Name: 溫德爾哲學 1-6 英文字幕 (1-6 Wendell's philosophy 英文字幕)
Uploaded: 2026-02-20T15:14:09.000Z
Duration: 2 min 54 s

Last time I told you about my Grandpa Homer, he was on my mom's side of the family.

上次我說了我的爺爺 Homer，他是外公那邊的。

Now this Grandpa Wendell was on my dad's side of the family.

這次的爺爺 Wendell 呢，就是我爸爸那邊的。

Now, when I was little, I got really into whatever I was doing just to kind of give an example of.

然後呢，我小時候，我對我正在做的事情都會非常投入，只是想舉個例子。

I was watching TV as a kid and the TV fell on me and I didn't notice.

我小時候看電視，電視砸到我身上我竟然沒感覺。

So whenever I had to go pee, I didn't notice it until it was too late.

所以每次我尿急，我都會等到太晚了才發現。

So I would pee my pants a lot as a kid, you know, I.

所以小時候我常常尿褲子，你知道的，我。

So while I was walking around, you know, and

所以當我在走路的時候，你知道的，然後

all of a sudden I do, you know, have that scared face.

突然我就會，你知道，露出那種驚恐的表情。

And I was like, oh, I'm going to pee my pants.

我就想說，噢，我要尿褲子了。

My Grandpa Wendell, he decided, you know what?

我爺爺 Wendell 他決定，你知道嗎？

我想我 طريقة 解決這個問題。

He came up to me and he put his arm around me and said, adam, you're a man.

他走過來，把手搭在我肩上，對我說，Adam，你是個男人。

If you want to pee on that tree, you pee on that tree.

如果你想在那棵樹上尿尿，你就去尿那棵樹。

And so I followed his philosophy that I was a man and I could pee anywhere I wanted.

所以我繼承了他的哲學，覺得我是個男人，想在哪裡尿尿都可以。

And I stopped peeing my pants up in Idaho.

我在愛達荷州就不會在褲子上尿尿了。

Well, I went back home after staying with Grandma and grandpa for a couple of weeks, and

嗯，我跟爺爺奶奶住了幾個禮拜後就回家了，

And there's a little class for kids, you know, it's called primary school, and they teach about Jesus.

有一個給小朋友上的小課，你知道，叫做初級班，他們會教關於耶穌的事。

And while my teacher was teaching us about Jesus, she noticed that I would randomly stand up in the middle of class, leave, be gone for a while.

當我的老師在教我們關於耶穌的事情時，她注意到我會在上課中途隨便站起來，然後離開，過一陣子才回來。

And before, right before, the teacher was worried that I wouldn't come back.

而且在那之前，老師還擔心我不會回來。

I'd come back in and sit back down and listen to her lesson.

我會回來坐下，繼續聽她的課。

And I do it a couple of times throughout the lesson.

在整堂課裡，我會這樣做個幾次。

So she was kind of curious what was going on.

所以她有點好奇發生了什麼事。

So I left the room and she told the other.

所以我離開了教室，她告訴了其他人。

She had her husband, I think, stay with her or whatever to watch the other kids.

我記得她讓她老公留下來陪她，或者是要看其他小孩。

She followed me and she noticed that I had walked to the front of the church.

她跟著我，然後她發現我走到了教會前面。

And on the front of our church says the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is the name of the church.

我們教會前面寫著「耶穌基督後期聖徒教會」，這是教會的名字。

I was peeing on that sign, just peeing on it.

我正在對那個牌子撒尿，就只是對著它撒尿。

And my mom was just mortified that I did that.

我媽媽聽到我這樣做，簡直嚇壞了。

他們說，我們在教會裡不能這樣做。

我們在教會裡絕對不能這樣做。

And they were trying to teach me that I don't do it at all.

他們試圖教我，我根本就不該做這件事。

But what I heard is, don't do it at church.

但我聽到的意思是，不要在教會裡做。

So one day my dad came up and found me in my room.

I was in the corner peeing in the corner, and I probably got my butt smacked.

我躲在角落裡尿尿，屁股可能還被打了一頓。

And that was the end of the philosophy that I was a man and that I could pee anywhere.

這就是我以為自己是個男人、可以隨地尿尿那套想法的終結。