Name: 我花了 1700 美元買了 Selkie！！嘗試 VIRAL Selkie 蓬蓬袖連衣裙 - 它們值得嗎？ (I SPENT $1700 ON SELKIE!! Trying the VIRAL Selkie Puff Sleeve Dresses - Are They Worth It???)
Uploaded: 2025-05-23T10:38:58.000Z
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Hello there. I'm going to have to start this video off with an apology because I have lured you here under false pretenses. If you know Selkie and you saw the title of this video, you probably laughed and you probably knew what you were getting yourself into. But for those of you that don't know Selkie, it's expensive. Very expensive. It's a designer brand. Basically they became well known online because of their puff dress. It went super viral. I think that the pink one was the first one that really took off online. And since then they've made it in many, many different colors and shapes and sizes. And it's a beautiful dress. Yes. And many companies have ripped it off, or at least it's kind of hard to say really because I got this dress for my friend, Caitlin, a white one, and it looks very, very similar to the white Selkie puff dress. And I was thinking, okay, she in ripped off Selkie.

你們好。在這段視頻的開頭，我必須先向大家道歉，因為我是以虛假的藉口把大家騙到這裡來的。如果你瞭解 Selkie，看到這個視頻的標題，你可能會大笑，你可能知道你會遇到什麼。但對於那些不瞭解 Selkie 的人來說，它很貴。非常貴。這是一個設計師品牌。基本上，他們因為蓬蓬裙而在網上出名。病毒式傳播我覺得粉色那件是第一個在網上走紅的。從那以後，他們又推出了很多不同的顏色、形狀和尺寸。這條裙子很漂亮沒錯很多公司都在模仿它，至少這很難說，因為我給我的朋友凱特琳買了這件白色的裙子，它看起來和白色的塞爾基蓬蓬裙非常非常

委婉語氣表達希望、渴望

But then I thought, no, no. A milkmaid style dress with enormous puffy sleeves like this and a big skirt. I don't think that that design is really copyrighted by anyone. I feel like that's a design that's been around for a very long time. But anyway, one of those dresses will set you back like 500 bucks, I think. And I would really like to buy quite a few of those dresses. People have been asking me for like six months, a year. I get comments every day, Alex, please review Selkie.

但我轉念一想，不行，不行。像這樣有巨大蓬鬆袖子和大裙襬的牛奶女式連衣裙。我不認為這個設計有任何人擁有版權。我覺得這種設計已經存在很久了。但不管怎麼說，一條這樣的裙子要500美元吧。我真的很想買幾條這樣的裙子人們已經問了我半年或一年了我每天都收到評論，亞歷克斯，請評論塞爾克。

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Please buy the puff dress. And I'd like to, but also I could really only justify buying one of them. And that's not really content. So my thoughts were, if I post this video here and use the ad revenue from this, can probably put that toward buying this Selkie puff dress and maybe a couple of other things. But what I've bought today, these are probably the cheapest things available on

請買那件蓬蓬裙吧。我也想買，但我真的只能買其中一件。而且那也不是真正的內容。所以我的想法是，如果我在這裡發佈這個視頻，並利用從中獲得的廣告收入，或許可以用來購買這件 Selkie 蓬蓬裙，或許還能買幾件其他的東西。但我今天買的這些東西，可能是網上最便宜的了。

Selkie. So it's not much of a haul. It's really just two things. You guys, you're my like tight knit group of friends. And I trust that you don't mind me only posting about a pair of pants and a sweatsuit. These are called the Black All Day Sweats. I got these in a size small, and these were 150 US dollars, which is 200 Australian dollars. I don't think I've ever paid so much for sweatpants. But the reason that I didn't mind splurging on them is because if you guys saw my fashion over jeans video ages ago, I got these black flared jeans, and they have rips in them. And

