Name: 黃石的爆笑瞬間 🤭 (Yellowstone’s Funniest Moments 🤭)
Uploaded: 2026-02-07T17:25:17.000Z
Duration: 24 min 51 s

現在進行式

過去簡單式

She made a rather compelling argument, sir.

她提出的論點，sir，非常有說服力。

Miss should really only be applied to a woman younger, just reaching marrying age, which, in the era this bullshit became comm.

小姐這個稱謂，sir，應該只用於剛到適婚年齡的年輕女性，在這個鳥事開始流行的年代。

And since I am clearly beyond that milestone and I'm clearly not married, the proper term for me would be maiden.

而且我顯然已經過了那個年紀，也顯然未婚，所以對我來說，比較正確的稱呼是「maiden」。

But if you call me maiden, Alfred, I'm gonna stab you in the eye with this fucking fork.

但如果你叫我 maiden，Alfred，我就用這根該死的叉子刺瞎你的眼睛。

Looks to me like the whole place is smoking, Alfred.

在我看起來，Alfred，整個地方都在抽菸。

Unless the policy is just against me smoking, which I find hard to believe because I've never been here before.

除非這項政策只是針對我抽菸，我才不信，因為我從來沒來過這裡。

How come you can't rope like that when we're roping for money?

我們 roping for money 的時候，你怎麼就不能 roping 成那樣？

Man, I'm thinking about the money, not the fun.

唉，我想到的是錢，不是樂趣。

Scale of 1 to 10, how bad's the luck from putting your hat on a bed?

請問，把帽子放在床上，運氣會差到 Scale of 1 to 10 的哪個程度？

About as bad as changing a horse's barn name.

大概跟 changing a horse's barn name 一樣差吧。

You've been riding this goddamn horse for a month and you still don't know his fucking name.

你騎這匹該死的馬一個月了，還不知道牠他媽的名字。

Well, that's not quite the same as changing it.

嗯，那跟改變牠的名字不太一樣。

I say you're probably the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met.

我說你大概是我遇過最笨的混蛋了。

That's why we take care of our attack, Jimmy.

這就是為什麼我們要好好照顧我們的 attack，Jimmy。

I put my hat on the bed and I called it Owen.

我把我的帽子放在床上，然後叫牠 Owen。

Jimmy, you need to stop listening to those yahoos in the bunkhouse.

Jimmy，你別再聽信那群 bunkhouse 裡的 yahoos 了。

But I sure believe in stupid, because you prove it every fucking day.

但我絕對相信愚蠢，因為你他媽的每天都在證明這一點。

連你走路都帶著怒氣，親愛的。

I'm gonna check the airfield and deer lodge.

我要去看看 airfield 和 deer lodge。

Well, I'm starting to think that plane's from another state.

嗯，我開始覺得那架飛機是從別的州來的。

Yeah, if I could get a warrant, I could check the flight logs out of the air traffic control in Bozeman.

對啊，如果我能拿到搜查令，就可以去查看Bozeman的航空交通管制局的飛行紀錄。

Be a lot of data to sift through, but I think I.

雖然要整理的資料很多，但我認為。

Oh, we're not supposed to talk about work at the dinner Table in the morning.

喔，我們早上在餐桌上是不可以談工作的。

We can talk business at the breakfast table.

So I guess the point is, dad, is that you can discuss whatever you want at the dinner table.

所以我想重點是，爸，你可以在餐桌上討論任何你想討論的事。

It's just us who have to navigate the algorithm of ways in which you control what's discussed.

只有我們必須去摸索你控制討論內容的各種方法。

Honey, I don't even know what the fuck that means.

甜心，我根本不知道那在說什麼鬼。

Trout are like bankers, and we'll do a damn thing in the morning.

鱒魚就像銀行家，我們早上什麼都不會做。

Hey, are you going up to the summer camp?

Yeah, as soon as I get these panniers full.

對啊，我把這些馬鞍袋裝滿了就去。

Monica, if you fall off, we're gonna have my ass.

莫妮卡，如果你掉下去，我們就慘了。

這裡剩下的都是貨運火車和怪物。

The only thing left here is a bunch of freight trains and monsters.

What the fuck is wrong with your horse, Jake?

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