...until I found a great article about getting organized on Pinterest.

......直到我發現關於得到組織上Pinterest的一個偉大的文章。

What’s Pinterest? Well it’s a great new site that helps me be a better mom, wife, and household manager.

什麼是Pinterest的？那麼這是一個偉大的新網站，幫助我成為一個更好的母親，妻子和家庭經理。

I’ve told all my girl friends about it. And boy do we have a lot to be thankful for!

我已經告訴我的所有的朋友。男孩和我們有很多需要感謝的事情！

I used to clean, and clean, and clean...

我用清潔，乾淨，整潔...

...and the tub always looked dirty! Even my mother-in-law noticed.

...和浴缸總是顯得臟！即使我的母親在法律發現。

Thanks Pinterest for finally showing me how to get that ring-around-the-tub to disappear!

感謝Pinterest的用於最終顯示出我如何獲得環二十四浴缸消失！

As a busy mom with demanding kids I never knew how to get them the vegetables they needed.

作為一個繁忙的媽媽苛刻的孩子，我從來不知道如何讓他們他們所需要的蔬菜。

Now I know how to sneak those pesky veggies into my kids' desserts!

現在我知道如何潛入那些討厭的蔬菜進入我的孩子們的甜點！

Thanks to Pinterest, I know how to install spyware on my husband's computer.

由於Pinterest的，我知道如何我丈夫的電腦上安裝間諜軟件。

Now he’ll never get anything past me!

現在，他永遠也不會得到任何東西過去我！

Thanks to Pinterest I can even make my own cleaning supplies that get rid of the worst stains.

由於Pinterest的，我可以做我自己的清潔用品是擺脫最壞的污漬。

Even blood!

即使是血！

My mother-in-law will have nothing to say anymore.

我的母親在法律也就沒什麼好說的了。

The kids have a bake sale 2 to 3 times a month,

孩子們有一個烘烤銷售2 〜3次，每月，

and as a perfect mother, I’m expected to wow the PTA with another one my brilliant ideas.

作為一個完美的母親，我預計哇用另一個我的光輝思想的家長教師協會。

It’s non-stop. But thanks to Pinterest I always have a new original.

這是馬不停蹄。但由於Pinterest的我總有一種“全新原裝” 。

On Pinterest, I found some great tips on how to get lipstick stains off my husband's collared shirts.

對Pinterest的，我發現如何讓口紅漬過我丈夫的有領襯衫一些偉大的秘訣。

Even if they’re from the dirty whore he’s been sleeping with!

即使他們是從骯髒的妓女，他一直睡在一起！

Did you know a mixture of bleach, baking soda, and vinegar will dissolve most things?

你知道嗎漂白劑，小蘇打，醋的混合液會溶解大多數事情？

Even bone!

甚至骨頭！

Honey! Have you seen my mother?

親愛的！你見過我的母親？

She just disappeared!

她就這樣消失了！

Forever.

永遠。

Cinnamon covers up most flavors. It’s true. I saw it on Pinterest.

肉桂涵蓋了大部分的口味。這是真的。我看到它在Pinterest的。

Mom!

媽媽！

Everyone needs break.

每個人都需要休息。

Thanks Pinterest, for that great tutorial on changing locks.

感謝Pinterest的，就換鎖，偉大的教程。

Open the door, Sharon!

打開門，沙龍！

Let me in!

讓我進去！

Oh, you're never getting in here!

哦，你永遠不會得到在這裡！

Or here!

或在這裡！

Please let me in!

請讓我進去！

I love you!

我愛你！

Thanks Pinterest, for making our crazy lives just a little bit easier.

Pinterest的感謝，使我們的瘋狂生活只是一點點更容易。

Thanks Pinterest!

Pinterest的感謝！

And the check.

和檢查。

I ate that Ritz cracker because I wished to live deliberately.

我吃了麗思餅乾，因為我希望活得有意義。

Oh my god, to front only the essential facts of life.

噢，我的上帝，前面的生活只是基本事實。

And not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived!

不，我來的時候就不行了，發現自己從來沒有活過！