind of followed your Career.

我知道，但我們讀了這些 Lampoons，然後我就有點跟著你的職涯走。

Because I knew you were on the Simpsons and snl, but

因為我知道你在《辛普森家庭》和 SNL，但是

I would have walked by you on the street, not known you.

我走在路上看到你，也不會認出你。

因為我從那時候就沒見過你了。

Well, you would have been like, wow, who's that guy?

嗯，你可能會想，哇，那個人是誰？

Yeah, that sounds like 80s in the 90s and stuff.

對，聽起來就像八零、九零年代的東西。

But so I. I think you came to work on Late Night.

所以我，我想你來上《晚間秀》。

You came in one day and you were wearing an Irish cap.

有一天你進來，戴著一頂愛爾蘭帽子。

因為你當時是個很棒的脫口秀演員。

And you were chatting with a bunch of the writers in the hallway.

你當時在走廊上跟一群編劇哈拉。

因為你當時是來拜訪的，對吧？

And I see you in the hallway, and I'm like, hey, we know each other.

我在走廊上看到你，我就想說，嘿，我們認識。

I pushed a button that said, please get him out of here.

我按了一個按鈕，上面寫著「請把他送走」。

You were immediately taken away by NBC pages and a robot.

NBC 的工讀生和一個機器人立刻把你帶走了。

And then shortly after that, there was an opening for you, and

然後不久之後，就有一個機會給你，

you came and started writing jokes for me.

I mean, my White House correspondents dinner, both of them with Clinton and with Obama.

我的意思是，我的白宮記者協會晚宴，有克林頓和歐巴馬那兩場。

I mean, everything I ever did, the two Emmy shows and all the late night shows I've ever done.

我的意思是，我做過的任何事，那兩場艾美獎頒獎典禮，還有我做過的所有深夜秀。

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