Name: 我學了布拉德-蒙多（BRAD MONDO）的窗簾邊角料教程（這是一場災難，所以我把它剪掉並染成了紅色）。 (I FOLLOWED A BRAD MONDO CURTAIN BANGS TUTORIAL (it was a disaster so I cut it & dyed it red))
Uploaded: 2025-08-14T18:31:36.000Z
Duration: 21 min 12 s

The third day of Thriftmas will be insanity, don't cancel me.

聖誕節的第三天將是瘋狂的一天，不要取消我。

You know, legend has it that the timeline of my hair is more complicated than the timeline of the X-Men franchise, and I think that it's true.

你知道嗎，傳說我頭髮的時間線比《X 戰警》系列電影的時間線還要複雜，我覺得這是真的。

My hair has been through a lot, and it's beyond a joke at this point.

我的頭髮歷經滄桑，在這一點上已經不是笑話了。

I'm having fun, and by the end of Thriftmas, you guys will see me have a complete transformation, a total reset.

我玩得很開心，到聖誕節結束時，你們就會看到我的徹底轉變，完全重置。

I've booked myself a hair appointment for December 24th, a little bit of a Christmas present for myself.

我給自己預約了 12 月 24 日的髮型設計，算是給自己的一點聖誕禮物。

I'm going to have a treatment, cut, and color, and I'm planning on going very, very short.

我打算做個護理、剪個頭髮、染個顏色，而且我打算剪得非常非常短。

So why don't I experiment and do some crazy, crazy things to it that no sane person would ever contemplate doing.

那麼，我為什麼不做一些瘋狂的實驗，做一些正常人都不會去做的瘋狂的事情呢？

So this is how my hair looks at the moment, and it's come to this thanks to me dyeing my hair rainbow using every shade of Arctic Fox hair dye, then taking every single shade of Arctic Fox hair dye, mixing them all together to make hair soup, and dyeing it on this side, which has now turned out to be a little bit purple.

這就是我現在頭髮的樣子，之所以變成這樣，是因為我用北極狐染髮劑的各種顏色把頭髮染成了彩虹色，然後又用北極狐染髮劑的各種顏色，把它們混合在一起做成發湯，再染到這邊，現在變成了紫色。

I left you guys on a bit of a cliffhanger in one of my other videos, and people have been asking, what happened?

我在其他一個視頻中給你們留下了一個懸念，人們一直在問，發生了什麼？

I realized it wasn't quite interesting enough to make an entire video about, so I may as well just tell you now.

我意識到這並不有趣，不足以製作整個視頻，所以我現在就告訴你吧。

I took the firetruck red color, and I just put it over the top of absolutely everything.

我把消防車的紅色塗在所有東西上面。

It was bizarre, because after three or four washes, the red stayed up here, as you can see, but it disappeared from this side to this side, and the purple was still underneath it, the pink, the yellow, the green, the blue, it was all still underneath the red.

這很奇怪，因為經過三四次洗滌後，紅色留在了這裡，正如你所看到的，但它從這邊消失到了這邊，紫色仍然在它下面，粉色、黃色、綠色、藍色，都仍然在紅色下面。

I don't know how hair science works, and I'm not destined to find out.

我不知道頭髮科學是如何運作的，我也註定不會知道。

All we do on this channel is commit hair atrocities.

我們在這個頻道上所做的一切，就是犯下頭髮暴行。

Speaking of which, I've been wanting curtain bangs for quite some time, and I was on TikTok the other day, and I came across a Brad Mondo tutorial.

說到這個，我想留窗簾劉海已經很久了，前幾天我在 TikTok 上看到了 Brad Mondo 的教程。

Maestro Mondo over here has a two-part tutorial on how to cut curtain bangs.

這裡的蒙多大師有兩部分關於如何剪窗簾劉海的教程。

Curtain bangs seem to be the hottest trend going on right now.

窗簾劉海似乎是當下最流行的趨勢。

Everybody is cutting their own curtain bangs.

每個人都在剪自己的窗簾劉海。

It's actually quite a simple thing to do, and I'm going to show you today just how you do it, and hopefully it goes well for you.

這其實是一件很簡單的事情，我今天就來教你怎麼做，希望你能順利完成。

And if it doesn't, don't blame me, because you probably did something wrong.

