- Hey, do you want to grab some coffee? - Yeah.

- 你想喝咖啡嗎？- 好啊！

You got this right?

妳一個人沒問題吧？

Umm, actually… umm…

嗯… 其實… 呃…。

We'll be back in an hour or two.

我們一、兩小時後回來。

Kidding me?

開什麼玩笑？

Hey, would you mind sending me those notes later?

欸，等一下可以把筆記傳給我嗎？

- Again? - Yeah.

- 又要抄？- 是啊。

What happened to your notes?

你自己的筆記呢？

I don't take any.

我不做筆記的。

That's what you're here for.

你存在就是為了貢獻筆記啊。

That's so not possible.

有夠假的。

Do you think the sun gets colder at night?

妳覺得太陽晚上會冷嗎？

Probably.

也許吧。

Oh, well actually…. they don't care.

噢！其實… 算了。

Man, studying for this test is so hard.

天阿，這考試好難喔。

I know. I literally died.

對啊，我死了。

Literally? You mean figuratively right?

死了？妳是指「快死了」吧？

No, I mean I literally died.

不，我真的死了。

Two beers. You only had one.

兩罐啤酒你只喝了一罐。

Can you just split the bill for us, like, you figure it out, and then I'll give you mine.

幫我們看一下要怎麼分攤，算好我再給你錢。

I bombed this test so hard.

我考得超爛。

I know. Me too.

我懂，我也是。

Wasn't this supposed to be graded on a curve?

不是照常態分配的嗎？

What did you get?

妳考得怎樣？

Nothing.

不怎樣。

Ninety-nine.

居然考了 99 分。

Curve breaker.

變態。

People like you disgust me.

妳真的很討厭。

So two atoms are talking to each other in a bar.

有兩個原子在酒吧裡聊天。

The first atom says, "I lost my electron."

第一個說：「我把電子搞丟了。」

The second atom says, "Are you positive?"

第二個說：「你確定嗎？」(註：positive 也有正電或陽性反應的意思，所以一語雙關。)

And then what happened?

然後咧？

Oh my god.

我的天。

That movie was so good!

那部電影超讚！

(Are you) kidding me? They got the book all wrong.

哪有啊？電影把書改得一塌糊塗。

There's a book?

這部電影有書？

Sweet! So I'll give you a call sometime.

太好了！我改天聯絡妳。

Cool.

好啊。

What was wrong with him? He was cute.

怎麼了？他滿討人喜歡的耶。

He's a social science major.

他主修社會科學。

It's not a real science.

那不是真正的科學。

Hey Chris! Do you wanna play chess?

克里斯！要玩西洋棋嗎？

Not with you.

不要跟妳玩。

Checkers?

西洋跳棋呢？

No.

不要。

- So, my favorite joke ever. - Mhmm.

- 跟妳說個我最喜歡的笑話。 - 嗯哼。

Two atoms walk up to each other in a bar.

有兩個原子在酒吧裡聊天。

The first atom says, "I lost my electron."

第一個說：「我把電子搞丟了。」

The second atom says, "Are you positive?"

第二個說：「你確定嗎？（你是陽性嗎？）」

Yes!

正確答案！

I'm so glad you know that one.

終於找到笑點一樣的人了。

Yeah I know. It's my favorite joke.

我也很喜歡那個笑話。

Oh, nice. I'm Nance.

酷，我是南斯。

- I'm Kaitlyn. - Very nice to meet you.

- 凱特琳。- 幸會。

You too. Maybe I'll see you around.

我也是，改天見。

Oh, maybe so.

有機會再見囉。