Name: 白宮發布影片！伊朗襲擊畫面穿插電玩遊戲片段，超震撼！ (The White House Posts Video of Iran Strikes Mixed with Video Game Footage)
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And now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news.

接下來，如果不介意的話，我們要來聊新聞了。

President Trump announced today that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem will step down and will be replaced by Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne Mullen.

川普總統今天宣佈，國土安全部長 Kristi Noem 將會離職，由奧克拉荷馬州參議員 Mark Wayne Mullen 接任。

If you don't remember, she's the one who had more outfits than Barbie and he is just Ken.

如果你還記得的話，她就是那個衣服比 Barbie 還多的人，而他就是 Ken。

And it is weird when you're like, Kirsty Noem stepping down.

這有點奇怪，當你說 Kristi Noem 要離職的時候。

And you're like, not being replaced with someone cool.

而且你不是被一個很酷的人取代。

President Trump announced that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem will step down.

川普總統宣佈，國土安全部長 Kristi Noem 將會離職。

And there's only one thing that can cheer her up right now.

而現在只有一件事能讓她開心起來。

For that joke to really land, you gotta remember she killed her dog.

這個笑話要好笑，你得記得她殺了她的狗。

Democratic Representative Sidney Komlager Dove asked Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem if she has had sexual relations with her chief advisor, Corey Lewandowski, yesterday during a House Judiciary Committee that Noem's husband attended.

民主黨代表 Sidney Komlager Dove 昨天在眾議院司法委員會上，問國土安全部長 Kristi Noem 是否與她的首席顧問 Corey Lewandowski 有過性關係，當時 Noem 的丈夫也在場。

I don't know if I want her to answer or wait for the reunion special.

我不知道是該希望她回答，還是等著看重聚特別節目。

Everyone's going to be at the reunion special except her dog.

除了她的狗之外，大家都會出現在重聚特別節目裡。

The White House shared a video yesterday on social media that appeared to combine video game footage as well as real clips of military strikes set to music.

白宮昨天在社群媒體上分享了一段影片，影片結合了電子遊戲畫面以及軍事打擊的真實片段，並配上音樂。

I just think it was weird that the video game was Super Mario Brothers.

我只是覺得用 Super Mario Brothers 的電子遊戲畫面有點奇怪。

According to a new poll, 59% of Americans oppose US military action in Iran, making it one of President Trump's most popular policies.

根據一項新的民意調查，59% 的美國人反對美國對伊朗採取軍事行動，這讓它成為川普總統最受歡迎的政策之一。

White House press Secretary Caroline Levitt said yesterday that President Trump ordered the military strikes against Iran because he had a, quote, good feeling that the Iranian regime was about to attack U.S.

白宮新聞祕書 Caroline Levitt 昨天表示，川普總統下令對伊朗進行軍事打擊，因為他有「預感」，覺得伊朗政權即將攻擊美國。

And I think it's telling that he considers that a good feeling.

而且我覺得他把那種感覺當成「預感」很值得玩味。

The National Capital Planning Commission held a vote today on whether to move forward with President Trump's plan for a 90,000 square foot white House ballroom.

國家首都規劃委員會今天就川普總統建造一個佔地 9 萬平方英尺的白宮宴會廳的計畫是否要繼續進行進行了投票。

We're either getting a ballroom in the East Wing or a lot of natural light.

我們要嘛就是在東翼得到一個宴會廳，不然就是得到很多自然光。

President Trump hosted the Inter Milan CF soccer team today at the White House to celebrate their 2025 Major League Soccer championship.

川普總統今天在白宮接待了國際米蘭足球俱樂部 (Inter Milan CF) 足球隊，慶祝他們贏得 2025 年美國職業足球大聯盟 (Major League Soccer) 冠軍賽。

Apparently, he has a soft spot for soccer because he's also not allowed to use his hands.

而且我覺得他對足球情有獨鍾，因為他也不被允許用手。

Have you seen one of his hands right now?

President Trump is reportedly planning to endorse Republican Senator John Cornyn in the Texas GOP Senate primary.

據報導，川普總統正計畫在德州共和黨參議院初選中支持共和黨參議員約翰·康寧。

Authorities in England are looking for a team of thieves who allegedly robbed a jewelry store during the day by cutting open a glass case with a circular skull before escaping on a moped.

英格蘭當局正在尋找一群竊賊，據稱他們在白天切割玻璃櫃，然後騎著機車逃逸。

But don't worry, they have their best guy on the case.

但別擔心，他們已經派出最厲害的警探來處理這個案子了。

A California man was recently sentenced to four years in prison for allegedly stealing $1,000 worth of Pokemon cards.

加州一名男子最近因涉嫌竊盜價值 1,000 美元的寶可夢卡而被判處四年徒刑。

But if his cellmate asks, he killed a guy.

但如果他的獄友問起，他殺了一個人。

Authorities in Georgia recently warned parents to check their child's lunch after a student mistakenly had a canned cut water lemon drop martini in their lunchbox.

喬治亞州當局最近警告家長，要檢查孩子的午餐，因為有學生誤將罐裝的「Cut Water Lemon Drop Martini」放進了午餐盒。

Cause even at that age, you're too mature for hot water.

因為即使到了那個年紀，你也太成熟了，不能喝熱水。

And finally, a dog in England recently gave birth to a litter of 17 puppies, which is believed to be the largest ever litter of Irish doodles.

