Name: 凱莎帶柯南踏上心靈之旅（全集） | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要一位朋友 (Kesha Takes Conan On A Spiritual Journey (FULL EPISODE) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2025-07-18T17:21:46.000Z
Duration: 1 h 7 min 5 s

Hi, my name is Kesha, and I feel s***ty about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

大家好，我叫凱莎，我對成為柯南-奧布萊恩的朋友感到很抱歉。

情態副詞

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend.

你好，歡迎來到 "柯南-奧布萊恩需要朋友"。

My eternal search for friendship, really meaningful friendship.

我一直在尋找友誼，真正有意義的友誼。

So far, how many of these shows have we done?

到目前為止，我們做了多少場這樣的演出？

And not one person has agreed to be my friend.

I'm just out there trying, but I'll keep trying.

我只是在努力，但我會繼續努力。

I'm joined by my, I hope, friends, my pals.

我希望，我的朋友們，我的夥伴們能加入我的行列。

You said 300, and I was going to guess like 3,000.

不，350，類似的東西，對不對？

We spent a little time apart, and I did miss you guys.

我們分開了一段時間，我確實很想念你們。

I say that with genuine feeling, which is rare for me.

我是帶著真摯的感情說這番話的，這對我來說很難得。

I fell down the stairs a couple of weeks ago.

幾周前，我從樓梯上摔了下來。

Well, you're here, so you weren't killed.

It was at my new place, and I was coming down the stairs, and I slipped.

那是在我的新住處，我下樓梯時滑倒了。

And so I like slid down the stairs on my butt.

就這樣，我一屁股從樓梯上滑了下來。

So it was like a thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, all the way down.

就像 "砰"、"砰"、"砰"、"砰"，一直往下掉。

And so it was one of those things where you just kind of are like, well, I just fell.

就這樣，你會覺得，我只是摔了一跤。

Now I have to just get up and continue on with my day.

現在我必須起床，繼續我的一天。

Like, I'm having like, I'm kind of like moving around a lot on the chair right now, because it's like kind of uncomfortable for me.

就像，我現在在椅子上走來走去，因為這對我來說有點不舒服。

Tack came out of the shower, and he was like, what was that?

塔克洗完澡出來，他說，那是什麼？

好像有什麼很重的東西掉下來了。

Who threw an Armenian piano down the stairs?

是誰把亞美尼亞鋼琴扔下樓梯的？

But it was just like, you know, when you fall, it's like, it could be funny if someone else is around, or if other people...

但是，這就像，你知道，當你跌倒，這就像，這可能是有趣的，如果別人身邊，或者如果其他人...

If other people like come and check on you, then it's like, oh, okay, she fell.

如果其他人來看看你，就會覺得，哦，好吧，她摔倒了。

But when you're by yourself, and you just, you're at the end of your fall, and you're just kind of in a weird position, and you're like, okay, I just have to get up and just keep going.

但是，當你一個人摔倒的時候，你就會發現自己的姿勢很奇怪，你就會想，好吧，我必須站起來，繼續前進。

And it's ironic because people falling is one of my favorite things.

具有諷刺意味的是，人們摔倒是我最喜歡的事情之一。

You have shown me over the years as my assistant, long before this podcast, you would say, I would hear explosive laughter.

多年來，作為我的助手，你讓我看到，早在這個播客之前，你就會說，我會聽到爆炸性的笑聲。

I'd go out, and you would be watching a bride come out at her happiest moment, and then fall into a big bowl of dog shit, and you would be crying.

我走出去，你會看著一個新娘在最幸福的時刻走出來，然後掉進一大碗狗屎裡，你會哭泣。

And then, and you know what it is, it's best, it's best when it happens, when someone's preening.

然後，你知道它是什麼，它是最好的，它是最好的，當它發生時，當有人的預熱。

If a person just falls, it's not as funny as someone who's dressed up for their big moment and grinning and saying, everybody look at me.

如果一個人只是摔倒了，那就不如一個人為了自己的重要時刻而盛裝打扮，咧嘴笑著說："大家都看著我 "來得有趣。

And it's, there was a, there was a video I bookmarked and would watch over and over again.

有一段視頻我收藏了起來，反覆觀看。

It was these two men dressed as mascots, so in big costumes, and they were on ice and they were doing a commercial for, I think, cars or a car dealership.

那是兩個打扮成吉祥物的人，穿著大件的服裝，他們在冰上為汽車或汽車經銷商做廣告。

Okay, we're going to have to throw to this, we're going to find this and throw to it.

好的，我們要扔到這裡，我們要找到這裡，然後扔到這裡。

Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, okay, real quick, listeners, go to the YouTube channel or one of the mascots could not stay standing in.

等等，等等，等一下，好的，很快，聽眾朋友們，去YouTube頻道看看，否則其中一個吉祥物就站不住了。

This is, this is, I'm so glad I brought this up.

這是，這是，我很高興我提出來了。

Go to the tape, go to the tape, he's like, you know, he's like walking around and then he just goes down hard.

看錄像，看錄像，他就像，你知道，他就像在走來走去，然後他就狠狠地倒下了。

I think about it, I think like on a regular basis, I think about it more than I think about my kids.

Sometimes just this video of this guy, this is like, did you find, please tell me you found it of these people on a mascot.

有時候，這個人的視頻就像是你找到的，請告訴我你找到了這些人騎在吉祥物上的視頻。

你知道是什麼讓我這樣做的嗎？

Have you ever seen the drunk Ewok on the Today Show at Halloween that humps their legs and does Michael Jackson dancing?

你見過萬聖節《今日秀》節目中喝醉的伊沃克人駝著背、跳邁克爾-傑克遜舞嗎？

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