Name: 詹姆斯終於找到他的招牌深夜造型了嗎？！ (Has James Finally Found His Signature Late Night Look?)
Uploaded: 2026-01-17T17:23:20.000Z
Duration: 6 min 2 s

What do you think of this look I've gone for tonight?

你們覺得我今晚這個造型怎麼樣？

Rob saw me wake up, walk out and he was like, no, this is late night, you can't.

Rob 看到我醒來、走出來，他當時就說，不行，這是深夜節目，你不能這樣。

You're not gonna tell me what to do, man.

Yeah, you, you, you look, you look like the funeral director for like a funeral home.

對，你，你，你看起來，你看起來就像是那種辦喪事的人。

That, that only buries people who died having sex.

Yeah, look, this is how we're dressed tonight.

對啊，你看，我們今晚就這樣穿。

他們能把我怎麼樣，開除我嗎？

And there Dominion Voting System's historic defamation trial against Fox News was set to kick off.

而這場由 Dominion 投票系統對 Fox News 提出的歷史性誹謗訴訟，原本就要展開了。

Dominion alleged that Fox pushed conspiracy theories that the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump.

Dominion 指控 Fox 推播了 2020 年大選被 Donald Trump 竊取的陰謀論。

But this afternoon, both parties settled with Fox, agreeing to pay Dominion $787 million.

但今天下午，雙方達成和解，Fox 同意賠償 Dominion 7.87 億美元。

Tell you what Dominion is getting laid to.

告訴你，Dominion 也得到了教訓。

好的，這真是個恰如其分的教訓。

It's a fitting lesson for the world from the American justice system.

這是美國司法體系給全世界一個恰如其分的教訓。

This it is that there's a price to pay for lying to the American people.

這證明瞭對美國人民撒謊是要付出代價的。

And if you can afford that price, go for it.

如果你付得起這個代價，那就放手去做吧。

Fox News has to pay Dominion nearly $800 million.

Fox News 得賠償 Dominion 將近 8 億美元。

It's so much money, they've already started selling ad space on Tucker Carlson's forehead.

哇，這筆錢好多，他們已經開始在 Tucker Carlson 的額頭上賣廣告了。

Ian, if you settled a case right, let's say you settle a case something you settle a.

Ian，如果你打贏了一個官司，假設你打贏了一個官司，你贏了。

So I'd get like, I'd get like a jet ski, a vacation home, like a boat, you know what I mean?

我可能會買，我可能會買一艘水上摩托車、一間度假屋、一艘船，你知道嗎？

I'd hire a film crew to sort of like film me like on the jet skis having a great time.

我會請一個攝影團隊來拍我，就像在水上摩托車上玩得很開心一樣。

And then I would buy some commercial time on Fox News and I would play the footage of me enjoying their money.

然後我會在 Fox News 買一些廣告時段，播放我享受他們錢的畫面。

The city of Kyle, Texas is now looking to gather people named Kyle for the world's largest gathering of Kyles.

德州凱爾市現在正想辦法找名叫 Kyle 的人來參加史上最大規模的 Kyle 聚會。

They are hoping to break the Guinness World Record for the largest same name gathering.

他們希望能打破金氏世界紀錄，創下最多同名人士聚集的紀錄。

到處都是 Kyle，一望無際的 Kyle。

This beats the previous record for the largest number of Kyles gathered in one place, which was any Dave Matthews concert.

這比之前最多 Kyle 聚集的紀錄還厲害，那次是在 Dave Matthews 的演唱會。

I feel disconnected from the Ian community, if I'm being honest.

說實話，我覺得我跟 Ian 社群有點疏遠了。

It's very, very hard for you as an Ian, thriving in show business as you are, to still pay homage to your roots as an Ian.

身為一個 Ian，又要在演藝圈發展，對你來說要同時保有 Ian 的根基，真的非常非常難。

There's, like me, Ian McKelling and then Ian Ziering and we don't even.

有像我一樣的 Ian McKelling，還有 Ian Ziering，我們甚至不。

我記得我跟你說過，在我認識你的那天。

You know, Ian was the second writer hired on the Late Late Show.

你知道，Ian 是《Late Late Show》聘僱的第二位編劇。

We met four months before the show had launched.

我們在節目開播前四個月就認識了。

And I remember saying to you, you said, I'm seeking a career in show business.

我記得我跟你說，你說，我正在尋找演藝圈的事業。

And I said, it's going to be very difficult as an Ian.

我說，身為一個 Ian，這會很難。

And I said to people, have you got any writers?

我就問大家，你們有找編劇嗎？

And they said, what's he going to change his name to?

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