Alison, I’m here and I’ll always be here.

艾麗森 有我在 我永遠都在

Have you ordered yet?

妳點餐了嗎?

No.

還沒

I’m starving. Can we get some menus and a round of shots?

我都快餓死了耶 來人上菜上酒!

This girl got stood up.

這妹子被人放鳥了!

I’ll never speak to him again. I’m deleting from my phone right now. Tim is dead to me.

我要跟他絕交 刪掉他的電話 我已經對提姆死心

I think you’re wrong. I think we can really make it work.

妳猜錯囉 提姆和我是天生一對

Tim is the worst. I know.

-提姆是個爛人 -沒錯

Did you get it? Wait no. fix your bangs. Sorry.

-我看起來好嗎? -等一下 妳的瀏海有點怪怪的

Do them like that. Thank you.

-瀏海這樣才好看 -謝謝

Where should I look? Look at me.

-眼睛要看哪裡? -看我這

Big smile? Small smile? Big smile? Small smile?

咧嘴笑還是微笑? 咧嘴笑還是微笑?

Okay, I’m not gonna let you take a bad picture.

安啦 我不會把妳照醜的

Okay. Calm down.

-知道了啦 -放輕鬆

Yea. There’s a good sign.

這就對了 手勢很讚

Make their own video game. There’re tons of women that are game developer.

叫他們自己去研發遊戲啊 反正做遊戲開發的女人多到爆炸

Actually, I don’t know if you guys have read tweets about it. But there’s…

你們知道推特上都怎麼說嗎? 有…

You’re shouting.

妳太激動了

Oh. Anyway…yeah, that’s the subject I’m very passionate about.

噢!...是的 因為這個主題我很有興趣

I’ve been doing recon. I ask my friend Lis’s last name. I found his Facebook, instagram, tweeter.

我最近到處打探 問我朋友莉茲那個男的姓什麼 並找到了他的臉書、IG和推特

Looks like he’s single. Also, he goes to this bar ‘tomorrow’ every Tuesday. So we should go tomorrow.

他應該是單身 每個禮拜二都會去Amoro酒吧 我們明天可以去那埋伏

That’s perfect. I got you a bagel.

幹得好 這貝果給妳

You’re the best.

妳對我最好了

Hey, do you have 15 minutes to talk to while I eat this barrito?

我在吃捲餅 可以跟我聊15分鐘嗎?

Did you see that picture I sent to you?

有看到我傳的照片嗎?

Yea. What’s that about?

有啊 怎麼一回事?

I don’t know I think I should go to see a doctor.

我也不知道 我覺得我應該去看醫生

Yes. It looks like shingles. Oh my god, do you get that twice?

-嗯 看起來很像帶狀皰疹 -天啊 得過一次不是會終身免疫嗎?

As pretty hours get off of cheer lead, I really got a hit to it.

快樂過生活好難 真的得很努力blahblahblah

Alison, I need your right now. There’s a crisis. Sorry.

-艾麗森 有個危機! 快來幫忙 -抱歉

The crisis is that is boring. Oh. I thought something happen to Tim.

-危機就是無趣男的轟炸(小聲) -哦～ 我以為提姆怎麼了呢

No, but he did send a worst text I’ve ever seen in my life.

不是 但他確實傳了封糟糕透頂的簡訊

I throw up all over the bathroom.

我吐得整間浴室都是

Okay, I’ll get them up.

好 我去清理

(text) Made it home safe! (text) We made out in his car!!

-我安全到家了! -我們在他的車裡做那件事!!

Did you text Alison that we just made out? Of course, I did. She’s my best friend.

-妳有跟她說我們在車上那個嗎? -當然 她可是我的死黨

You get stuff for free because of that.

說被放鴿子才能吃霸王餐

You’re right. I got stood up.

對吼 我被放鴿子了!

Shots. My best friend come safe me.

-來杯酒! -我的姊妹拯救了我

Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots….

來一杯 來一杯 來一杯 來一杯…