Sorry.

對不起。

(Things Boyfriends Do That Secretly Annoy Their Girlfriends)

（女友討厭男友做的這些事）

Oh, babe, 《Dear John》 is on!

嘿寶貝，《最後一封情書》正在播耶！

I want to see that.

我想要看。

Oh, it's too girly.

不要...這太娘了。

Oh, 300!

哇塞，《300壯士：斯巴達的逆襲》！

So how's your day today?

所以你今天過得怎麼樣？

It's fine.

還可以。

OK...

好喔...

What did you do yesterday?

那你昨天在幹嘛？

Nothing.

沒幹嘛。

Oh my Gosh. You look so nice.

喔我的天啊。妳看起來美到不行。

Thank you.

謝啦。

Think I'm just gonna go like this.

我覺得我穿這樣就可以了。

You know, jeans. Keep it cas' (casual).

妳知道，就穿牛仔褲，隨性就好。

Oh my God. I can't get this to turn on.

我的天啊。我打不開這個。

Oh, here. I'll fix it.

給我。我會修。

Justin.

Justin。

And I broke his ankles.

然後我扭傷了他的腳踝。

Yeah. Then I took a straight to the bucket...

然後我直接衝到籃框那邊...

And I...yeah!

然後我就....耶！

And I just felt like it sucks.

我真的覺得感覺超差。

'Cuz Elson won't be there for me,

因為 Elson 沒有挺我，

and I've been there for her. Which, which one is Elson?

但我之前都會陪著她......哪，哪個是Elson？

Justin, Elson has long, brown hair.

Justin，Elson 就是棕色長頭髮的那個。

You met her last week. I thought that was Amber.

你上禮拜才見過她的。我以為那是Amber。

You just have so many friends.

妳真的有超多朋友。

Oh, honey, I can fix it.

喔，親愛的，我會修。

No!

喔，不要！

Hey, what kind of food does this place serve?

嘿，那間餐廳是供應怎樣的菜？

Dude, you got to hang on to the ball!

老兄，你要把球抓好！

What are you doing, man?

你到底在幹嘛啦？

Who are you texting?

你在傳訊息給誰啊？

Oh, it's Jeannine from work.

噢，是我同事Jeannine。

Oh, what are you guys talking about?

是喔，那你們在聊什麼？

It's work stuff. It's boring. Yeah.

就是工作的事情。很無聊啦。對啊。

Ha, ha! She's really funny.

哈哈！她真的很好笑。

Uh, you made the reservations, right?

妳有訂位對吧？

No, Justin, you're supposed to make the reservation.

不，Justin，應該是你要去訂位的。

Ah, I forgot.

啊，我忘了。

Let's just wait.

我們就去現場候位吧。

That's goal! Oh, oh, oh!

得分了！喔，喔，喔！

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Whatever, Justin, whatever, OK?

算了，Justin，算了，好嗎？

What's...? What did I even do?

啥.....？我到底做錯什麼了？

Just, er, just irritating!

你就，你就是超煩！

Is that time of the month?

妳又那個來了是吧？

Justin.

Justin。

It's that time of the month.

妳又那個來了。

I can fix it!

我會修！

Hey, babe.

嘿，寶貝。

I wanna talk to you about what happened last night.

我想跟你談談昨晚的事。

Oh, oh...(I just feel like...)...wait, wait. 《Dear John》's on.

喔喔...（我只是覺得...）...等等，等等。《最後一封情書》在播耶。

Did you just say you want to see this?

妳剛剛不是說想看？

It's 2 more hours. We should just watch the rest of this.

還剩 2 個小時。我們應該把剩下的看完。

I'm so excited it'll just be the two of us today.

今天只有我們兩個獨處，好興奮喔。

Oh, no. Zack is coming, too.

哦，不。Zack也會來。

Yeah, he's downstairs. Let's go!

對，他在樓下了。我們走吧！

So this is Jeannine. I've been telling you about her.

這是 Jeannine。我一直都有跟妳提到她。

Hi! Nice to meet you!

嗨！很高興認識妳！

I've heard a lot. She's really cool.

久仰大名。她很酷。

Yeah, I've heard a lot about you, too!

對啊，我也聽了很多關於妳的事！

Justin is my wusband: my work husband.

Justin是我的老「工」：工作上的老公。

J and J, cause like... Jeannine and...Yeah, I hear it.

J 跟 J，就很像.... Jeannine 跟........好，我有聽到。

I rap hard, 'cuz it's easy.

我嘻哈超屌，因為我很行。

I spit cheese.

一個呸，起司。

I'm the true MC. I'm on the streets.

我是饒舌歌手，我混街頭的。

Feel me?

有感覺到嗎？

That's what I hear, babe.

我聽到了，寶貝。

I think I can be a rapper.

我覺得我可以去唱嘻哈。