塞爾克所以也沒什麼收穫。其實就兩件事。你們都是我的好朋友。我相信你們不會介意我只介紹一條褲子和一件運動服。這條褲子叫 "黑色全天候運動服"。我買的是小碼，售價 150 美元，相當於 200 澳元。我想我從來沒有為運動褲花過這麼多錢。但我不介意花這麼多錢買運動褲的原因是，如果你們看過我很久以前的時尚牛仔褲視頻，我買了這條黑色喇叭牛仔褲，上面有裂痕。而且

I wear them everywhere because flared pants, my favourite thing in the world. But because they're jeans, they're not always comfortable as such. You know, when I want comfort, I mean, I really want comfort. I mean, like I want something that's soft and loose and floppy. But when I wear it out in public, it's not looking like pyjamas. So when I saw these pants, they have what looks like a really big flare to them. So they reminded me a lot of my favourite black pants that I wear everywhere, but they don't have rips in them, which means they'll keep you warm. If you guys don't know, by the way,

我到哪兒都穿，因為喇叭褲是我的最愛。但因為它們是牛仔褲，所以並不總是那麼舒適。你知道，當我想要舒適的時候，我是說，我真的想要舒適。我是說，我想要柔軟寬鬆的衣服但當我在公共場合穿著它時，它又不能看起來像睡衣。所以，當我看到這條褲子時，它看起來就像一個大喇叭。這讓我想起了我最喜歡的那條黑色褲子，我到哪兒都穿它，但它沒有裂縫，這意味著它能保暖。順便說一句，如果你們不知道的話

Selkie is actually owned and run and designed by the old owner, the owner of Wild Fox. Is that it?

實際上，Selkie 的所有者、經營者和設計者都是野狐的老主人。是這樣嗎？

Wild Fox? Or White Fox? No, Wild Fox, which was really, really big in the fashion blogging scene in like 2010. And I loved it. And I own a couple of pieces that I got on eBay, secondhand, really cheap. I've never bought a new piece of Wild Fox clothing. But I think that the person that started

野狐？還是白狐？不，野狐狸，2010年的時候在時尚博客圈非常非常火。我很喜歡它。我有幾件衣服是在易趣上買的，二手的，非常便宜。我從沒買過一件新的 Wild Fox 服裝。但我認為，創辦

Wild Fox also started Selkie. And there's a lot of similar themes and crossovers between the two. So I do expect these things to be just as good, if not better than what Wild Fox was. And I love the quality of Wild Fox. Now the pants, just pulled them out of the bag. And they do feel luxurious.

野狐》也是《賽爾琪》的開山之作。兩者之間有很多相似的主題和交叉點。是以，我期待這些作品能夠和《野狐》一樣出色，甚至更好。我喜歡《野狐》的品質。褲子剛從袋子裡拿出來。感覺確實很奢華。

They feel really, really soft. They're really stretchy by the looks of this. And they've got a little drawstring, a big drawstring, a very big drawstring. It's got hardware on it. It's got a metal clasp in here. Hey, look, I would have been very disappointed. Well, not disappointed. But if that was just some sort of dingy plastic, I would have been like, you're charging $150 US. This drawstring is elastic, it stretches a lot. First impressions, this actually feels really, really good. Feels very good. In fact, so good that I'm going to put them on. Oh, I like them. Oh, they're cozy. They're not as thick or as warm as I thought that they were going to be. They're actually very thin, but they feel really, really nice. I went into a store and I was just looking to buy some new pants. I'd pay $80 for these, I'd say. The $200 price tag, it might be a sustainable brand, at which point it makes sense that they charge more. These are now officially the most expensive pants

感覺非常非常柔軟。看起來還挺有彈性的上面有一個小抽繩 一個大抽繩 一個非常大的抽繩上面還有五金件這裡有個金屬扣嘿，聽著，我會很失望的 Hey, look, I would have been very disappointed.好吧 不是失望但如果這只是個破塑膠袋，我就會說，你要價150美元。這個抽繩是有彈性的，可以拉得很長。第一印象是，它的手感真的非常非常好。感覺非常好。事實上，好到我都要穿上了。哦，我喜歡哦，它們很舒適。不像我想象的那麼厚那麼暖和它們其實很薄，但感覺非常非常好。我走進一家商店，想買幾條

