Name: 惱人的橙色 - 引擎蓋下（汽車）超級剪輯！ (Annoying Orange - Under the Hood (Car) Supercut!)
Uploaded: 2025-07-18T18:30:35.000Z
Duration: 22 min

Who are you? Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Are you insane? Slow down!

你是誰？小戴爾-恩哈特？你瘋了嗎？慢點說 Slow down！

Hilarious, but if you want to drive a car, we need a photo of your normal face.

很好笑，但如果你想開車，我們需要一張你正常面孔的照片。

Correct. Your driver's license should be anything but creative.

正確。您的駕照不應該有任何創意。

No! I'm trying to drive a car down the road!

All right, don't get excited. We've managed to cover almost everything on the checklist.

好了，別激動。我們幾乎涵蓋了清單上的所有內容。

你的轉向燈和後視鏡看起來不錯。

Heck yeah, my mirrors look good. They look real good!

是啊，我的後視鏡看起來不錯。它們看起來真的不錯！

Now, the last item on this checklist, I need to see you parallel park.

現在，清單上的最後一項，我需要看到你平行停車。

It's when you park alongside of a street.

That's a second brake. Drivers' ed cars have them installed.

那是第二制動器。駕訓班的車上都裝有

I'll use it if your driving gets out of control.

Whoa! Slow down! Full stop! There are two brakes in this car?

哇哦 Whoa！慢點完全停止！這車有兩個剎車？

Yes, I know it's very exciting. Now, are you listening to me?

是的，我知道這很令人興奮。現在，你在聽我說嗎？

Okay, let me see if I got this straight. If I were to drive like this...

好吧，讓我看看我說的對不對。如果我這樣開車...

You'd use the brake to make sure we don't hit that wall right ahead of us?

你會用剎車來確保我們不會撞上前面那堵牆？

That was not fun. You cannot just sit there, drive around like a crazy madman like that and expect me to save us with my second brake every single time.

這可不好玩。你不能就坐在那裡，像個瘋子一樣開來開去，還指望我每次都能用第二個剎車救我們。

Who are you, Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Are you insane? Slow down!

你是誰，小戴爾-恩哈特？你瘋了嗎？慢點說 Slow down！

I don't know how! I've never driven a car.

You don't need to have driven a car to know how to open a door. Now get out!

你不需要開過車就知道如何開門。現在下車

No, you bumbling fool, that's the ignition.

不，你這個笨蛋，那是點火裝置。

You just put the car in drive. You know very well that isn't the doorknob.

你剛把車開起來你很清楚那不是門把手。

Orange, do not drive towards that wall. Don't you do it.

奧蘭治，不要朝那堵牆開。別這樣做

Orange, get out of that car right this instant.

You actually did a perfect parallel parking job.

實際上，你的平行停車做得很好。

I swear, you are the most ridiculous, irresponsible, dense, annoying little...

我發誓，你是最可笑、最不負責任、最愚蠢、最令人討厭的小...

是的，你是個煩人的安全氣囊。

Are you sure you want to buy a Tesla, Orange? I hear they're pretty expensive.

你確定要買特斯拉嗎，奧蘭治？我聽說很貴的

You heard right. They definitely charge a lot.

你沒聽錯。他們的收費絕對不菲。

另外，還有一個無氣體的問題。

Well, luckily, even a blind person can see we've got the best prices in town.

幸運的是，即使是瞎子也能看出我們的價格是全城最優惠的。

So, you're thinking about getting yourself into a Tesla, are you?

所以，你想讓自己擁有一輛特斯拉，是嗎？

Sure am. I hear it has hands-free steering, right?

當然了我聽說它有免提方向盤，是嗎？

I can really use that for obvious reasons.

出於顯而易見的原因，我真的可以使用它。

I feel like you might actually buy a car today, so I'm going to go ahead and laugh at that.

我覺得你今天可能真的會買一輛車，所以我還是繼續笑吧。

Salisbury, does this one have a ludicrous mode?

索爾茲伯裡，這個有可笑模式嗎？

Whoa! What's ludicrous mode? I want ludicrous mode!

哇哦什麼是可笑模式？我要可笑模式

Aw, for Pete's sakes, you don't even know what ludicrous mode is!

哦，看在上帝的份上，你甚至不知道什麼是 "可笑模式"！

I want it more than anything I've ever wanted anything!

我想要它，勝過我曾經想要的任何東西！

Well, you can't have it. We got rid of that years ago.

你不能擁有它我們幾年前就把它淘汰了。

That doesn't even exist. What are you talking about?

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