Name: 讓我無理取鬧的事情 (things that make me irrationally angry)
Uploaded: 2025-05-31T13:10:02.000Z
Duration: 9 min 13 s

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You know what really peeved me the freak off?

你知道最讓我生氣的是什麼嗎？

Like slime, and ASMR videos, and other things that I'll go over with you.

比如粘液、ASMR 視頻和其他東西，我都會和你一一道來。

The things that, no matter how mundane, peeve you off.

那些無論多麼平凡，都會讓你惱火的事情。

I consider myself a go with the flow kind of guy, but sometimes there's things, there's just a couple things that really peeve me off.

我認為自己是個隨遇而安的人，但有時有些事情，有幾件事情讓我很不爽。

I don't know if anybody else is with me on this because it seems to be a very popular thing, but one of the top things that gets my goat, slime.

我不知道其他人是否同意我的觀點，因為這似乎是一件很流行的事情，但最讓我生氣的事情之一就是粘液。

When I was younger, I got a gift, and because I am a boy, it's slime.

我小時候收到過一份禮物，因為我是男孩，所以是黏液。

You know, you get boys, gross bugs, make a bug from the thing.

你知道，你會得到男孩、噁心的蟲子，把它們做成蟲子。

I fell into that category, and so I was gifted slime one day, and I played with it for like,

我就屬於那一類，所以有一天我得到了粘液，我就玩了起來、

I don't know, a little bit, and not even after a minute or two of playing with it, my hands were filled with like this weird texture.

我不知道，只知道一點點，甚至還沒玩一兩分鐘，我的手上就充滿了這種奇怪的質感。

Whatever else I was touching was also getting oily, and then the slime itself was attracting all kinds of hair and dust.

我接觸的其他東西也變得油膩膩的，然後粘液本身又吸引了各種頭髮和灰塵。

I don't want to play anymore, and now I can't stand slime.

我不想再玩了，現在我也受不了粘液了。

When I see people make those satisfying slime videos, it just throws me into a deep and terrible rage.

當我看到人們製作那些令人滿意的粘液視頻時，我就會陷入深深的、可怕的憤怒之中。

Anytime I see it, I just think of like sticky hair and oily texture.

每次看到它，我就會想到頭髮粘糊糊的，質地油膩。

I don't know what's going on in my brain that makes me mad, but when I see it, it makes me mad.

我不知道我的大腦在想什麼，但當我看到它時，我很生氣。

And besides, I'm more of a moon sand kind of guy anyway.

Would you rather play with soft, silky, beach-like sand, or icky, oily, gross, sticky booger snot toy?

你是喜歡玩柔軟、絲滑、像沙灘一樣的沙子，還是喜歡玩噁心、油膩、噁心、黏糊糊的鼻涕玩具？

I'm glad that we can all agree that I'm right.

我很高興我們都認為我是對的。

There's some people that listen to it, and they love it.

The sound goes in into the brain, and it gives it a little tickle, and it makes it feel good.

聲音會進入大腦，給大腦帶來一點癢癢的感覺，讓大腦感覺良好。

But for some reason, it feels the opposite for me.

但出於某種原因，我的感覺恰恰相反。

I think it's like a personal space thing.

我覺得這就像是個人空間的問題。

ASMR makes it feel like somebody's right up in my bubble.

ASMR 讓我感覺有人就在我的泡泡裡。

I like me a good amount of air between me and people.

我喜歡人與人之間有充足的空氣。

If I'm on a plane, and your legs are touching my legs, I won't say anything because I'm pretty non-confrontational, but I'll be upset about it!

如果我在飛機上，你的腿碰到了我的腿，我不會說什麼，因為我很不喜歡對抗，但我會為此感到不高興！

Next up on the list, a pet peeve I think everybody can agree on.

下一個問題，我想每個人都會同意。

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NordVPN 是一個虛擬專用網絡，可確保您的上網安全。

Pretend for a moment that this fist is the internet.

But with NordVPN, you can protect yourself from malicious ads, nasty malware, and that ominous floating fist from earlier.

但是，有了NordVPN，您就可以保護自己免受惡意廣告、令人討厭的惡意軟件以及之前那個不祥的漂浮拳頭的侵害。

Not to mention all those pesky trackers trying to collect your precious data.

更不用說那些試圖收集你寶貴數據的討厭的追蹤器了。

You can also install NordVPN on your phone, your tablet, Bob's phone, Bob, anywhere that you need additional protection.

您還可以將 NordVPN 安裝到您的手機、平板電腦、Bob 的手機、Bob 等任何需要額外保護的地方。

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使用促銷代碼 "IceCreamSandwich "可免費獲得 NordVPN 的兩年計劃和四個月的額外服務。

It's risk-free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee.

諾德公司提供 30 天退款保證，無任何風險。

Thanks, NordVPN, for sponsoring this video.

There's another thing that peeves me off that I'm tired of being quiet about, and something needs to be said.

還有一件事讓我很不爽，我不想再沉默了，有些話必須說出來。

Observe how easy it is to eat this regular-sized normal burger.

觀察一下，吃這個正常大小的普通漢堡是多麼容易。

I don't like food that I physically have to crush with my hands to be able to eat it.

我不喜歡必須用手捏碎才能吃的食物。

I think there should be a law that prohibits burgers from being bigger than the average human mouth size, which is about 2.2 inches, which is around the width of three human fingers.

我認為應該制定一項法律，禁止漢堡的大小超過人類嘴巴的平均尺寸，也就是大約 2.2 英寸，約等於人類三個手指的寬度。

Would you be excited to eat a hot dog that required you to unhinge your mouth to eat?

吃熱狗需要鬆開嘴才能吃，你會興奮嗎？

I think the rule of thumb is if your burger needs a stick to stay together, maybe it's time to go back to the drawing board.

我認為經驗法則是，如果你的漢堡需要一根棍子才能粘在一起，也許是時候回到繪圖板上了。

People who say short instead of average height, like people are tall or short, and somehow there's no room for average.

有人說矮而不說平均身高，好像人有高矮之分，沒有平均的餘地。

That you're always hot or cold and there's no warm, fast or slow, full or hungry, day or night?

你總是忽冷忽熱，沒有溫暖，或快或慢，或飽或餓，或白天或黑夜？

Is your world so rigid that you are bound by the rule of black and white?

你的世界是否如此僵化，以至於被非黑即白的規則所束縛？

Would you give no time for the brilliance of the sunset to dance on the stage of the horizon?

你會不給時間讓夕陽的光輝在地平線的舞臺上翩翩起舞嗎？

我有 5 英尺 9 英寸高，對你來說很矮嗎？

Imagine what house you could build with hundreds of millions of dollars.

想象一下，數億美元能造出什麼樣的房子。

Beautiful marble, gorgeous statues, water features.

美麗的大理石、華麗的雕像、水景。

With that much money, you should be able to make something really amazing with a lot of good taste.

有了這麼多錢，你應該能做出非常有品位的好東西。

Well, I found a place that's somehow the opposite.

好吧，我找到了一個與此相反的地方。

I was on Zillow trying to find the most expensive place to live in New York.

我在 Zillow 上試圖找到紐約最貴的住處。

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