Name: 身著 Demobaza 設計的 DUNE 服裝 (Wearing DUNE Clothing by Demobaza)
Uploaded: 2025-05-23T10:50:54.000Z
Duration: 23 min 35 s

情態副詞

I bought something. Something really, really crazy. Like I don't think that I should have done this actually to be honest. I think it was 4am and I was slightly delirious and I saw this outfit on Instagram and I thought that's incredible. That is so bizarre and amazing and unique and I want to buy it to make a video about it. And then when the parcel arrived and

我買了一些東西。非常非常瘋狂的東西說實話，我覺得我不應該這麼做。我想那是凌晨四點，我有點神志不清，在 Instagram 上看到了這套衣服，我覺得太不可思議了。我想買下來拍個視頻。然後當包裹寄到的時候

I remembered how much it cost me I thought why did I do that? Why did I do that? But maybe when

我記得花了多少錢，我想我為什麼要那麼做？我為什麼要那麼做？但也許當

情態助動詞 B1

I open this and I actually put these clothes on I will be reminded of exactly why I did this and hopefully it'll be worth it. So may I introduce to you an outfit straight out of

如果我打開它並穿上這些衣服，我就會想起我這樣做的原因，希望這一切都是值得的。所以，請允許我向你們介紹一套直接從

Dune. A big box of clothing from the brand Demo Baza. Now I had never heard of it before but I had seen this outfit on a particular celebrity who was photographed in public wearing it and I remember at the time when I saw those images I thought that outfit is so cool I need it. I didn't realize that it was actually able to be purchased by civilians. You know I thought I figured that it must have been some outfit that was specifically created for a celebrity to wear on the red carpet or wear in a movie like acting in this costume. That's what I thought that it was. But then when I saw that you could actually buy this. When I saw there was an actual website that you could go on and you could acquire these items I decided to do it. Demo Baza I'd never heard of before but their website it's wild. It's so cool. So oh my goodness.

沙丘Demo Baza 品牌的一大箱服裝。我以前從未聽說過這個品牌，但我曾在某位明星身上看到過這套衣服，她穿著這套衣服被拍到在公共場合亮相，我記得當時看到這些照片時，我覺得這套衣服太酷了，我需要它。我沒想到平民也能買到它。你知道，我當時想，這一定是專門為名人設計的服裝，讓他們在紅地毯上穿，或者在電影裡穿，就像穿著這套服裝演戲一樣。我就是這麼想的。但當我看到你真的可以買到它時當我看到有一個真正的網站可以讓你去購買這些物品時，我決定做這件事。我以前從未聽說過 Demo Baza，但他們的網站太瘋狂了。太酷了我

Look at these. Look at these. So we've got a product authenticity tag. It says in case it returns you can contact us no longer than three days after delivery. Are you kidding me?

看看這些。看看這些我們有產品真偽標籤上面寫著萬一退貨 你可以在發貨後三天內聯繫我們開什麼玩笑？

This got delivered five days ago and I've been too busy to film with it. Oh my god I didn't know that I had to open this within three days. What if they don't fit? Crap. Grimes x Demo Baza for Dune. The shawl. The shawl. It's better than I thought it was going to be. I was really really worried that what it looked like was actually just a print. I didn't think it was an actual texture but no it is actually textured. Oh my god. Wow this feels nice. This feels amazing. The leggings.

這是五天前送來的，我一直忙得沒時間拍。天啊，我不知道必須在三天內打開它。要是不合身怎麼辦？廢話。Grimes x Demo Baza for Dune。披肩披肩比我想象的要好。我真的很擔心它看起來只是個印花。我以為它不是真正的紋理，但它確實是有紋理的。我的天啊哇，這感覺真好。這感覺太棒了。緊身褲

I hope these are actually textured but I have a feeling that they won't be.

我希望它們真的有紋理，但我感覺不會。

Oh they they are. They are. I don't believe it. They really are textured. Oh you know what I mean right? Like how sometimes if you get black milk leggings for example they will have a print that replicates this sort of textured look but no no this is actually it's actually textured. Like it's all sort of bumpy and oh the details. The details. I like that everything comes individually wrapped in these paper bags. That's great. The gloves. Okay these look quite small. Okay the sleeves. Summer in Sydney really is not the right time for me to be wearing these things. Oh my god. I hope that I will be able to find purposes for each of these items outside of this video. I hope that I can somehow incorporate these things into my own wardrobe because they're quite pricey. They're absolutely amazing. I'm really blown away by the quality of these things but it's a lot of money to pay for something that you only wear once. So I really hope that I can actually use each of these things after this video. The very last thing which again is blowing my mind. Look I am just you have no idea how relieved I am that this is actually all detailed. I'm so glad it's not just printed. Let's get into this piece by piece. So I believe we put the pants on first.

