Name: Ayo Edebiri（全集） | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要一位朋友 (Ayo Edebiri (FULL EPISODE) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2025-07-19T19:02:06.000Z
Duration: 1 h 4 min 17 s

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Hi, my name is Aya Odebrey and I feel optimistic, hopefully not a misguided optimism, about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

大家好，我叫 Aya Odebrey，對於成為柯南-奧布萊恩的朋友，我感到很樂觀，希望這不是一種被誤導的樂觀。

Hello there and welcome aboard the good ship.

Of course, there's the cruise director, Simon Session, and working down there in the engine room covered in grease, Matt Gourley.

當然，還有巡航指揮 Simon Session，以及在輪機艙裡滿身油汙地工作的 Matt Gourley。

No, I thought you were going to call me gopher.

Around the other passengers, no, no, you're down, you are covered in grease, you're hard of hearing because of the giant turbines turning all the time.

在其他乘客周圍，不，不，你倒下了，你渾身都是油汙，巨大的渦輪機一直在轉動，讓你聽不見。

In fact, when the ship is sinking, you're not even told it's sinking.

事實上，當船沉沒時，你甚至不知道它正在下沉。

There's never been a single sign that you love me, so I don't know.

從來沒有任何跡象表明你愛我，所以我不知道。

Not based on my behavior towards you, certainly.

No, I think it's, oh God, what's the word?

不，我覺得是，天哪，怎麼說來著？

憤怒，憤怒，我無法用一個詞來形容。

But listen, no, I, of course, I respect you, I think you do a great job.

但聽著，不，我，當然，我尊重你，我認為你做得很好。

I can't look you in the eye when I'm lying.

我撒謊的時候無法直視你的眼睛。

No, it's just respect is a begrudging respect.

I just want to make sure, because we're recording this a little ahead of time, and, you know, one of the things we don't do is we're not very topical on this podcast.

我只是想確認一下，因為我們是提前錄製的，而且，你知道，我們不會做的一件事是，我們在這個播客上的話題性不強。

But now I've got it in my head today, because I don't think this is going to drop for a while.

不過，我今天已經把它記在腦子裡了，因為我覺得這東西一時半會兒還不會掉下來。

我們真的不能成為話題，對嗎？

So I don't want anyone saying, well, you know, next week is that big national holiday, or hey, in two days.

所以，我不希望有人說，下週就是全國性的大節日了，或者再過兩天就是了。

So we can say things like 4th of July is just around the corner.

是以，我們可以說國慶節就快到了。

What if we say that, and then for some reason this gets bumped, you know, because some huge figure says I'll do the podcast, but it has to air on that day, and we go, huh, we've already got this all set for someone else, and it has to move.

如果我們這麼說了，但因為某些原因，播客被取消了，你知道，因為某個大人物說我要做播客，但必須在那天播出，我們就會說，我們已經為別人準備好了，必須得挪挪位置。

那麼，如果他們把 7 月 4 日搬走呢？

And people look out the window, and it's snowing.

人們向窗外望去，外面下著雪。

But it's still 4th of July, and they live in Antarctica.

但今天仍然是 7 月 4 日，他們生活在南極洲。

Are you saying that we don't have big names right now, and if we have one, everyone gets bumped?

你的意思是說，我們現在沒有大牌球星，如果有了，每個人都會被淘汰？

I'm talking about the new pope from Chicago.

我說的是來自芝加哥的新教皇。

Listen, I'm just saying, what if my cell phone rings, and I pick it up, and I go, hey, Conan there?

聽著，我只是說，如果我的手機響了，我拿起來，然後我說，嘿，柯南在那裡？

And I go, hello, and he goes, this is the new pope.

我說，你好，他說，這是新教皇。

Yeah, I'm thinking, you know, I used to be down in Chicago, and I'd be driving down Diversity, and I'd be like, you know, I don't like, I like White Sox, I'm not a Cubs guy.

是啊，我在想，你知道，我以前在芝加哥的時候，我開車去多倫多的時候，我會說，你知道，我不喜歡，我喜歡白襪隊，我不喜歡小熊隊。

Anyhow, and I'd be getting my sausage, and I was thinking, I like this Conan podcast,

總之，我去拿香腸的時候 我在想，我喜歡柯南的播客

I'll do it someday if I become pope, probably a 50-50 chance.

如果有一天我當上了教皇，我也會這麼做的，但機會可能只有一半。

Yeah, and then he, you know, and you know, again, now we are getting topical, but if he wanted to do the podcast, that would bump anybody.

是啊，然後他，你知道的，你知道的，現在我們又開始討論話題了，但如果他想做播客，那會撞到任何人的。

And also, I would want to ask him, did you use some of your Chicago ways to influence the Conclave?

另外，我還想問他，你是否利用了芝加哥的一些方式來影響會議？

They bring black smoke, you bring white smoke.

他們帶來黑煙，你們帶來白煙。

He was in there just going like, oh, really, you're going to vote for that guy, eh?

他在那裡就像在說，哦，真的嗎，你會投票給那個傢伙嗎？

Maybe with the Conclave, he was walking around behind them with a baseball bat.

也許在 "教會 "裡，他拿著棒球棍在他們身後走來走去。

See, you're going very cartoonish and very big.

你看，你變得非常卡通，非常大。

No, no, no, you shouldn't apologize, I begrudgingly respect you.

不不不，你不應該道歉，我勉強尊重你。

Yeah, I forgot this was a sober and serious podcast.

是啊，我都忘了這是個清醒嚴肅的播客。

I think it's more like, hey, you wanted, remember when you wanted help moving that couch?

我覺得這更像是，嘿，你想，還記得你想幫忙搬沙發嗎？

You know, you had that place over on Sheffield?

你知道，你在謝菲爾德有一個地方？

Remember when you had that place on Sheffield?

還記得你在謝菲爾德的那個地方嗎？

Because whatever this is, is very cartoony.

因為不管這是什麼，都非常卡通。

My pope, he did a lot of favors for people.

我的教皇，他為人們做了很多好事。

Yeah, he did a lot of favors for people, and also he knows the cops.

是啊，他幫了很多人的忙，還認識警察。

Why is he bringing up sofas he moved for people?

他為什麼要提起他為別人搬過的沙發？

He was always saying like, hey, you from, where are you from?

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