最後，英國一隻母狗最近生下了 17 隻小狗，據信這是愛爾蘭塗鴉犬（Irish doodles）有史以來最大的胎數。

Yeah, you didn't need to tell us she was Irish.

對啊，不用告訴我們牠是愛爾蘭的。

He is the multi talented producer, writer and musician behind beloved shows like Family Guy and American Dad.

他是備受喜愛的節目《Family Guy》和《American Dad》背後的多元才華製作人、編劇和音樂人。

The second season of his series Ted is streaming now on Peacock.

他的影集《Ted》第二季現正在 Peacock 播出。

You guys also, please allow me to say a word about a charity that means just so much to me.

各位，也請讓我說一下關於一個對我意義非凡的慈善機構。

Cycle for Survival was created by friends of mine 20 years ago.

Cycle for Survival 是我朋友在 20 年前創立的。

This is an incredible anniversary year for them.

對他們來說，這是令人難以置信的週年紀念年。

And last 20 years, they have raised over $400 million for rare cancer research, clinical trials, and

在過去的 20 年裡，他們為罕見癌症研究、臨床試驗和

Memorial Sloan Kettering 癌症中心籌集了超過 4 億美元。

Every single dollar they raise goes directly to fund that work, that important work.

他們籌集的每一塊錢都直接用於資助這項工作，這項重要的工作。

I've been part of these events over the years.

我這些年來也參與過這些活動。

They've been doing it all over the country and a very special event this weekend.

他們在全國各地都有舉辦，這個週末還有一個特別的活動。

So please, if you can, go to cycle for survival.org to get more information and to donate.

所以拜託，如果你可以的話，請到 cycle for survival.org 網站了解更多資訊並捐款。

Congratulations to everybody who participates and thank you so much for listening.

恭喜所有參與者，也非常謝謝大家的收聽。

The Trump administration keeps changing their story on why we're at war with Iran, and

川普政府不斷改變說詞，說明我們為何與伊朗開戰，而且

it's not helping that his cabinet is in turmoil with his Homeland Security Secretary out and his Attorney General subpoenaed.

他的內閣動盪不安，國土安全部長已經離職，而他的司法部長也被傳喚，這讓情況更加不利。

For more on this, it's time for a closer look.

想了解更多，是時候來仔細看看了。

If you are a hardcore MAGA voter who supported Donald Trump.

如果你是川普的死忠MAGA支持者。

First of all, thank you for watching our show.

I'm sorry, it's the only thing currently on in the ER waiting room.

抱歉，這是目前急診室裡唯一在播的節目。

And I'm also sorry that your tattoo got so infected.

也很抱歉你的刺青感染得這麼嚴重。

Second, if you voted for Trump, I can think of four main issues you probably cared about bringing down prices, ending foreign wars, deporting violent criminals, and

第二，如果你投票給川普，我想有四個主要議題你可能很關心：降低物價、結束海外戰爭、驅逐暴力罪犯，還有

And Trump has struck out on all four so far.

到目前為止，川普在這四項都失敗了。

For example, less than 14% of the people detained by ICE have violent convictions in support of.

舉例來說，在ICE拘留的人中，不到14%有暴力定罪，來支持。

In fact, Trump's deportation plan has gone so badly and been so unpopular that today he fired the person in charge.

事實上，川普的驅逐出境計畫進行得非常糟糕，而且非常不受歡迎，以至於今天他開除了負責人。

Kristi Noem is out as the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

Kristi Noem 已不再是國土安全部長。

President Trump has announced that he has fired the Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem.

川普總統宣佈他已開除國土安全部長 Kristi Noem。

But where is she gonna get the money for all her wonderful costumes?

但她那些精彩的服裝哪來的錢？

We were only months away from her showing up as both leads from Wicked.

我們離她同時扮演《Wicked》的兩個主角只差幾個月了。

Trump announced he'll be replacing her as Homeland Security Secretary with someone I have to assume is even more qualified.

川普說他會找一位我猜測更有資格的人來接替她的國土安全部長職位。

Oklahoma Senator Mark Wayne Mullen, who's been on an absolute tear during the Iran war.

奧克拉荷馬州參議員 Mark Wayne Mullen，他在伊朗戰爭期間表現非常搶眼。

他在有線電視新聞上表現出色。

Just listen to this very cogent interview he gave last week where he explained that Iran was rebuilding.

聽聽他上週一次非常清晰的採訪，他解釋說伊朗正在重建。

The nuclear program Trump said he had obliterated.

川普說他已經摧毀的核武計畫。

They said they were done trying to build a nuclear weapon, yet they're obviously trying to rebuild it.

他們說他們已經停止製造核武，但他們顯然正在重建。

If we obliterated it, we being the United States last summer, then why are you worried about it right now?

如果我們，也就是美國，去年夏天摧毀了它，那為什麼你現在還擔心它？

Because they're rebuilding it, and you can see them rebuilding it.

因為他們正在重建它，而且你可以看到他們正在重建。

It was obliterated, but it doesn't mean you can't rebuild.

它被摧毀了，但這不代表你不能重建。

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白宮發布影片！伊朗襲擊畫面穿插電玩遊戲片段，超震撼！ (The White House Posts Video of Iran Strikes Mixed with Video Game Footage)

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