哦，是的。沒錯真不敢相信它們真的有紋理你懂我的意思吧？比如說，有時候你買到黑色的牛奶緊身褲，它們會有一個印花，複製這種紋理的外觀，但不不，這其實是它的實際紋理。就像它是凹凸不平的，哦，細節。細節。我喜歡所有東西都用紙袋單獨包裝。真不錯手套這些看起來很小袖子雪梨的夏天真不適合我穿這些東西我的天啊我希望我能在視頻之外找到這些東西的用途。我希望能以某種方式將這些東西融入自己的衣櫥，因為它們價格不菲。它們絕對令人驚歎。這些東西的品質真的讓我大開眼界，但只穿一次的東西要花很多錢。所以，我真的希望在這個視頻之後，我能

These are so cool. Okay I'm really happy because I will actually wear these outside of the costume. I will actually wear these as legitimate pants. Okay next the bodysuit. It's very good. It's a good fit. Good size. Good size. We clip up at the bottom. Look there's quite literally nothing more feminine than putting on a bodysuit right? The feminine urge to be elegant in a bodysuit. Oh cool. It's so cool. Okay next. Guys where does Napoleon keep his armies?

這些太酷了。好吧，我真的很高興，因為我真的會在戲服之外穿這些。我真的會把它當合法的褲子穿接下來是連體服很不錯很合身大小合適大小合適底部有夾子聽著，沒有什麼比穿上連體衣更有女人味了，對吧？ Look there's quite literally nothing more feminine than putting on a bodysuit right?穿上連體衣，女人就會變得優雅太酷了太酷了好了，下一個拿破崙把他的軍隊藏在哪裡？

In his sleevies. This one is a little bit confusing. I don't entirely understand how to wear this. All right so I guess you just put this on like a top I'm assuming. The gloves.

在他的袖套裡這件有點讓人摸不著頭腦。我不太明白怎麼穿這個好吧，我猜你就像穿上衣一樣穿上這個吧手套

And the piece de resistance. The absolute most important part of this entire outfit.

還有最重要的部分。整套服裝中最重要的部分。

The coolest thing imaginable. Now they did actually have other pieces of clothing from this collection. But I specifically went for the full fit that was on Grimes that

能想象到的最酷的東西。實際上，他們還有這個系列的其他服裝。但我特意去買了格蘭姆斯身上的那件全套衣服，那件

I saw on Instagram because it just it looked amazing. So.

我是在 Instagram 上看到的，因為它看起來棒極了。那就這樣吧

Oh my god. Just have to put on some socks so that I can wear the shoes. Look I am pretty pastel please after all. We've got to maintain some semblance of my branding. Oh thank god they're a perfect fit. Oh and they're amazing. They are amazing. Wow. Gee these are incredible shoes. They had a huge range of shoes on this website by the way. If you're looking for like a good treat for yourself for Christmas. I would suggest buying a pair of shoes from here. I've got shoes from La Moda before which are kind of like these edgy style shoes. But the quality has nothing on these. These are amazing. Oh my god.

我的天啊我得穿上襪子才能穿上這雙鞋。看，我還是很喜歡粉色的。我們得保持我的品牌形象哦，感謝上帝，他們是一個完美的結合。哦，他們是驚人的。他們是驚人的。哇哦天啊，這雙鞋太不可思議了順便說一句，這個網站上的鞋子種類繁多如果你想在聖誕節好好犒勞自己 If you're looking for like a good treat for yourself for Christmas.我建議你從這裡買雙鞋我之前從 La Moda 買過一雙鞋，有點像這種前衛風格的鞋。但品質完全比不上這雙。這雙鞋太棒了我的天啊

I look like a f***ing assassin. Are you kidding? Oh my god I'm dead. I'm dead. I am deceased. Look do the do the glasses ruin it? Hello. My friend Lucy is here. I'm gonna just uh can you go show her? Let's let's see what Lucy. Hello. You stay there. You you stay there now friend. Don't come too close. I've got something to show you. Close your eyes. Stay there.

