Name: WikiBear 的起源：Scraps 故事 | CONAN on TBS (Scraps: The Origin Of WikiBear | CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2026-03-06T16:31:21.000Z
Duration: 2 min 10 s

我們第 16 任總統是亞伯拉罕·林肯。

He freed the slaves and wrote the Gettysburg Address.

他解放了奴隸，寫了蓋茲堡演說。

And then he was shot and killed by Lee Harvey Oswald.

然後他被李·哈維·奧斯華槍殺身亡。

I think there's a really good piece in here.

We just need to go back in the mine and do some restructuring.

我們只需要回到礦坑裡做一些重整。

I wouldn't go down that alley for a joke when you have so many choices, you know?

你知道的，如果你有很多選擇，你不會為了開玩笑就走進那條巷子。

Wiki Bear，他不是最近才過世嗎？

All murderers are welcomed into the bliss of eternal love, Wiki Bear.

所有的殺人犯都會受到永恆之愛的祝福，Wiki Bear。

什麼樣的神會允許這種事發生？

好啦，好好享受你那甜言蜜語的神學吧。

We all know Satan is the only true creator.

我們都知道撒旦才是唯一的真創世主。

I've got all kinds of facts about Ted Bundy at my fingertips.

我手上握有關於泰德·邦迪的各種事實。

Did you know that some of his aliases included Chris Hagen and Kenneth Moser?

你知道嗎，他的一些化名包括 Chris Hagen 和 Kenneth Moser？

Is it true that he used to remove the inside door handle of his Volkswagen Bug so that his women captives couldn't escape?

他說他會把 Volkswagen Bug 的車門內把手拆掉，這樣他的女俘虜就逃不掉了，是真的嗎？

我不知道，但我就是這樣做的。

Do you think about murder a lot, Wiki Bear?

Wiki Bear，你是不是常常想著殺人？

所以你認為我們只是活在虛無之中？

And that morality is just a construct that we've created?

所以你認為道德只是我們創造出來的建構？

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WikiBear 的起源：Scraps 故事 | CONAN on TBS (Scraps: The Origin Of WikiBear | CONAN on TBS)

illusion

straight

sense

cruel