I own. I actually don't want to take them off. They're extremely comfortable, but I do have something else to show you. The next thing, I was very confused about this. This here, I really hope is what it was advertised as. They had this pastel two-piece set in these pictures. And I thought, oh yeah, that's a tracksuit set. And it was $250. And then a bit further down on the page, they had the same thing, the hoodie, and it was almost the same price as what looked like a two-piece set. And I thought, no, no, that can't be right, surely. Have they written the description wrong? Is that the price for just the pants and that's the price of the top? Or are they charging the same amount for a two-piece set as they are for the top on its own? Or maybe the top is different. Maybe there's something different about it. I don't know. I'm under the impression that I've bought a two-piece set here. So if only one thing comes out of this bag, I'm either done or they've written the wrong thing on their website. Aha, it's two pieces. Yes. And it's incredible. Holy ****. Oh God, this is worth every cent. Every cent. I wish you could touch this. It's so nice.

我擁有。事實上，我不想脫下它們。它們非常舒服，但我還有別的東西要給你看。接下來，我對這個很疑惑。我真的希望這就是廣告上說的那個東西。圖片上有一套粉色的兩件套我想，哦，對了，那是運動服套裝。而且要 250 美元。然後再往下看，他們有同樣的東西，連帽衫，價格幾乎和看起來像兩件套的東西一樣。我想，不，不，這肯定不對。他們是不是把說明寫錯了？難道這只是褲子的價格，而這是上衣的價格？還是兩件套的價格和上衣的價格一樣？又或者上衣是不同的。也許有什麼不同之處。我也不知道。我覺得我買的是兩件套。所以，如果這個包裡只有一件

What is this fabric? 70% modal? M-O-D-A-L? Modal. 26% cotton and 4% spandex. What's modal? I've never heard of that before. Says you can work, feast, drink, party, protest, dance, cry, read, swipe, date, love, fight, sleep, breakfast, Netflix, and chill in me. But after all that fun, please give me the care I need in a cold bath. That's adorable. Okay, so this two-piece set,

這是什麼面料？70% 莫代爾？M-O-D-A-L？莫代爾26%棉和4%氨綸莫代爾是什麼？我從來沒聽說過說你可以在我身上工作、大吃大喝、開派對、抗議、跳舞、哭泣、閱讀、刷卡、約會、戀愛、吵架、睡覺、吃早餐、看 Netflix 和放鬆。但在所有這些樂趣之後，請給我洗個冷水澡，給我需要的關懷。太可愛了好吧，那麼這套兩件套、

I think $250 US dollars, I think it was, which is maybe like, I think it's $320 Australian dollars, which would maybe if you just divided the cost in half, you could say, yeah, maybe it's like 100 and something per piece. These feel so nice. That brings the cost of this to basically like 150 bucks. And this Nike thing that I'm wearing, I think this cost more than that from ASOS. This, compared to this, it's like food court sushi versus sushi in Japan. Weird analogy, I know.

我想應該是 250 美元吧，也就是 320 澳元，如果你把成本對半分，你可以說，是的，每件 100 澳元。這些感覺真不錯。這樣算下來，這雙鞋的價格基本在 150 澳元左右。我穿的這件耐克 我覺得從ASOS買的比這貴多了這個和這個比起來 就像是美食廣場的壽司和日本的壽司一樣我知道這個比喻很奇怪

Anyway, I'm not wearing a bra, so I'm just going to disappear over there and make sure you can't see me in the reflection of the mirror. Okay, don't, sorry. I'm just going to be one moment.

總之，我沒穿胸罩，所以我得消失在那裡 確保你從鏡子的反光裡看不到我。好吧，不，對不起。我就待一會兒

Please hold. Please hold while I put this. Oh my God. It's so stretchy. It's so nice.