我看起來像個該死的刺客你在開玩笑嗎？哦，我的上帝，我死了。我死了我死了你看，眼鏡毀了它嗎？你好 我朋友露西來了 Hello.我的朋友露西在這裡。我要去只是呃 你可以去告訴她？讓我們來看看露西。你好你呆在那裡。你你呆在那裡，現在的朋友。別靠太近我有東西給你看閉上眼睛待在那兒

你覺得我的衣服怎麼樣？打開。

What? What? Wait hold on. It's like Star Wars. It's Dune. Oh that's bonkers. Isn't this incredible?

什麼？怎麼了？等等這就像星球大戰。這是沙丘。哦，這是瘋狂的。是不是很不可思議？

So cool. This doesn't have pockets though. What a letdown. What a disappointment. How are you supposed to go like fighting bad guys all around the galaxy if you don't have pockets? I mean wait does that one also like like recycle your pee? Yes. Wow that's incredible. Honestly like technology is amazing. We're gonna go out for shopping. Yeah. Like this. We have a busy day.

太酷了不過這個沒有口袋。真讓人失望。真讓人失望如果沒有口袋，你怎麼在銀河系裡和壞人戰鬥？我是說，等等，那個是不是也可以回收你的尿液？對啊哇，太不可思議了老實說，就像技術是驚人的。我們要出去購物了好啊就像這樣我們今天很忙

You want to feel it? Isn't it amazing? Oh okay. I thought it was gonna be like denim.

你想感受一下嗎？是不是很神奇？哦，好吧我還以為會像牛仔布一樣呢

I oh like because it looks kind of like an acid wash denim. So you know this is multiple components. Wow. So this is leggings. Okay. A bodysuit. Sleeves. It's really cool. The sleeves.

我很喜歡，因為它看起來有點像酸洗牛仔布。所以你知道這是由多種成分組成的。哇哦所以這是緊身褲。好吧。連體衣袖子這真的很酷。袖子

It's very a look. It's a look. So uh we're going to the inner west which is like a part of Sydney where it would be totally acceptable to walk around wearing this. Just the two of us just like go besties. So what place is this? Where's the tag? It's Demo Baza. Demo Baza. Can you take that tag off for me please? Oh it's Grimes. Yeah it's Grimes. Grimes and Dune. Yep. What do you know about Grimes? I don't know much about her but I mentioned her. I said to someone oh I bought the

這是一種表情。很有型我們要去內西區 那是雪梨的一部分 穿著這樣的衣服到處走是完全可以接受的就我們兩個，就像去最好的朋友。這是什麼地方？標籤呢？德莫巴扎Demo Baza能幫我把標籤拿下來嗎？是葛萊是啊，這是格林斯。格林斯和沙丘。沒錯你怎麼知道格萊美？我不太瞭解她，但我提到過她。我對別人說，哦，我買了

Grimes outfit from Instagram, the Dune one, and they were like Grimes and I was like yeah why what does that mean? They were like uh-oh. Um do you know like who she is? She's a singer isn't she? Yeah. Oh she was married to Elon Musk. If you know Grimes and you know her TikToks you'll sort of like know why I'm just like it's a it's a time. Oh my god it's so funny. It's so cool. I actually really like it's so like it's so nicely made. It's amazing. Really nice quality. It's yeah the quality has very much shocked me. Was it expensive? It was expensive. She's a billionaire's wife. I don't know she'll be just like oh maybe I shouldn't be shopping her wardrobe if she's a billionaire's wife. It looks so good. It makes you look amazing. Yes I'm ready for the apocalypse.

我在 Instagram 上看到格蘭姆斯的衣服，沙丘那件，他們說是格蘭姆斯，我說是啊，為什麼是格蘭姆斯，這是什麼意思？他們就說啊哦你知道她是誰嗎？她是個歌手，對吧？知道她嫁給了埃隆-馬斯克如果你瞭解格蘭姆斯，知道她的嘀嗒音樂 你就會知道我為什麼會這麼想了天啊，太有趣了太酷了其實我真的很喜歡它，就像它是如此精美。這是驚人的。品質很好它的品質讓我非常震驚。貴嗎？是很貴她是億萬富翁的妻子。我不知道她會不會覺得 如果她是億萬富翁的妻子 我就不該給她買衣服了它看起來那麼好。讓你看起來棒極了是的，我已經準備好了啟示錄

Let's go. Apocalypse. The two aesthetics.

