Name: 大衛-斯派德談 SNL、克里斯-法利和諾姆-麥克唐納（全集） | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要一位朋友 (David Spade Talks SNL, Chris Farley & Norm Macdonald (FULL EPISODE) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2025-07-19T17:11:13.000Z
Duration: 1 h 7 min 40 s

動名詞

Hey guys, my name is David Spade and I feel somewhat sick about being just more like bad tummy about being Conan's friend.

嘿，夥計們，我叫大衛-斯派德，對於成為柯南的朋友，我覺得有點噁心，就像肚子不舒服一樣。

頻率副詞

You know, I think I've always had that effect on you.

你知道嗎，我想我對你一直有這種影響。

未來簡單式

No, maybe I'll be, I'll change it to honored.

不，也許我會，我會把它改成 "榮幸"。

The whole rhythm of friendship is a good thing.

Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend joined by Sona Movsassian.

歡迎收看由索娜-莫夫薩西安主持的《柯南-奧布萊恩需要朋友》。

I'm Matt and Matt Gorley and I had something sweet and uplifting to talk about.

我是馬特和馬特-高利，我有一些甜蜜而振奮人心的話題要談。

索娜，你看起來就像一艘 70 年代的搖滾遊艇。

It was devastating and we've talked about it here.

這是毀滅性的，我們已經在這裡談過了。

And the fire came right, as I've said to people, I was, we were crazily lucky.

正如我對人們說過的那樣，大火來得太突然了，我們簡直太幸運了。

The fire came to the back of our yard, to the edge of our yard and stopped and burned some stuff on the edge of our property.

大火燒到了我們院子的後面，燒到了我們院子的邊緣，然後停了下來，燒掉了我們院子邊緣的一些東西。

So there's, and, and, and there was smoke damage, but we were overwhelmingly crazily lucky.

所以，有，有，有，有煙霧破壞，但我們非常幸運。

And I'm back living in the house now, Liza noticed that we had these fruit trees, this little small area of fruit trees in the backyard and all of them burned and are like charred and had to be cut down and taken away except one, the pomegranate tree that your parents gifted me and Liza back when...

我現在回到家裡住了，萊莎注意到我們後院有幾棵果樹，這一小片果樹都燒焦了，不得不砍掉，除了一棵，那棵石榴樹是你父母當年送給我和萊莎的......

With just 200 of our closest friends and family.

只有 200 位最親密的朋友和家人。

We had a big party in the backyard for your, for your in-tax engagement and a bunch of, uh, I mean, obviously your friends and your family came and I was, I mean, I didn't think

我們在後院為你的稅內訂婚舉行了一個盛大的派對，我的意思是，顯然你的朋友和家人都來了，我當時，我的意思是，我沒想到

I was getting a gift cause that wasn't the point of it, but your parents brought this pomegranate tree and we planted it along with all the other trees and it kind of doesn't make sense because all the other trees burned and there's not a really good reason why this tree didn't burn.

我得到的是一份禮物，因為這不是重點，但你父母帶來了這棵石榴樹，我們把它和其他樹種在一起，這有點說不通，因為其他樹都被燒燬了，而這棵樹沒有被燒燬的理由並不充分。

Well, pomegranates represent prosperity, so obviously.

It's the Armenian voodoo that my mom put into the tree.

這是我媽媽在樹上放的亞美尼亞巫術。

It's protecting, it protected your house.

它在保護，它在保護你的房子。

Did you have a pomegranate tree in your, did your parents give you one for your house?

你家裡有石榴樹嗎，你父母給你家送過石榴樹嗎？

But wait, did your pomegranate tree survive?

但等等，你的石榴樹活下來了嗎？

Maybe it just didn't know which house it was supposed to be guarding.

也許它只是不知道自己應該守衛哪座房子。

It did protect the yoga studio that my neighbors built next door.

它確實保護了我鄰居在隔壁建的瑜伽館。

You're, you probably faced the tree right in front of you.

你，你可能正對著你面前的這棵樹。

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