請稍等請等一下，我把這個放進去我的天啊 Oh my God.好有彈性太舒服了

Wow. Okay, wait, wait. My head is stuck in the hood. Hang on. Wait. Oh God. Hang on.

哇哦好吧，等等，等等我的頭卡在引擎蓋裡了堅持住 Hang on.Hang on. Wait.Oh God.堅持住 Hang on.

Ah, I can't see. I can't see anything. Wait, hang on.

啊，我看不見了。什麼都看不見等等

I, my, this is a hood here and it's, it's so stretchy that it's kind of like stuck. Hang on.

我，我，這是一個兜帽，它是，它是如此有彈性，有點像卡住了。堅持住 Hang on.

This is amazing. I haven't even looked at myself in the mirror yet. I don't even know what I look like.

太神奇了我都還沒照過鏡子呢。我都不知道自己長什麼樣。

Oh, wow. This is my favorite thing in the world. You can't change my mind. Never in my life have

哦，哇這是我最喜歡的東西你無法改變我的想法我這輩子從沒

I purchased something that brings me as much joy as this. Maybe aside from Archie. This is under, undervalued. If this was like 500 bucks for this sweatsuit, I'd be like, yeah, it's a designer sweatsuit and it's incredible. Makes sense. It's so cozy. I haven't looked at myself with the pants on yet. So I don't know if it's, it's probably a little bit too much, right? Oh, I love it.

我買到了能帶給我如此多快樂的東西。也許除了阿奇這東西被低估瞭如果這件運動服要500塊 我就會說 這是件設計師設計的運動服 太不可思議了有道理太舒適了我還沒看過自己穿上褲子的樣子 I haven't looked at myself with the pants on yet.所以我不知道這是不是 太誇張了，對吧？哦，我喜歡它。

I love it. But you know what? This is quite a lot. Like all of this at once. I actually think with the black pants, probably easier for me to wear if I'm going out somewhere. If I'm at home, there is going to be no stopping me from lounging in this. Oh my God. I don't think I've ever felt so comfortable in my entire life. I'm wearing thermals under the pants, but I'm not wearing anything at all under the top. It's just, I love it. And it's the softest thing I've ever felt against my skin in my life. This is my favorite thing. My favorite thing. I, what was the fabric

我很喜歡但你知道嗎？這可真不少就像所有這些同時出現實際上，我覺得如果我穿黑色褲子出門，可能會更方便一些。如果我在家裡，我就不能穿著它閒逛了。 If I'm at home, there is going to be no stopping me from lounging in this.我的天啊我覺得我這輩子都沒這麼舒服過。我在褲子裡穿了保暖內衣 但上衣裡面什麼都沒穿我愛死它了這是我這輩子感覺最柔軟的衣服了這是我最喜歡的東西我最喜歡的東西是什麼面料

I see? It was called moto or something. I'm going to put a thing up there about whatever that is, because I don't know what that is. But anyway, I'm going to zoom you back in now. I'm impressed.

我明白了？它叫 "摩托 "什麼的我要在上面寫個關於那個東西的東西 因為我不知道那是什麼東西總之，我要把你放大了我很感動

I'm really, really, really impressed. And I hope that this video gets enough views so that I can earn some ad revenue that I can dump straight back into buying more stuff from Selkie. They have this, they got a dress called the Romance Novel. I think that's what it's called. Something like that.

我真的非常非常非常感動。我希望這個視頻能有足夠的瀏覽量，這樣我就能賺到一些廣告收入，可以直接倒騰回去買塞爾克更多的東西。他們有一件衣服叫 "浪漫小說"。我想是這麼叫的。差不多吧。

It's just glorious. To me, that design is much nicer than the puff dress. Like the puff dress is cute. Yes. But I think there's other dresses that are on the website that are just so nice but each dress is, you know, at least 300, 400, 500. It's not the sort of company that I can really buy five pieces, 10 pieces from, but I would like to.