So uh this is now officially the first time I'm stepping out in public wearing this outfit. I have a pink handbag which is slightly laughable. It kind of matches you know a little bit of pebbled leather. It kind of gives the apocalypse vibe you know what I mean? Pretty apocalypse please. So uh yeah first time getting out of the car and my heart is now starting to beat very quickly because I don't like people looking at me. So you would think why would a self-conscious person dress like this? Well I'm relying on the fact that the hood covers my face and so does the mask. So I hopefully I won't actually feel the embarrassment because no one knows it's me.

所以，呃，這是我第一次正式穿著這身衣服出現在公眾面前。我有一個粉紅色的手提包，有點可笑。它和你知道的鵝卵石皮革有點相襯。有點天啟的感覺，你懂我的意思嗎？漂亮的天啟請。第一次從車裡出來 我的心跳得很快 因為我不喜歡別人看我所以你會想，為什麼一個有自我意識的人會穿成這樣？好吧，我靠的是兜帽遮住了我的臉，面具也是。所以我希望我不會感到尷尬，因為沒有人知道那是我。

Live love laugh you know what I mean? Looking good. Feeling gorgeous.

活得愛笑，你懂我的意思嗎？看起來不錯。感覺美極了

The handbag really ties it all together. If I just if I do that you can't see the pink handbag.

手提包把這一切都串聯起來了。如果我這樣做，你就看不到粉色手提包了。

I feel like I'm straight out of Assassin's Creed. It's pretty cool. If we go into a shop looking like this they're definitely gonna think we're here to mug them. I don't think it's as outlandish as you think it is. Really? I feel like it's fine. It's fine? I think it's kind of I just think it's okay well I think I think when you um put one of them over the other it kind of like makes the silhouette less like cake. It's cool. I'm excited. You look great. Thank you. I don't feel great. I feel very awkward. I know. People are leaving from where they're sitting. Is it a coincidence? Did they finish their lunch or are they afraid? I am too embarrassed to walk with my head up. I'm just walking I'm literally walking like this. I'm not embarrassed to walk with you.

我感覺自己就像《刺客信條》裡的人物。太酷瞭如果我們穿成這樣去商店 他們肯定會以為我們是來搶劫的我覺得沒你想的那麼離譜真的嗎？我覺得挺好的沒問題？我覺得這樣挺好的 我覺得當你把其中一個放在另一個上面時太酷了我很興奮你看起來棒極了謝謝我感覺不太好我覺得很尷尬。我知道 I know.人們正從他們坐的地方離開是巧合嗎？他們是吃完午餐了還是害怕了？我不好意思抬頭走路我就是這樣走的 我真的是這樣走的和你一起走我不覺得尷尬

All right update. So uh it's been a few minutes and we've been walking through the street and um not very many people have been staring. Not many people have looked twice. No one really seems bothered which is great. That's why we picked Marrickville of all places. If I'd done this out where I live. Marrickville no one cares. No one even thinks twice. I love it. Like nothing to see here. That's just a regular day in the inner west. All right so our plan is here we are. So we're going to come down here and go to Salvo's and then go to Red Cross. Yeah. And then loop back.

好吧，更新。我們在街上走了幾分鐘 沒有多少人盯著我們看也沒多少人多看兩眼沒人覺得困擾，這很好所以我們才選了馬里克維爾如果我在我住的地方這麼做，馬里克維爾沒人在乎沒人會多想我喜歡這裡這裡沒什麼好看的這只是內西區普通的一天 That's just a regular day in the inner west.我們的計劃是這樣的所以我們要到這裡來，去薩爾沃的 然後去紅十字會。然後去紅十字會然後繞回來

Save the children and then not. Makes it sound like we're gonna save the children.

救了孩子又不救說得好像我們要救孩子似的。

Then we save the children. Looking like this. And then we have a chicken lunch. Look that's what I used to look like. Oh can you get a before and after? Pre-pandemic. Post-pandemic.