如果沒有，也不要怪我，因為你可能做錯了什麼。

You're going to need a comb, one with very close teeth, and one with separated teeth like this.

你需要一把梳子，一把梳齒很密的梳子，一把像這樣梳齒分開的梳子。

Something that actually cuts your f***ing hair.

Also a couple clips, but you can also use a scrunchie.

也可以用幾個夾子，但也可以用抓髻。

And then you can wet your hair, or you can use a spray bottle to wet your hair.

然後你可以把頭髮弄溼，或者用噴壺把頭髮噴溼。

We're going to take the bangs back about two or three inches, up to you, depending on how thick you want them, and depending on how thin your hair is naturally.

我們要把劉海向後梳大約兩三英寸，這取決於你想要多厚的劉海，也取決於你的頭髮天生有多稀疏。

I'm going to go about two inches back, take these down to about the end of her eyebrow.

我要往後推兩英寸，一直推到她的眉毛末端。

So you should have this little triangle section right here.

所以，這裡應該有一個三角形的小區域。

The triangle I have provided is the same sort of triangle I would have drawn in primary school, but that's fine.

我提供的三角形和我小學時畫的三角形是一樣的，不過這也沒關係。

So we're going to hold our scissors like this.

所以，我們要像這樣拿著剪刀。

We are actually going to take this entire section in one.

實際上，我們將把這整節內容合二為一。

Now normally I wouldn't do that, but we're trying to make this easy for you guys.

通常我不會這麼做，但我們想讓你們輕鬆一點。

The ring finger is the one for you to hold.

無名指是讓你握住的那根手指。

If you guys go shorter, you can't go longer.

如果你們走得更短，就不能走得更長遠。

I'm going to re-comb it, and I am going to cut another one.

我打算重新梳理一下，再剪一個。

And I'm going to take a strand from each end and just make sure they are the same exact length on both sides.

我將從兩端各取一縷，確保兩邊的長度完全相同。

We can always perfect our work once we're done, okay?

我們可以在完成後再完善我們的作品，好嗎？

There's no such thing as perfecting anything in my life.

在我的生活中，沒有什麼是完美的。

Pick up the hair, I comb it parallel to the parting, and then I hold my fingers parallel to the parting.

拿起頭髮，我把它梳成與分叉平行的樣子，然後用手指按住與分叉平行的地方。

哦，我的上帝，對不起，什麼？

I didn't comprehend a single thing he just said.

他剛才說的話我一句也沒聽懂。

Pick up the hair, I comb it parallel to the parting, and then...

拿起頭髮，我把它梳成與分叉平行的樣子，然後...

我把頭髮梳成與分頭平行的樣子。

I hold my fingers parallel to the parting, and now cut off those longer pieces.

我的手指與分叉處平行，現在切下那些較長的部分。

So now when we let go, it naturally is going to the side like that.

所以，現在我們一鬆手，它就會自然而然地往旁邊去。

And that is how you do a gorgeous curtain bang.

You know, seeing as I watched that in slow motion, and then I paused it, I have noticed something.

你知道嗎，我看了慢動作，然後又暫停了一下，我注意到了一些東西。

Something that never occurred to me until this moment.

在這一刻之前，我從未想到過這一點。

The way that hairdressers use their fingers is different to the way that us mortals do.

美髮師使用手指的方式與我們凡人不同。

If you look at my hand placement, my middle finger is on top, but he's got the index finger on the top.

如果你看看我的手的位置，我的中指在上面，但他的食指在上面。

Fascinating, because then he puts pressure on the index finger downwards, which then kicks this upwards.

令人著迷的是，他將食指向下按壓，然後將其向上踢。

It makes so much sense, because I was holding it like this, and the hair was going like that, downwards.

這太有道理了，因為我是這樣拿著它的，而頭髮是這樣向下的。

So if I'd cut it like that, I probably wouldn't have been able to get on the right angle, because my fingers are in the way.

所以，如果我那樣剪，可能就剪不到正確的角度，因為我的手指擋住了。

But you reverse your finger, oh my god, I feel like I've just learnt something that

但你把手指轉過來，天哪，我覺得我剛剛學到了一些東西，那就是

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