真是光彩奪目。對我來說，這個設計比蓬蓬裙好看多了。就像蓬蓬裙很可愛一樣。沒錯但我覺得網站上的其他裙子也很好看，但每件裙子至少要300、400、500塊。這不是那種我真的能買五件十件的公司，但我還是想買。

Guys, I have amazing news. Oh my God. So it's been a little while since I bought my first two Selkie items. And here I was daydreaming about buying myself a puff dress or paying my mortgage. And now thanks to Skillshare, I don't have to make that choice. Yes, that's right. Skillshare stepped in and saved the day. They sent me an email and told me that they wanted to sponsor a video. And I thought amazing. This is a great brand and I can use the sponsorship money to buy some dresses from Selkie.

夥計們，我有個驚人的消息我的天啊自從我買了前兩件 Selkie 的東西，已經有一段時間了。我還在做白日夢，想給自己買件蓬蓬裙，或者還房貸。現在多虧了 Skillshare，我不用再做這樣的選擇了。是的，沒錯。Skillshare 挽救了我。他們給我發了一封電子郵件，告訴我他們想贊助一個視頻。我當時就覺得太棒了。這是個很好的品牌，我可以用贊助費買幾條 Selkie 的裙子。

So thanks to Skillshare, I was able to buy two beautiful, glorious, magnificent $500 dresses.

多虧了 Skillshare，我才買到了兩件價值 500 美元的漂亮、光彩、華麗的裙子。

So let's have a little talk about Skillshare first, and then I will show you the glorious, the most highly anticipated, the most luxurious and opulent spectacle of lockdown.

是以，讓我們先來談談 Skillshare，然後我將向你們展示最輝煌、最令人期待、最豪華、最富麗堂皇的封鎖場面。

So I've been in lockdown since June. Yeah. I haven't left my house once. In fact, I haven't even left my driveway. So I've done my living room up quite nicely, hoping to do the dresses justice. So with that, let me tell you guys about Skillshare. Skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of classes available to help people explore new interests and get lost in creativity. Like a lot of people in lockdown, I've been taking this time to get into some new hobbies and learn some new skills. And if you guys don't already know, I have a plant Instagram account called PastelPlantsPlease. Up until recently, I would have considered myself a bit of an amateur as far as plants go. I bought a bunch of them, tried to keep them alive. Some of them succeeded, some of them not so much. But with courses on Skillshare, like indoor gardening, grow houseplants, veggies, and herbs, I've been able to pick up so many incredible tips and tricks for helping my plants to thrive. Check out my chain of hearts. Doesn't it look glorious? My

我從六月起就被關禁閉了是啊，我一次都沒離開過我家事實上，我連車道都沒離開過所以我把我的客廳佈置得很不錯 希望能把這些裙子打扮得漂漂亮亮的 So I've done my living room up quite nicely, hoping to do the dresses justice.說到這裡，讓我來向你們介紹一下 Skillshare。Skillshare 是一個在線學習社區，有成千上萬的課程可供選擇，幫助人們探索新的興趣，迷失在創意中。和很多被關在禁閉室裡的人一樣，我也在利用這段時間培養一些新

Peperomia Pink Lady has never looked better. And my little sad boy Fiddle Leaf Fig has a chance now of looking something like this enormous fake one that I purchased because the little one just wasn't growing. Skillshare has thousands of incredible courses curated for you by professionals in the field. Ekta Chowdhury has a PhD in ecology, so you can see why I would trust her to teach me everything she knows about plants. There's no ads on Skillshare and they're always launching new classes. So whether you're a green thumb or you're just trying to keep your first houseplant alive,

粉紅女郎（Peperomia Pink Lady）從來沒有這麼漂亮過。我那棵傷心的小無花果現在有機會看起來像這棵巨大的假無花果了，因為我買的那棵小無花果根本長不大。Skillshare 有成千上萬門令人難以置信的課程，由該領域的專業人士為您精心策劃。Ekta Chowdhury 擁有生態學博士學位，所以你可以理解為什麼我會信任她，讓她教我她所知道的關於植物的一切。Skillshare 上沒有廣告，而且他們一直在推出新課程。是以，無論您是綠拇指，還是隻是想讓您的第一盆盆栽植物活起來、