然後我們再去救孩子們。就像這樣然後我們吃雞肉午餐看，這就是我以前的樣子你能拍個前後對比嗎？大流行前大流行後

Look at the orchids. 105 dollars on sale. You know what? What? That orchid is 130 dollars. You know how much the plastic one was I got from Salvo's? Five. And it's never gonna die. It'll survive the apocalypse. Oh this is cool. Literally perfect. It's very tempting to go look at the clothing. Oh my god that matches the one I got the other day. It's exactly the same but it's just the shorter version. Well my basket's already full. Shopping day is over. Look at my size.

看看這些蘭花。特價105美元你知道嗎？什麼？那盆蘭花要130美元你知道我在薩爾沃買的塑膠蘭花多少錢嗎？5塊而且它永遠不會死它會在世界末日中存活下來的哦，這很酷。簡直太完美了很想去看看衣服 It's very tempting to go look at the clothing.哦，天哪，這和我前幾天買的那件一模一樣 Oh my god that matches the one I got the other day.一模一樣 不過是短版的 It's exactly the same but it's j

I'm vibing with this rusty old mailbox. It's very aesthetically aligned. This might be where we get the Instagram photo for today's video. We need to find a spot for the photo that I post.

我很喜歡這個鏽跡斑斑的舊郵箱。很有美感。這可能就是我們為今天的視頻拍攝 Instagram 照片的地方。我們需要為我發佈的照片找個位置。

Birds of prey. If these were my size there would be no stop in me. I love square-toed shoes. Yeah.

猛禽如果這雙鞋是我的尺碼，我就不會停下來了。我喜歡方頭鞋是啊

I love it. She makes her last patrol. I've told miss that they're coming for her. I like that they paired these two together. Yeah. There's no such thing as too much print. Oh look at those.

我喜歡她最後一次巡邏了我告訴過小姐，他們會來找她的我喜歡他們把這兩個配對在一起是啊 Yeah.印花不能太多 There's no such thing as too much print.看看這些

So cute. They're so cute. I kind of want to buy one just to give to one of my subscribers.

太可愛了它們太可愛了。我都想買一個送給我的訂戶了。

Nope. I'm gonna have to ask. I really like this brand. Runaway Delighted.

沒有我得問問。我很喜歡這個牌子Runaway Delighted

Oh. That is so cool. You can mix and match.

Raven pants. If only they were my size. I really like them. Look at this. It's got a shrimp dress.

烏鴉褲子要是有我的尺碼就好了。我真的很喜歡看看這個 Look at this.它有一條蝦裙

Shrimp and cherries. Prawn dress. I love it. I kind of want to get it for Tiasha because she's allergic to prawns. It kind of reminds me of the boots that I'm wearing. Yeah. A little kind of scrunchy. That's a really similar vibe. I love Yeezy. It's not for sale.

蝦和櫻桃蝦裙我很喜歡我有點想買給蒂阿莎，因為她對大蝦過敏。這讓我想起了我穿的靴子 It kind of reminds me of the boots that I'm wearing.是啊，有點褶皺 Yeah.有點褶皺真的很像我喜歡Yeezy不賣

Not for sale. We are meeting Sam and Michelle now and they have absolutely no idea that I'm dressed like this. My plan is I've told them to meet us outside Salvo's. I want Lucy to go ahead of me and see them and I want to come walking along and just walk straight past and see if

非賣品。我們現在要去見山姆和米歇爾 他們完全不知道我穿成這樣了我的計劃是讓他們在薩爾沃外面等我們我想讓露西走在我前面去見他們 我自己走過去，直接走過去，看看他們會不會來

Michelle or Sam says anything to you. Okay. All right. So you take this. No worries. I'm going to tell them that you're still just finishing up your transaction. Okay. Alrighty.

米歇爾或薩姆對你說了什麼好的好吧 你拿著這個 All right.所以，你把這個。不用擔心。我會告訴他們，你仍然 只是完成了你的交易。好的 - 好的 - Okay.好吧

I'm on vlog duty. We have Sam and Michelle here. My lovely babies. Ready for thrifting slash eating.

我在錄視頻薩姆和米歇爾來了我可愛的寶貝們準備好大快朵頤了

I'm so hungry. Thrifting is just the duty I must perform in order to earn my food.

