Name: 詹姆斯-柯登的社交媒體婚禮誓言 (James Corden's Social Media Wedding Vows)
Uploaded: 2025-06-19T16:56:54.000Z
Duration: 2 min 30 s

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Speaking of winning, did you see this story that a woman just won the right to serve divorce papers to her husband via Facebook?

說到獲勝，你有沒有看到這樣一則新聞：一名婦女剛剛贏得了通過 Facebook 向丈夫送達離婚協議書的權利？

轉承詞

Absolutely true, the judge allowed this because the only way she could get hold of him was through Facebook.

完全正確，法官允許這樣做是因為她能聯繫到他的唯一途徑是通過 Facebook。

Which is ridiculous to me, because if you want to find your estranged husband, you should look on Tinder.

這對我來說太荒謬了，因為如果你想找到你分居的丈夫，你應該上 Tinder 找。

Oh, it's not bad at all, of course, it really isn't.

當然，它一點也不差，真的不差。

Getting divorced on Facebook is pretty bad, but it would be worse on Twitter, wouldn't it?

在 "臉書 "上離婚很糟糕，但在 "推特 "上會更糟，不是嗎？

比如在草坪上貼上你的垃圾標籤。

So however bad being sent divorce papers on Facebook is, it's still better than being sent invite after invite to play Candy Crush.

是以，不管在 Facebook 上收到離婚協議書有多糟，這總比收到一個又一個玩 Candy Crush 的邀請要好。

If I wanted to play Candy Crush, don't you think I'd be playing it by now?

如果我想玩 Candy Crush，你不覺得我現在已經在玩了嗎？

I don't need your invites, Auntie Marilyn, please stop.

我不需要你的邀請，瑪麗蓮阿姨，請別這樣。

But the thing is, if people are getting Facebook divorces, I assume the next thing will be social media weddings.

但問題是，如果人們都在 Facebook 上離婚了，我想下一件事就是社交媒體婚禮了。

Will thou tag this woman to be thy friend to share and to poke from the start of your timeline.

你是否願意把這個女人標記為你的朋友，從你的時間軸開始分享和點贊。

Whether liked or reported, swiped right or swiped left, in trolling or trending to heart and to fave until the suspension of your profiles.

無論是點贊還是舉報，向右刷還是向左刷，在 "曳光彈 "還是 "趨勢 "中，都要用心去關注和收藏，直到暫停您的個人檔案。

If anyone can Snapchat a video showing why these two should not be linked in, live stream now or forever hold your tweets.

如果有人能用 Snapchat 拍攝一段視頻，說明為什麼這兩個人不應該聯繫在一起，請立即直播，否則就永遠別再發微博了。

Oh, look, I've just, look at this, I've just noticed this whole time, look, my flies have been open the whole time.

哦，你看，我剛剛，你看這個，我剛剛注意到這整個過程，你看，我的蒼蠅一直都是開著的。

Don't worry, don't worry, the cage is open, but the beast is asleep.

別擔心，別擔心，籠子是開著的，但野獸睡著了。