Skillshare can help you discover your potential. The first 1000 subscribers of mine to click the link in the description box below will get a one month free trial of Skillshare. So don't forget to head to the link in my description box below and the first 1000 people to use it will get one month free with Skillshare. So thank you so much, Skillshare, for sponsoring today's video, because if you hadn't, I wouldn't have been able to buy these. Here they are, my friends. And are they not glorious? I know that I said I was eyeing off the Selkie puff dress, but yes, Selkie makes it and does it very, very, very well. But I thought, look, if I'm going to be spending $1,000, I want to make sure that I'm getting something that is so uniquely Selkie that no one else sells it. Or if they do, it's nowhere near as nice. I've had my eye on this dress for,

Skillshare 可以幫助您發掘自己的潛力。點擊下方描述框中鏈接的前 1000 名訂閱者將獲得一個月的 Skillshare 免費試用期。是以，別忘了點擊我下面描述框中的鏈接，前 1000 名使用該鏈接的用戶將獲得一個月的 Skillshare 免費試用期。非常感謝 Skillshare 贊助今天的視頻，否則我就買不到這些東西了。朋友們，它們來了。它們是不是很棒？我知道我說過我看上了 Selkie 的蓬蓬裙，沒錯，Selkie 做的，而且做得非常、非常、非常好。但我想，聽著，如果我要花 1000 美元

I think it's been about a year. It always comes in and out of pre-order. You can never just buy it outright. You can't just go on the Selkie website and pick this dress and just pay for it and they send it to you. It's always a pre-order. So I went to pre-order it and had kind of a hard time picking the size that I was going to wear. I would normally wear an extra small and I took my measurements and I looked at it on their size chart and it looked as though I was actually an extra, extra small in this dress. Fingers crossed it actually fits because this dress was $434.

我想已經有一年了。它總是在預購中進進出出。你永遠無法直接購買。你不能直接上 Selkie 網站，然後選中這件衣服，付了錢他們就會寄給你。它總是需要預購的。所以，我去預購的時候，很難選擇我要穿的尺寸。我通常穿特小號的衣服，我量了一下尺寸，然後在他們的尺寸表上看了看，好像我穿這件衣服實際上是特小特小號的。但願它真的合身，因為這條裙子的價格是 434 美元。

My first thoughts right off the bat about this dress are, it feels so luxurious. Look at this beautiful chiffon. It's got lace around the edges of the sleeves. It's super, super stretchy. This elastic is, well, you know what? It's giving me hope. We've got a little bow at the back here and the skirt. Oh my God. Talk about voluminous. There is so much going on here. This is a huge skirt.

我對這條裙子的第一感覺就是，它太奢華了。看看這美麗的雪紡。袖子邊緣有蕾絲花邊。彈力超強這個鬆緊帶，你知道嗎？它給了我希望後面有個小蝴蝶結 還有裙子我的天啊說到豐滿這裡的東西太多了這裙子真大

It's a very, very heavy dress. We've got layer one, layer two, layer three, and that's it. There's three layers. This seems too small. I feel like I've been lied to about the measurements. All right, here goes. I'm partially in it, but moment of truth. Will it zip all the way up?

這是一件非常非常厚重的衣服。第一層，第二層，第三層，就這樣一共三層看起來太小了我覺得我在尺寸上被騙了 I feel like I've been lied to about the measurements.好吧，就這樣我穿了一部分，但關鍵時刻拉鍊能拉上嗎？

I haven't been lied to. Okay. Oh my God. Okay. I haven't looked in the mirror yet.