我太餓了。節衣縮食只是我為獲得食物而必須履行的職責。

Yeah. I feel that. You guys having a good day? I mean, it'll be better when we've eaten. You can see I'm very like food focused. I got smacked in too. Oh.

是的，我感覺到了你們今天過得好嗎我的意思是，它會更好 當我們吃了。你可以看到我很喜歡食物的重點。我也被打了我也被打了

The moment you walked away, I was like, that's Alex. Wow. Thank you.

你走的那一刻，我就想，這就是亞歷克斯。哇哦謝謝

Beautiful. That's egg? Egg. Yep. And pork or chicken? Chicken. Chicken's fine. We ordered two egg and one pork. Two egg and one pork. That's chicken, but I mean. Oh, it's okay. I'll eat chicken. Yeah, I'll eat chicken. No worries. I don't want to waste any food. No worries.

真漂亮那是雞蛋？雞蛋是的豬肉還是雞肉？雞肉雞肉就好我們點了兩個雞蛋和一個豬肉兩個雞蛋一個豬肉那是雞肉 但我是說 That's chicken, but I mean.哦，沒關係。我吃雞肉是啊，我會吃雞肉。不用擔心我不想浪費任何食物。不用擔心

Chopstick holders. In the apocalypse, resources are scarce. You can only drink your own piss.

筷子架在啟示錄中，資源是稀缺的。你只能喝自己的尿。

We're heading into this place called Knopf's now. I've never been here before, but I've heard some good things. And there's a sign out the front that says most items are under $5. So I have high hopes. Most items are under $5. And look, we're now online. This place is huge. I can't believe from the front, it looks so small. But from the front, it goes all the way back. I used to have this shirt from Zara. Oh my God. I'm going to get it for Grace. I'm getting it for Grace. Grace is going to die. She's going to die. I need a basket. I can't believe I've never been here before. You guys, anyone that knew about this place and didn't tell me, I will never forgive you. Look at this. Isn't it adorable? I don't need it, but can someone please come here and buy this? Look at it. Oh my gosh. You know what? It would actually look really cool. So iconic.

我們現在要去一個叫Knopf的地方 We're heading into this place called Knopf's now.我從沒來過，但聽說不錯而且門前有個牌子寫著大部分商品都在 5 美元以下。所以我對它寄予厚望大部分商品都在五美元以下看，我們上網了這地方真大真不敢相信從前面看，它這麼小但從前面看，一直延伸到後面我以前有件Zara的襯衫我的天啊我要買給格蕾絲我要給格蕾絲買格蕾絲會死的她會死的我需要一個籃子。真不敢相信我從沒來過這裡你們這些傢伙 知道這個地方卻不告訴我的人 我永遠都不會原諒你們的

Yeah. These shoes are incredible. Yeah. I can see you wearing those. Oh, I like that a lot.

是啊這雙鞋太棒了是啊，我可以想象你穿上它的樣子哦，我很喜歡。

Oh, and that too. But look, have we just accidentally put together an outfit, guys?

哦，還有這個。不過，你們看，我們是不是不小心湊齊了一套衣服？

Maybe. I quite like those. Sam, can you put this on? This would look really nice on you.

也許吧我挺喜歡的山姆，你能穿上這個嗎？你穿上一定很好看

I suppose I am a top man. I like it. You like it? It's $5. What the hell?

我想我是個頂天立地的男子漢。我喜歡你喜歡？五塊錢，搞什麼鬼？

This summer, coming to cinemas near you, the long-awaited sequel, Je Suis Banana.

今年夏天，期待已久的續集《我是香蕉》將在您附近的電影院上映。

Have you not read it? No, I've only seen the movies. I haven't actually read it. It looks so good.

你沒看過嗎？沒有，我只看過電影。還沒真正讀過看起來很不錯

Tiny dog wearing a skirt. Tiny dog wearing a skirt. Where is she going?

穿裙子的小狗穿裙子的小狗她要去哪兒？

Where are you going, little friend? Tell us where your skirt's from. What are you doing here, buddy? We're so far from the ocean. Are you lost? Are you lost? You're like me. You don't belong in the inner west. What are you doing here? Yeah, good job. All right, sweet. All righty. I'm going to say Alex is parking again, and hopefully it works this time.

