Name: 我們想保留我們的電腦！ (We Want to Keep Our Computers!)
Uploaded: 2026-01-16T17:00:00.000Z
Duration: 7 min 31 s

我們可以期待 Eternal Demise 帶來什麼？

It's a cool project because I always wanted to have this opportunity on the show, and

這是一個很棒的計畫，因為我一直很想有這個機會在節目上，而且

so I thought, why not take advantage of it?

所以我想，為什麼不把握這個機會呢？

Write a song in two and a half hours with musicians that have never played together and then perform it live for the first time on tv.

在兩個半小時內，跟一群從來沒一起玩過音樂的樂手寫一首歌，然後第一次在電視上現場表演。

But, yeah, and then I think it might work.

但是，嗯，然後我認為這可能會成功。

What was going on with the graphics lately?

We've been doing that for about two weeks now, so.

沒有啦，我們這樣做已經兩週了。

Rob told me today he's gotta give his computer back to cbs.

Rob 今天跟我說他得把電腦還給 CBS。

Saying, we're gonna throw your computer in the trash.

說，我們要把你的電腦丟進垃圾桶。

Yeah, they need my computer back so that they can throw it in the trash.

對，他們需要我的電腦，這樣他們才能把它丟進垃圾桶。

Or I can write a check to the Columbia Broadcasting Systems for my computer.

不然我可以開一張支票給哥倫比亞廣播公司買我的電腦。

Yeah, so they're gonna trash it for E waste.

對啊，所以他們要把它當成電子垃圾處理。

Or do we just leave with the laptop and change your email?

還是我們就帶著筆記型電腦走，然後改你的 email？

So I'm still gonna be working for CBS after we've all done.

所以我們都做完之後，我還是會繼續為 CBS 工作。

If you ever say that again, when you say the word working, you have to do that.

如果你再說一次，當你說「工作」這個詞的時候，你必須這麼做。

No, I mean, I'm just asking you on behalf of everybody that received that email, is this a real thing?

沒有啦，我是說，我只是代表所有收到那封 email 的人問你，這是真的嗎？

Like, when you ask me if you can say a brand or you crack a beer or whatever on the show and then you start drinking, you're like, can we do this?

就像，你問我說，你可以在節目上講一個品牌名稱，或是開一瓶啤酒，然後你就開始喝了，你就說，我們可以這樣做嗎？

So it'd be weird because they're all Apple computers, right, Rob?

所以這樣會有點奇怪，因為它們都是 Apple 電腦，對吧，Rob？

Apple laptops, MacBook Pros, Apple iPads.

Apple 的筆記型電腦，MacBook Pro，Apple 的 iPad。

You know how Miller High Life is the champagne of beers.

你知道 Miller High Life 是啤酒界的香檳。

Apples are like the champagne of computers.

If you don't know what we're talking about, if you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about this.

如果你不知道我們在說什麼，如果你不知道我們在說什麼，我們就是在說這個。

Can you just pull up the Apple logo just in case we haven't.

可以請你把 Apple 的 Logo 叫出來嗎？萬一我們還沒放的話。

We can keep going with this, or you can just give everybody their computers.

我們可以繼續這樣，或者你們可以把電腦給大家。

You know, so far, this show is going great.

你知道，到目前為止，這個節目進行得很順利。

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