我沒被騙好吧天啊 - 好吧我還沒照鏡子呢

What do you think? Can you leave a comment down below and tell me before I've seen myself? If you were here right now, if we weren't in lockdown and we were hanging out right now, what would you say? Would you be like, oh, it's beautiful? Or would you be like, you look ridiculous? Are you hosting a six-year-old's birthday party? Oh, it's so angelic.

你覺得怎麼樣？你能在下面留言，在我看到自己之前告訴我嗎？如果你現在在這裡，如果我們沒有被封鎖，我們現在在一起，你會說什麼？你會說，哦，真漂亮？還是說你看起來很可笑？你是在給一個六歲小孩開生日派對嗎？哦，真像天使

Oh my God. Puff dress who? I hereby renounce my title as mother of birds and instead claim my rightful role as queen of the realm. Let me say this. If you are down to your last $500 and you need to choose between rent, food, medical bills, or this dress, I'm not going to advise you either way. I'm not a qualified financial advisor, but I am qualified in fashion.

我的天啊誰是蓬蓬裙？我在此放棄鳥類之母的頭銜，轉而要求成為王國的女王。請允許我這麼說。如果你只剩下最後 500 美元，需要在房租、食物、醫療費和這條裙子之間做出選擇，我不會給你任何建議。我不是一個合格的財務顧問，但我在時尚方面是合格的。

I may be inclined to lean towards selfie. If you were wearing this dress, yes, you've just spent your last dollar on it, but feeling like a million dollars is surely worth it.

我可能會傾向於自拍。如果你穿著這條裙子，是的，你剛花了最後一美元買下它，但感覺自己像個百萬富翁肯定是值得的。

Let's get onto the practical stuff here because as much as I adore it and as glorious and opulent as it is, there's a couple of things that you may want to consider before you choose this dress over paying the rent. I'm quite tall. I think I'm about 5'7", 5'8". Even if I wore the highest heels I own, being my pole dancing boots from Wish, stay tuned for my next video, pole dancing in a selkie dress wearing boots from Wish. I'm now six feet tall and the dress is still dragging on the ground. I suppose if you are capable of walking in 10-inch heels and you're taller than 5'6", then you can wear this without it dragging through the mud.

我們還是說說實用的東西吧，雖然我很喜歡它，雖然它光彩奪目、富麗堂皇，但在你選擇這條裙子而不是付房租之前，你可能需要考慮一些事情。我很高。我想我大概有 5 英尺 7 英寸或 5 英尺 8 英寸。即使我穿上我擁有的最高跟的高跟鞋，即 Wish 的鋼管舞靴，請繼續關注我的下一個視頻，穿著 Wish 的鋼管舞靴，穿著賽爾琪裙跳鋼管舞。我現在有六英尺高，但裙子還是拖在地上。我想，如果你能穿 10 英寸的高跟鞋走路，而且身高超過 5 英尺 6 英寸，那麼你就可以穿上它，而不會拖泥帶水。

Where you would want to wear a dress like this, I am yet to understand. Prom, sorry, we call it formal here in Australia, we don't call it prom. I don't know if we avoid calling it prom because prom is distinctly American and we try to avoid anything American, aside from all of your movies and TV shows and music. But would you wear this to your school formal, guys, if you're Australian?

你怎麼會想穿這樣的裙子，我還沒搞明白。舞會，對不起，在澳洲我們稱之為正式舞會，我們不叫它舞會。我不知道我們之所以不叫畢業舞會，是不是因為畢業舞會帶有明顯的美國特色，除了你們的電影、電視劇和音樂之外，我們儘量避免任何美國元素。但如果你是澳大利亞人，你會穿這件衣服參加學校的正式舞會嗎？

Would you wear it to your prom if you were American? I would. If I'd had the opportunity to go to one, I most certainly would have wanted to... No, hang on, I was going to say I would have wanted to wear a dress like this, but... Wish shoes. Oh God. When I was around prom age,

如果你是美國人，你會穿著它參加畢業舞會嗎？我會的如果我有機會參加舞會，我肯定會想...不，等等，我本來想說我想穿這樣的裙子，但是...許願鞋天啊我在舞會上的時候

I was still a goth, so I probably would have wanted to wear a black dress with spikes.

