Name: 超級英雄 - 最有趣的場景（4K） (Superbad - Funniest Scenes (4K))
Uploaded: 2025-08-18T18:13:28.000Z
Duration: 8 min 33 s

You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack.

等等，你把名字改成麥克拉溫了？

What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogle?

What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

怎麼，你想當愛爾蘭 R&B 歌手？

They let you pick any name you want when you get down there.

到了那裡，他們會讓你隨便取一個名字。

是啊，我就在這和穆罕默德之間徘徊。

Why the fuck would it be between that and Mohammed?

為什麼要在這和穆罕默德之間選一個？

Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?

你為什麼不像普通人一樣取一個普通的名字呢？

Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth.

穆罕默德是地球上最常用的名字。

Fogle, have you ever actually met anyone named Mohammed?

福格爾，你真的見過叫穆罕默德的人嗎？

Have you actually ever met anyone named McLovin?

No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name.

不，這就是為什麼你取了個該死的蠢名字。

All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one.

好吧，這張照片上的你看起來像個未來的戀童癖，一號。

Number two, it doesn't even have a first name.

福格爾，這個身份證顯示你25歲。

塞斯，塞斯，塞斯，聽著，屁股臉

Every day hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with their fake IDs and every single one says they're 21.

每天都有成百上千的孩子拿著假身份證去酒類專賣店，每個人都說自己是 21 歲。

How many 21-year-olds do you think there are in this town?

你覺得鎮上有多少 21 歲的年輕人？

這就是所謂的他媽的策略，好嗎？

我的意思是，這取決於你，福格爾。

This guy is either going to think, here's another kid with a fake ID, or here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor.

這傢伙要麼會想，這又是一個拿著假身份證的孩子，要麼會想，這又是一個25歲的夏威夷器官捐獻者麥克拉溫。

McLovin's never existed because that's a made-up, dumb fucking fairytale name, you fuck!

麥克拉溫從未存在過，因為那是一個編造的、愚蠢的童話名字，你個混蛋！

Would you like some help with your groceries?

Where's all the stolen liquor, Danny Ocean?

I was gonna do it, but there was a security breach.

我本打算這麼做的，但出現了安全漏洞。

Let's go to the liquor store and watch your stupid I.D. get rejected.

我們去酒類專賣店 看看你那愚蠢的身份證被拒之門外吧

Wait, uh, I'm gonna go put my vest back in my locker.

等等，呃，我要去把我的背心放回櫃子裡。

You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.

你知道嗎，我聽說他們最近決定添加更多的啤酒花。

I'm gonna need to see some identification.

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