"BB2, uh wad up genro? Jenny. Jenny."

(嘻哈饒舌背景音樂)

"Uh....We all gonna let you know how these verbals..."

(嘻哈饒舌背景音樂)

Director: Uh...And you never smoked marijuana before?

導演:妳們以前都沒有試過大麻嗎?

Paula: No, I've never smoked marijuana.

左: 沒有，從來沒有

Director: Is there a reason why you haven't?

導:是有甚麼原因讓妳不哈草嗎?

Paula: I was too busy raising children.

左: 養小孩太忙了沒時間

Dorothea: I was a suburban housewife and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy.

中: 我曾是個住在郊區的家庭主婦；那裏的人抽菸喝酒、過的很快樂

Dierdre: No I've never smoked marijuana before.

右: 我也從未哈過草

Director: It's happening. Let's bring it out and let them handle it.

導: 那就來試試吧，我們有帶來。

Dierdre: Oh, I have nerves.

右: 喔，我開始緊張了

All of a sudden I have butterflies.

我突然感到坐立不安了

We don't know what to do with that....

你可以教我們怎麼用嗎?

Producer: Are you comfortable or do you want me to light it?

監製: 妳要自己來，還是我幫妳?

Paula: Okay.

左:都可以

Producer: And then...You would just inhale from the top...

監:然後，就直接從頭部吸就可。

Paula: Oh Jesus.

左:喔，天啊

Producer: And it's going to drag smoke into here.

監製:煙就會進到這來

Paula: Here we go!

左: 那我要試囉!

Paula: stand by one.

左:衝第一個

And you can gently, just stop lighting it. You can let go of the lighter.

妳只要小力的吸，就不用打火機點火了

Dierdre: Now take a breath.

右:現在吸口氣

Dierdre: Oh. Maybe not?

右:還是要等一下?

Paula: You need more.

左:再多吸點

Dorothea: I need more?

中: 是這樣嗎?

Paula: Oh you need more.

左:沒錯

Paula: Put your whole face over that.

左: 把整個臉靠近

Paula: Yes there.

左:那裏

Paula: Do it like you mean it.

左:吸下去就是了

Paula: She meant it.

左: 吸到了吧!

Dorothea: Now it's your turn.

中: 又輪到妳了

Paula: It's my turn?

左: 又我了?

Dierdre: okay burning

右: 哇，好嗆

Director: Cool well done.

導: 謝謝妳們

Dorothea: I think it was easier than I thought.

中:比我想像中容易多了

Dorothea: and I think it's just...

中: 我只是覺得說...

Dierdre: ...except now it's burning...

右: 只是說現在這裡感覺熱熱的

Dorothea: Better to do the bong and not the cigarette, the joint.

中: 最好用現在這種煙管，不要用煙捲或菸斗

whatever it's called

之類的

Dorothea: Yeah, I can feel some tingling in my brain. can you?

中: 我可以感覺到我腦子有動靜了，妳們咧?

Paula: I feel like I'm smiling.

左: 不知不覺想笑

Dierdre: You've played this before.

右: 妳們玩過堆高樂?

Dorothea: I've played this before.

中:以前有玩過

Paula: Oh. I didn't know you could use...all your hands.

左: 不是說不能用兩隻手玩嗎?

Dorothea: No you can't.

中:對阿，不行

Dierdre: Oh you can't?

右:是喔，我不知道耶

Producer: Inhale through the straw.

監製:這次從管子吸看看

Paula: Well, I won't tell you want was going through my mind.

左: 別想說我不知道你心裡在想甚麼

Director: What was going through your mind?

導: 那妳心裡在想甚麼?

Paula: I thought it was a dildo, but I've never seen anything on the end of it like this.

左: 我本來覺得是根陽具，只是沒看過還有一根這玩意兒

Paula: So it's nothing?

左:沒有東西啊?

Producer: Yeah, it feels like nothing.

監製:感覺是沒有

Paula: Oh...This could be dangerously fun.

左: 感覺會很有意思

Paula: No, just do it.

左:就照我的做

Dorothea: I was watching the light there.

中: 我看到那裏亮亮的

Paula: Oh forget the light.

左: 別管那麼多了

Dierdre: If it's green you can go.

右:綠燈行，紅燈停

Paula: Go!

