Name: 狗狗戴墨鏡！ 😎 (Dogs In Sunglasses)
Uploaded: 2026-02-20T17:14:21.000Z
Duration: 3 min 32 s

插入一隻戴著太陽眼鏡的狗狗。

And you have to interpret nearby with a dog and sunglasses.

然後你還要身邊有一隻戴著太陽眼鏡的狗狗來詮釋。

If you're okay for time, I would love to tell you about this guy.

如果你時間夠的話，我很想跟你說說這個人。

This guy lost his job as a mall Santa because he'd only let the mums sit on his lap.

這個人因為只讓媽媽們坐在他腿上，所以丟了聖誕老人這份工作。

This guy will text you up at 2 in the afternoon.

這個人下午兩點還會傳訊息給你。

This guy just handed you a gift certificate for a free half hour of nude yoga.

這個人剛給你一張免費半小時裸體瑜珈的禮券。

This guy doesn't want you to call him dad, but

This gal has banged every single member of ABBA in both real and hologram form.

這位小姐跟 ABBA 的每一位成員，無論是實體還是全息形態，都發生過關係。

This gal thinks we need to get our hand this gal thinks we need to get our hands on Hunter Biden's laptop because there are several photos of her that she wants back.

這位小姐覺得我們需要拿到 Hunter Biden 的筆記型電腦，因為裡面有幾張她想要回來的照片。

This guy makes the Ferris Bueller chika chika sound every time he has an orgasm.

這位先生每次高潮時都會發出 Ferris Bueller 的那種聲音。

This guy will booty call you and then make you watch Pulp Fiction for the hundredth time.

這位先生會打電話叫你過去，然後要你第一百次看《黑色追緝令》。

This guy doesn't feel comfortable in a hotel room unless he's drilled both a peephole and a glory hole.

這位先生在飯店房間裡，除非自己鑽了貓眼和性愛洞，否則他會覺得不自在。

Because I want to tell you about this guy.

因為我想跟你說一個關於這個人的事。

This guy misunderstood you when this guy misunderstood you when you asked if he could put on some protection.

這個人誤會你了，當你問他能不能戴套的時候，他誤會你了。

And finally, let me tell you about this gal.

最後，讓我跟你說一個關於這個女生的事。

This gal looks at everything through rose colored glasses, especially that footage of you in the shower when you rented her Airbnb.

這個女生看什麼都覺得很美好，尤其是你租她 Airbnb 時，你在浴室裡的畫面。