AND HAVE A NORMAL DAY AND WALK AROUND?

ANY PLACE IN THE WORLD?

- I MEAN, WE DO EVERYWHERE. - YEAH.

- YOU DO? - WE TRY TO.

[both talking at once]

- JUST LIKE CRABS. - YOU'RE LIKE CRABS?

- LIKE STAY IN AND THEN JUST COME OUT.

- OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WALK SIDEWAYS

LIKE THAT OR SOMETHING.

- SOMETIMES. - UH-HUH.

BUT YOU MUST HAVE-- DO YOU HAVE DISGUISES?

CRABS WAS A BAD EXAMPLE.

I WOULD SAY NEXT TIME YOU TELL THE STORY,

BE SOMETHING LIKE A PANDA BEAR OR SOMETHING.

IT'S ADORABLE. THEY'RE ADORABLE--PANDA BEARS.

NOW, BUT DO-- DO YOU HAVE DISGUISES?

AND DO YOU ACTUALLY-- 'CAUSE I REALLY--

I THINK-- IT'S A BLESSING.

YOU HAVE AN AMAZING CAREER,

BUT ALSO YOU KIND OF-- IT'S HARD FOR YOU

TO HAVE NORMAL LIVES, RIGHT?

- THING IS WITH A DISGUISE IS THAT

IT'S FAR TOO EMBARRASSING IF SOMEONE CATCHES YOU

WEARING A DISGUISE.

IT'S NOT WORTH WEARING THE DISGUISE,

LIKE, "IS THAT YOU?

YEAH, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A MUSTACHE?"

[laughter]

- YOU'RE ALMOST WEARING A MUSTACHE.

THERE'S A MUSTACHE COMING THROUGH.

- ARE YOU TRYING TO GROW A MUSTACHE?

- YEAH, I'VE BEEN GROWING IT FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS NOW.

[laughter]

- SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

I KNOW YOU MISSED RELEASE DAY,

AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON "THE TODAY SHOW."

YOU HAD SOME KIND OF STOMACH FLU OR SOMETHING.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING? - I'M FEELING A LOT BETTER.

AND, YEAH, I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE BACK WITH THE LADS.

- IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. - IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.

- YEAH, THAT'S--

[cheers and applause]

NOW, ARE YOU--IS THAT TRUE, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED SOON?

- I'M ENGAGED. - UH-HUH.

- AND, YEAH, I'VE HAD A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT "PLANS"

FOR THE MARRIAGE.

WE HAVEN'T REALLY HAD ANY PLANS YET, BUT...

- YOU DON'T HAVE DATES YET? - NO.

- LET ME KNOW, 'CAUSE I GOT TO CLEAR MY SCHEDULE.

- YEAH, WE'LL-- - OKAY.

AND THE REST OF YOU--

NO PROBLEMS WITH DATES OR ANYTHING,

PROBABLY, RIGHT?

I'LL HAVE--OKAY. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP...

- I FEEL LIKE IT'S SOMETHING LIKE PSYCHIATRY.

- YEAH, IT IS A LITTLE BIT. YEAH.

- NOW--PSYCHIATRY?

- DON'T THINK THAT'S A WORD. I THINK I MADE THAT UP.

- YEAH. NO, PSYCHIATRY'S A WORD.

- OH, IT IS. I DIDN'T MAKE IT.

[laughter]

- YEAH, YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR.

- [laughs]

- NO, THAT'S REALLY A WORD. - WE LEFT SCHOOL EARLY.

- SO, HARRY, HERE'S--HERE'S--

I NEED TO FIND THIS OUT, BECAUSE THIS IS A RUMOR,

AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA ANSWER ME OR NOT,

'CAUSE YOU HAVE SO MANY RUMORS ABOUT YOU.

- I'LL ANSWER. - HERE'S THE LATEST RUMOR.

THAT YOU GAVE TAYLOR SWIFT 1,989 ROSES

BECAUSE OF HER "1989" ALBUM DOING WELL.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT RUMOR?

- I DON'T. NO, I KNOW ABOUT THE RUMOR.

- UH-HUH.

- I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ROSES.

- NO, NO. - I THINK IT WAS--

IT MIGHT'VE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE.

I MAY HAVE FALSELY TAKEN--

- AND YOU GET CREDIT FOR BEING ROMANTIC LIKE THAT.

NOW, IS IT AWKWARD THAT WHEN YOU'RE AT THE AMAs,

FOR INSTANCE, THAT YOU RUN INTO PEOPLE?

IS IT EVERYBODY'S ALL HAPPY WITH EVERYBODY IN THE BUSINESS?

- YEAH, IT'S GOOD. - YEAH, ALL GOOD.

AND IT'S GOOD THAT NILES IS REALLY GOOD

AT REMEMBERING PEOPLES' NAMES,

SO WE JUST KIND OF LET HIM GO AHEAD,

AND THEN WE CAN REMEMBER, "OH, YEAH, THIS GUY."

- ARE YOU THE ONE THAT REMEMBERS?

'CAUSE IT IS HARD WHEN YOU RUN INTO PEOPLE

AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER EVERYBODY'S NAME.

SO YOU'RE THE GUY THAT REMEMBERS THE NAMES?

AND THEN YOU SAY IT REALLY LOUD SO THEY KNOW WHO IT IS.

- SO THEY KNOW WHO IT IS, YEAH. - YEAH.

- THIS IS ELLEN, EVERYONE. - YEAH.

[cheers and applause]

UH-OH.

DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?

HOLD ON.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

WE'RE NOT GONNA BE DOING CLASSIC JOKE WEDNESDAY.

- UM, I'M--

I'M SO MAD. - YOU'RE MAD?

HOW--HOW MAD ARE YOU?

- I'M THIS MAD.

[cheers and applause]