左: 綠燈了!

Dorothea: All right...

中:好吧

Paula: That straw...You wanna swallow.

左: 妳會想吞下那根吸管

Paula: Jesus! Sweet mother!

左:老天! 這位女士!

Dorothea: She got actual smoke!

中: 她吸的超入口的!

Dierdre: Okay, in the new Disney channel movie, Hannah Montana struggles with what for the first time?

右:新的迪士尼頻道電影裏，孟翰那第一次和甚麼有所過節?

Dierdre:Christopher Walken ? Or a bleached asshole?

右: 是克里斯托弗 沃爾肯? 還是菊花漂白?

I prefer this.

我覺得是這個

Paula: Which one?

左: 哪個?

Dierdre: The bleached asshole.

右: 第二個答案

Paula: Oh, thank you.

左: 了解了

Paula: I could go iron now

左: 我現在可以去熨衣服了

Paula: for days...

左: 熨個好幾天

Paula: I love to iron.

左: 愛不釋手

Dierdre: You do?

右: 真的?

Paula: Oh yeah!

左: 沒錯!

Dorothea: You're kinda weird.

中: 妳有怪癖

Paula: Coming to Broadway this season...blank the musical

左:來這季的百老匯，替音樂劇衝人氣

Paula: Okay, so it's the south or...

左: 那所以是南方，還是...

queefing?

queefing?

Paula: What's queefing?

左: 這是甚麼意思?

Dierdre: Querfing?

右: 還是querfing?

Paula: Well, there's no "R."

左: 沒有r

Dorothea: Queffing?

中: Queffing?

Paula: Queffing? Anybody know what queffing is?

左: 有人知道這字是甚麼意思嗎?

Dierdre: Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G

右:Q-U-E-E-F-I-N-G

Dierdre: Yeah, anybody know what that is?

右: 你們知道嗎?

Dorothea: It's a very modern word.

中: 這是個很新的字

Dierdre: Is it...Is there other terminology we probably know?

右:還是說，有其他我們知道的同義字?

Director: We're all friends now so I'm just going to tell you.

導:反正我們都是朋友了，我大可以直接告訴妳們

Dierdre: Fooling around a lot!?

右:拐彎抹角的幹嘛呀你?

Paula: Oh, well then let's do that one.

左: 那我們選這個好了

Dorothea: All right!

中: 好主意!

Paula: Coming to broadway this season...

左: 本季的百老匯

Paula: Pussy farts the musical.

左: 貓氣沖天音樂劇

Paula: When I'm...do it. I really feel like the muscles in my neck

左: 當下我覺得我脖子的肌肉

seem not as tight

沒有那麼緊繃

and I see a lot of benefits for it...

我覺得哈草好處蠻多的

Dorothea: I totally lost track of what you were talking about.

中: 我完全不知道妳剛在說甚麼

Paula: I know! And then sometimes when we're up here...

左: 我能理解! 有時候說話說到一半，

we just get like so...What?

然後就像，剛剛講到哪了?

Dorothea: I'm feeling like I really don't care

中: 忽然覺得我看的好開

...if I understand even I

如果我理解，甚至...

I and so

然後...

The little bit of tea I think kicked it up a notch.

我想這一點茶讓我出了差錯

Dierdre and Paula in unison: You sure that was the tea?

左與右: 你確定是茶的關係?

Dorothea: okay so go ahead and tell I

中:好，換你說說，告訴我..

Dorothea: Tell a story...and we'll...

中: 說個故事，然後我們就...

Dierdre: I don't...I don't think I. I think I really inhaled a lot

右: 我不清楚。我想我真的吸太多了

Paula: Oh you did.

左: 是阿

Dierdre: But I do not feel as high as they feel look to me.

右: 但是我不認為我看起來，她們有像我那麼high(口誤中)

Dierdre: I don't feel to me as high as they look to me.

右: 我不認為我看起來，我有像她們那樣地high

Paula: Oh brother. Oh God write that one down.

左: 天啊，姊妹你應該把它寫下來

Dorothea: It's just like being drunk isn't it?

中: 跟醉了感覺很像，對不?

Paual: Yeah, I'd do it again.

左: 是阿，我願意再試試

If I can get this bag of chips open.

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