Name: 喬恩-斯圖爾特（Jon Stewart）對科爾伯特被取消節目和特朗普的 "猥瑣 "愛潑斯坦塗鴉做出迴應 | 每日秀 (Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T08:27:11.000Z
Duration: 28 min 38 s

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Daily Show!

女士們先生們，歡迎收看《每日秀》！

Later on in the program, we're going to be joined by

Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong, famed cancer researcher and the owner of the Los Angeles Times.

著名癌症研究專家、《洛杉磯時報》老闆 Patrick Soon-Shiong 博士。

Perhaps he and I will be doing the Los Angeles Times crossword together on the program.

也許我和他會在節目中一起做《洛杉磯時報》的填字遊戲。

是的，沒錯，你聽到我說的了。

Look, there's a lot going on in the world right now.

聽著，現在世界上發生了很多事情。

Obviously, that includes the major media news that everyone is talking about.

顯然，這包括大家都在談論的重大媒體新聞。

I'm referring, of course, to the new Devil Wears Prada movie.

當然，我指的是《穿普拉達的女魔頭》這部新電影。

Anne Hathaway grew out her signature bangs for the sequel?

安妮-海瑟薇為續集留起了標誌性的劉海？

There was also big news in the world of late-night television, and we'll get to that later.

深夜電視界也有大新聞，我們稍後再談。

But first, if Donald Trump was hoping that this would be the weekend that the Jeffrey Epstein story would finally go away, this would not be that weekend.

但首先，如果唐納德-特朗普希望這個週末傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦（Jeffrey Epstein）的故事能最終塵埃落定，那麼這個週末不會是這樣的。

A stunning story raising new questions about Trump's past relationship with the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

一則令人震驚的報道引發了關於特朗普過去與已故性犯罪者傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦關係的新問題。

President Trump is lashing out at The Wall Street Journal for claiming that he once sent a 50th birthday card to financier Jeffrey Epstein that contained a body doodle.

美國總統特朗普對《華爾街日報》聲稱他曾給金融家傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦（Jeffrey Epstein）寄過一張包含人體塗鴉的 50 歲生日賀卡一事進行了抨擊。

最後，先生，你就沒有一點風度嗎？

What are we doing the news in Victorian England now?

在維多利亞時代的英國，我們現在做什麼新聞？

This scallywag sent me a ribald daguerreotype!

這個卑鄙小人給我寄來了一張可笑的達蓋爾照片！

And it's a cryptically written letter, a crude drawing...

這是一封寫得隱晦的信，一幅粗糙的圖畫

It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman.

它包含幾行打字文字，以一個裸體女人的輪廓為框架。

A pair of small arcs denotes the woman's breasts.

And the future president's signature is a squiggly Donald below her waist mimicking pubic hair.

這位未來總統的簽名是她腰部下方模仿陰毛的唐納德斜線。

哦，天哪，你把布利策給弄壞了！

By the way, not to be, you know, the grammar police, but it's pubic hair.

順便說一句，我不是文法警察，但我說的是 "陰毛"。

Pubic hair, that's the way... inflection.

Now, a billionaire sending another billionaire a birthday card with a playful nudie cartoon isn't incriminating in and of itself.

現在，一個億萬富翁給另一個億萬富翁寄一張印有俏皮裸體漫畫的生日卡，這本身並不構成犯罪。

It's really the creepiness of the sentiments expressed.

真正令人毛骨悚然的是所表達的情感。

Ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately, our lead Meryl Streep was unavailable tonight, so performing tonight's creepy birthday card, please welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

女士們，先生們，很遺憾，我們的主角梅麗爾-斯特里普今晚沒空，所以要表演今晚令人毛骨悚然的生日賀卡，請歡迎，女士們，先生們、

Voiceover, there must be more to life than having everything, the note began.

畫外音："除了擁有一切，生活中一定還有更多。

Donald, yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is.

唐納德，有的，但我不會告訴你是什麼。

Jeffrey, normal eye, since I also know what it is.

傑弗裡，正常的眼睛，因為我也知道它是什麼。

Donald, we have certain things in common, Jeffrey.

唐納德，我們有一些共同點，傑弗裡。

You could write all kinds of things you have in common, inside the outline of a naked woman.

你可以在一個裸體女人的輪廓裡寫下你們的各種共同點。

You both prefer window seats on airplanes to private islands.

你們都喜歡飛機上的靠窗座位，而不是私人島嶼。

I hope act two of this play doesn't make it worse.

我希望這齣戲的第二幕不會讓情況變得更糟。

Jeffrey, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.

傑弗裡，事實上，我上次見到你時就已經很清楚了。

Happy birthday, and may every day be another wonderful secret.

生日快樂，願每一天都是另一個美妙的祕密。

每一天都是另一個美妙的祕密。

I fucking threw up in my own mouth on that one.

I don't even know what any of this means, but I do know that every line in that card sounds like the password you have to use to get into the orgy in Eyes Wide Shut.

我甚至不知道這些話是什麼意思，但我知道那張卡片上的每一句話聽起來都像《大開眼戒》中進入狂歡現場的密碼。

Donald, we have certain things in common.

All right, gentlemen, come on in and grab a mask.

好了，先生們，進來拿個面具吧。

I gotta say, for that birthday card, how much must it have sucked to be the next guy in the office that had to sign that Epstein birthday card?

我得說，對於那張生日賀卡，辦公室裡不得不在愛潑斯坦生日賀卡上簽名的下一個人得有多難受？

You want me to sign it right by the pubic hair or by the...

你想讓我在陰毛上簽名還是在...

By just the little titties? What do you want?

就靠那對小奶子？你想要什麼？

Now, Megaworld, as you know, is demanding the Epstein files, and yet somehow still has lined up behind Trump to diffuse this apparently specific file, starting with the fact that Trump couldn't have written that birthday card.

現在，眾所周知，Megaworld要求得到愛潑斯坦的文件，但不知何故，特朗普仍在背後支持他，以化解這個明顯特殊的文件，首先是特朗普不可能寫那張生日卡。

He doesn't know all the words that were in it.

Somebody did an AI search, and out of decades and decades and decades of being a public figure and now a political figure,

有人做了一個人工智能搜索，從幾十年的公眾人物到現在的政治人物、

Donald Trump has never used the word enigma.

唐納德-特朗普從未使用過 "謎 "這個詞。

I imagine he's used words that are close.

Well, if AI cannot find reference to the word enigma in all of Donald Trump's communiques over the Roll 212...

好吧，如果人工智能無法在唐納德-特朗普的所有公報中找到 "謎 "這個詞的參考文獻，那麼......

And Trump has accurately used it in a sentence.

而特朗普在一句話中準確地使用了它。

The Wall Street Journal, they got the following on-the-record quote from Trump that said, in part,

華爾街日報》（The Wall Street Journal）引用了特朗普的以下一段話，其中部分內容如下

喬恩-斯圖爾特（Jon Stewart）對科爾伯特被取消節目和特朗普的 "猥瑣 "愛潑斯坦塗鴉做出迴應 | 每日秀 (Jon Stewart Reacts to Colbert's Cancellation & Trump's "Bawdy" Epstein Doodles | The Daily Show)

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