Sam, Don't tell me you haven't moved since I left.

Sam，你該不會從我離開後就一直沒動吧。

Richard, did you at least fix that creaky door?

Richard，你至少有把那扇吱吱叫的門修好嗎？

Yeah, we also need new batteries for the remote.

對啊，遙控器也需要新電池了。

We can't change the channel, and there's a limit to how long we could watch this thing.

我們沒辦法換臺，而且這東西能看的時間也有限。

Okay, time to buy batteries for my beautiful family.

好，是時候幫我美麗的家人買電池了。

I mean, is it really too much to ask for a little help around here?

我是說，在這裡稍微幫點忙，是不是太過分了？

I'm in Alpha software, but I wouldn't mind crashing at your place.

我在 Alpha 軟體裡，但我並不介意在你家暫住。

Yeah, I think I used to date that guy in high school.

對啊，我想我高中時跟那傢伙交往過。

Now, to be as helpful to you as possible, I'm gonna go right ahead and trawl your entire Internet history.

現在，為了盡可能地幫助妳，我會直接搜尋你的所有網路歷史紀錄。

Nicole, you should have warned me that you're such a slaying machine.

Nicole，妳應該事先告訴我妳是個殺手級機器。

Yeah, a mom who bought three wing chun dummies last August.

對啊，一個媽媽，去年八月買了三個詠春拳人偶。

Okay, well, I was practicing my tiger style.

好的，嗯，我當時正在練習我的虎爪功。

Hey, this might sound kind of silly, but I really enjoyed talking to you.

嘿，這聽起來可能有點傻，但我真的很喜歡跟你哈拉。

If only there was a way to have you with me all the time.

要是能一直有你在我身邊就好了。

Oh, the mall where they play rock songs from your youth to remind you you've become everything you once rebelled against.

喔，就是那個商場，播放著你年輕時的搖滾樂，提醒你已經變成你曾經反對的一切。

And I think we can make this trip to the mall a little bit more fun.

我覺得我們可以讓這次去商場的行程變得更有趣一點。

新鮮的漢堡肉餅試吃，八號走道。

If I leave my family unattended for too long, the result can be anything from someone getting a belly button piercing to permanent structural damage on our home.

如果我把家人放著太久不管，可能會發生各種事，從有人去穿肚臍環，到我們家有永久性的結構損壞。

Come on, you're seriously telling me you don't want to have more fun?

拜託，你真的要說你不想要更有趣嗎？

It's hard to think straight when this place is a.

這裡一團亂的時候，真的很難好好思考。

How do you think everything around here gets done?

你覺得這裡所有事情是怎麼完成的？

Oh, great, so you've been giving them the silent treatment.

喔，太好了，所以你一直在對他們實施冷暴力。

If the elves hated us that much, they wouldn't have gotten us this fancy new couch.

如果精靈們這麼討厭我們，他們就不會給我們買這張這麼讚的新沙發了。

Wow, Ari, I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.

哇，Ari，我記不得上次這麼開心是什麼時候了。

Yeah, and no annoying family to worry about.

對啊，而且沒有煩人的家人要擔心。

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