你要去哪兒，小朋友？告訴我們你的裙子從哪來的你在這裡做什麼，小傢伙？我們離大海太遠了你迷路了嗎？你迷路了？你和我一樣你不屬於西部內城你在這裡做什麼？是啊，好工作。好吧，親愛的。好的我要說亞歷克斯又在停車了 希望這次能成功

I walked across the road, and I was like, oh, there's that dumb bitch, dressed as a f***.

我走過馬路，就想，哦，那個蠢婊子在那兒，穿得像個***。

I was like, who is that person cosplaying Prince of Persia?

我當時想，那個扮演波斯王子的人是誰？

She was like, go ahead. How could she think that no one would be looking at her? She looks so great.

她想，去吧她怎麼會以為沒人會看她呢？她看起來棒極了

You don't blend in dressed like that. You know what? In the inner west, like when we were in, uh, Marigold, no one even- No one's watching. Did she have the hood up like that? Yeah. Oh my god. Should I pretend that I haven't seen- Yeah, I think that'd be fun.

你穿成這樣根本混不進去你知道嗎？在內城西部，就像我們在瑪麗戈德的時候一樣 甚至沒有人... 沒有人在看著我們她是不是把頭巾戴成那樣？是啊我的天啊我是不是該假裝我沒看見 是啊，我覺得那樣會很有趣

She thinks you haven't worked out yet. We're scared for who to think it's going to be, I mean.

她覺得你們還沒談好我的意思是，我們很害怕會是誰。

Alex. God damn it. You can't be normal, huh? I was walking across, and you were pointing, being like, and you were like, ah! And I was like, okay, well, that's the day is up.

亞歷克斯該死的你就不能正常點嗎？我走過去， 你指著，是一樣， 和你一樣，啊！我就說，好吧，好吧，今天就到這吧

How's your day been? You're casually holding a camera up. Yeah, well, I'm on vlog duty. Yeah, it's very normal. I know, yeah, I know. Had a good day at work. Yeah.

今天過得怎麼樣？你隨隨便便就舉起了攝影機是啊，我在錄視頻是啊，這很正常我知道 我知道 I know, yeah, I know.今天工作還不錯是啊

Who's that dreamy makeup? Wow, she's so dreamy.

那個夢幻般的妝容是誰？哇，她太夢幻了

Oh, hi! I missed you! I was telling Lucy I saw you from- I saw Lucy and thought it was you, and then I was like, wait, that's- they were like, that's Lucy, and I was like, where's Alex? And I looked across the road, and I was like, who's cosplaying Prince of Persia?

哦，嗨我好想你我跟露西說我看到你了 我看到露西以為是你 然後我就想 等等 那是 他們說那是露西我看了看馬路對面 我就想 誰在扮演波斯王子？

You look crazy. That's cool. You look so hot. Wait, do you know, like, what it is? Is it

你看起來很瘋狂。太酷了你看起來好性感等等，你知道這是什麼嗎？是

Dune? Yeah! Yeah, I think- Dune was my second guess after Prince of Persia. Prince of Persia, that is the worst movie ever! Yeah, I was looking for pink, to be fair, and I did not see pink, but then the only other option was someone literally dressed as a lunatic, so it had to be Alex. Oh, wow, I look majestic. See, I told you. Look, the sun is behind you. Yeah,

沙丘？《沙丘》？我覺得《沙丘》是繼《波斯王子》之後 我的第二個猜測波斯王子，那是史上最爛的電影是啊，我一直在找粉紅色，公平地說， 我沒有看到粉紅色， 但後來唯一的其他選擇 是有人從字面上打扮成一個瘋子， 所以它必須是亞歷克斯。哦，哇，我看起來好威嚴看，我就說嘛看，太陽在你後面是啊

I know, I'm telling you from over here. Yeah, you look like a glorious fool.

我知道，我從這裡告訴你。是啊，你看起來就像個光榮的傻瓜

So cute. How are you loving the bob like? It suits you so much. It's gonna be a pixie cut on Friday.

真可愛你喜歡波波頭嗎？很適合你週五會剪成精靈頭的

You joking? You joking? You've been telling me to do it for years. Oh my god, I'm so excited.

