Name: 一本喜劇演員指南，讓您像真正的當地人一樣體驗倫敦 (A comedian's guide to experiencing London like a real local)
Uploaded: 2025-11-02T17:57:12.000Z
Duration: 10 min 7 s

Let me show you around and what I like to get up to in my downtime.

讓我帶你們四處逛逛，看看我平常都在做些什麼。

The magic circle has cool to do with magic, not about me.

魔術圈跟魔法有關，跟我沒關係。

For the past few months I've been taking my comedy tour up and down the country.

過去幾個月，我帶著我的喜劇巡演跑遍全國。

But for my final show, I'll be bringing it back to Enfield.

不過，我的最後一場演出，我會把它帶回 Enfield。

You can get a cheer just by saying where you are.

你只要說出你在哪裡，他們就會為你歡呼。

That's how easy it is if you walk on stage, go, hi, everyone, my name is Emmanuel.

如果你走上臺，說「嗨，大家好，我叫 Emmanuel」，就是這麼簡單。

他們看到，看，什麼事都沒發生。

Located about a 30 minute train ride away from central London, Enfield isn't your typical tourist destination.

離倫敦市中心大約 30 分鐘火車車程的 Enfield，並不是你典型會去的觀光景點。

But if you want the flavor of a typical British town filled with locals and a great sense of humor, this is the place.

但如果你想體驗充滿當地人跟幽默感的典型英國小鎮風情，這裡就是個好地方。

This is my fortress of solitude, my local cafe, the Olive Tree.

這是我個人的祕密基地，我常去的咖啡廳，Olive Tree。

This is basically when I come when I can't be bothered to make breakfast because they do it better than I do.

基本上，當我懶得自己做早餐時，我就會來這裡，因為他們做得比我好。

The full English breakfast is a cultural institution.

全套英式早餐是一項文化指標。

A visit to the UK is not complete without having one.

來英國沒吃過一份，絕對不完整。

But this isn't the meal you want to grab at a pretentious brunch spot.

但這不是你在浮誇早午餐店想吃的東西。

The best breakfasts are cooked in local cafes, or cafes as we call them around here.

最棒的早餐是在當地咖啡廳，或我們這裡稱之為 "cafe" 的地方煮的。

I do the same thing every time I come in here.

I look through the entire menu and then I order the set too.

我會看完整個菜單，然後點套餐。

Eggs, bacon, sausage, chips and beans, all served with toast, tea or coffee.

雞蛋、培根、香腸、薯條和豆子，全都配上吐司、茶或咖啡。

But for this visit I'm gonna switch it up and order something else of a British icon.

但這次我打算換點不一樣的，點一份英國的經典美食。

Can I please have just a bacon sandwich, please?

請問我能只要一份培根三明治嗎？

I could quite happily sit and eat these all day.

This is where we started the tour and where we're finishing it as well.

這就是我們開始這次導覽的地方，也是我們結束的地方。

I've been out to the States to do this as well.

I've been lucky enough that I've got to travel everywhere and Enfield's always been home to come back here and do the show.

我很幸運，能夠到處旅行，而恩菲爾德一直都是我回來這裡表演的家。

Let me show you a beloved feature of Enfield.

讓我帶你們看看恩菲爾德一個很受歡迎的景點。

Now, you might be thinking this picture's people queuing up to go and see my show, which is what it looks like, but

現在，你可能會覺得這張照片裡的人們在排隊來看我的表演，看起來確實是這樣，但是

The first cash point in the world was installed here.

世界上第一臺提款機就裝在這裡。

So we have a gold cash point to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the world's first cash point.

所以我們有個金色的提款機，用來紀念世界上第一臺提款機的 50 週年。

But, sorry, this machine has been taken out of service for routine, so you can't use it.

不過，抱歉，這臺機器因為例行維護而停止服務了，所以你不能使用。

Getting in a regular workout is non negotiable for me, but

規律運動對我來說是必須的，但

especially on a day that I've got a gig, as this is how I get in the zone.

尤其是在我有演出行程的日子，因為這就是我進入狀況的方式。

It's an independently owned gym that focuses on bodybuilders and other fitness fanatics.

這是一間獨立經營的健身房，專注於健美運動員和其他健身狂熱者。

I've got a membership here, but if you're on the road, you need to blow some steam.

我這裡有會員，但如果你在外面旅行，需要發洩一下。

You can grab a day pass at the front desk.

你可以在櫃檯購買一日通行證。

我們其實是在這裡健身房認識的。

I find if I can start my day off right, it finishes right.

我覺得如果我能有個美好的開始，一天就會很順利。

The nice thing is, a gym this size, most people know each other, so that's how we met.

這種規模的健身房很棒，大家大多互相認識，所以我們就這樣認識了。

The funny thing is, most people don't know each other's names, but

有趣的是，大家雖然不知道彼此的名字，

這裡有很多小小的健身房嘲諷。

If people really knew how to heckle me, I'd probably cry on stage.

如果大家真的知道怎麼嗆我，我大概會在臺上哭。

I think it was a video that I had up online and he sent me a message saying, oh, you stop cutting.

我想應該是網路上的一個影片，他傳訊息給我說，噢，你別再剪了。

You know those moments where you're just minding your own business and your brain will say some stupid sh.

你知道那種，你只是在做自己的事，然後你腦袋就會冒出一些蠢話。

Literally yesterday I was in the gym, which was weird because I don't really work out.

就在昨天，我在健身房，這有點奇怪，因為我其實不太運動。

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