你在開玩笑？你開玩笑？你告訴我這麼做已經很多年了天啊，我太激動了

Holy shit, what colour? Black. I think, I think that's the general consensus is Alex needs a pixie cut, and she needs to live out her high school emo fantasy life. Now is the time! Now is the time! You know what, actually, you are the only person here that has, like, shaved their head. Actually, Sam did once, but you've had a buzz cut, and you've had the pixie cut, and you've had everything. How long did it take you? You've had it a few times, right, since you had your buzz cut? Yeah, how long is this? This is, because this excites me. I want to do it too. Two years. Two years to get to that point. That's not that long at all. It's both shaved heads. It's a real long, yeah, yeah. We're going to be so bold ladies in the future.

我靠，什麼顏色？黑色我想，我想大家的共識是 艾麗克絲需要剪個精靈頭 她需要過她高中時代的emo幻想生活現在是時候了就是現在你知道嗎，其實你是這裡唯一剃過光頭的人山姆剃過一次 但你剪過丸子頭 剪過精靈頭 什麼都剪過你剪了多久？你剪了好幾次了吧 從你剪 "嗡嗡 "頭開始？是啊，這個要多久？因為這讓我很興奮我也想這麼做兩年兩年時間一點也不長都剃光頭了這真的很長，是啊，是啊。我們將來會是如此大膽的女士們。

Are you going to shave your head too? I've wanted to for years now. Have you ever seen a girl with a shaved head look bad, ever? No. No. So why do you reckon that is? Because no one looks bad at all. Everyone thinks they'll look shit, because they're like, I don't have this, I don't have that. No one looks bad. And then they do it, and they always look bad ass. If you think that you don't have a jaw, it suddenly appears when you shave your head. I can't explain it. Like, it's hard to tell. Cheers! It's the Sydney reunited thing. Alex, you didn't get me. How dare you? Best friends count nothing, I suppose. Sam, your makeover video, sent me. You watched it, did you? We were not ready for this. We were just not ready. I was like, oh.

你也要剃光頭嗎？我想了好幾年了你見過剃光頭的女孩不好看嗎？沒有，那你覺得是為什麼呢？因為沒有人看起來不好看每個人都覺得自己看起來糟透了 因為他們覺得，我沒有這個，我沒有那個沒有人看起來很糟然後他們做了，他們總是看起來很糟糕。如果你覺得自己沒有下巴，當你剃光頭時，下巴就會突然出現。我也說不清楚很難說清楚乾杯這是雪梨重聚的事情。亞歷克斯，你沒有得到我。你怎麼敢？最好的朋友算什麼，我想。山姆，你的改造視頻，送我。你看了，是嗎？我們還沒準備好我們還沒準備好我當時想，哦。

They're flying open his chin. Oh my God. And we're so casual about it.

它們飛開了他的下巴我的天啊我們對此卻很隨意

You looked so good with the Jack Sparrow thing going on.

你扮成傑克-斯派洛的樣子真好看。

Right? Oh, is this the first time you guys have met? Yes. Oh, we have a photo of us together with Michelle. What? We have a photo of us. No, we don't. We don't. What? We don't.

對吧？你們是第一次見面嗎？是的哦，我們有一張和米歇爾的合影什麼？我們有張合影沒有我們沒有什麼？我們沒有

What's this, January 2020? I like that Michelle has stayed effectively the same. You've got long, curly brown hair. You've got really short hair, and I've got really long hair. Now, your hair's grown out, and my hair is short. We have to recreate this. Before we go today, we've got to recreate this. You've got to be leaning in, and you've got your head above Michelle's head. Okay, and then my head is here, and this is here.

這是什麼，2020 年 1 月？我喜歡米歇爾保持不變的樣子。你有一頭棕色長卷發你有一頭短髮，而我有一頭長髮。現在，你的頭髮長出來了 而我的頭髮很短我們得重現這個場景在我們今天出發之前，我們要重現這個場景。你得靠過來 你的頭要高於米歇爾的頭好，然後我的頭在這裡，這個在這裡

I'm going to fall. That's good. You're meant to be laughing. All right.

我要摔倒了這樣很好你應該笑的好了 All right.

Oh, hi. Oh, hello. No reaction? No. No? What is this process? It's the Grimes thing, right?

哦，你好哦，你好沒反應？沒反應？這是什麼程序？是葛姆的事，對吧？

It's the Grimes thing. Where's your communist manifesto? I actually have The Hobbit.

是格蘭姆斯的事你的共產主義宣言呢？我有霍比特人