我當時還是個哥特人，所以可能會想穿一件帶尖刺的黑裙子。

But nevertheless, aside from prom or perhaps a wedding or a photo shoot or a very bougie garden party, it is the sort of dress that you're going to spend a huge amount of money on and probably not wear all that often. It's comfortable enough. The elastic is a little bit tight, kind of cutting off my circulation, but who needs arms anyway? Another problem that I'm finding is that despite the elastic being tight on my arms, it's not quite tight enough here. It is falling down to what is about to be condemned by Susan. The other problem is, for me at least, with my body shape, this little waistline here that has the bow around it is actually sitting on my rib cage. Now, my waist is here. This is the thinnest part of my waist. So ideally, I would like this to be sitting around my waist like that. But if I pull it down to where my waist sits, suddenly it's way, way, way too low here. Something has also just occurred to me that I'm standing here 10 inches taller than I was before, and I'm not sure if my head is actually in frame.

不過，除了舞會、婚禮、攝影或非常奢華的花園派對之外，你可能會花大價錢買下這種裙子，而且可能不會經常穿。它足夠舒適。鬆緊帶有點緊，有點影響我的血液循環，不過誰還需要胳膊呢？我發現的另一個問題是，儘管胳膊上的鬆緊帶很緊，但這裡還不夠緊。它正在往下掉，就像蘇珊要譴責的那樣。另一個問題是，至少對我來說，以我的體形，這個有蝴蝶結環繞的小腰線實際上是坐在我的肋骨上。現在，我的腰在這裡。這是我腰部最細的部分。所以，理想情況下，我希望它就像這樣圍著我的腰。但如果我把它拉到我腰部的位置，它就會突然變得太低了。我還突然想到，

My husband is working from home. He has been for two months. We've had to do a little bit of shuffling of furniture so that he can have an office that I can film without his colleagues hearing me. I can't hear him on the call at the moment, so I'm going to call him up and see what he said.

我丈夫在家工作。他已經在家工作兩個月了。我們不得不重新擺放了一些傢俱，這樣他就有了一個辦公室，我可以在他的同事聽不到我說話的情況下進行拍攝。我現在聽不到他打電話的聲音，所以我要給他打個電話，看看他說了些什麼。

Dan? Dan knows that I wouldn't be distracting him from work if it weren't a very important cause.

丹？丹知道，如果不是非常重要的事，我是不會讓他分心的。

I like that you've chosen a nice accessory to compliment my outfit.

Does it suit? It does, it looks really good.

合適嗎？是的，看起來很不錯。

We get a little spin. I don't know about that. Do you know what I'm wearing underneath this?

我們得到了一點旋轉。這我就不知道了你知道我裡面穿的是什麼嗎？

Yeah, I'll stay really still, and then you can just do like a one of these, and then you can speed it up to make it look like that.

是的，我會一動不動，然後你可以像這樣做一個，然後你可以加快速度，使它看起來像這樣。

Oh, that's a good idea. No, really, actually, here, you hold. You know how we practiced when we didn't dance at our wedding? Ready? Wait, hang on. Is it up? Did you want to dance at our wedding?

哦，這主意不錯不，真的，實際上，這裡，你拿著你知道我們在婚禮上沒跳舞時 是怎麼練習的嗎？準備好了嗎？等等好了嗎？你想在我們的婚禮上跳舞嗎？

No. We didn't even have a dance floor. We were like, no, thank you.

不，我們連舞池都沒有。我們就說，不用了，謝謝

No, thank you. So you go like this. Yeah.

Wait, hang on. That wasn't too bad. Okay, if I fall, you better catch me.

等等還不算太糟好吧，如果我掉下去，你最好接住我

If you fall, I will catch you. I'll be waiting. Those dumb wish shoes.

如果你摔倒了，我會接住你。我會等著你這雙愚蠢的許願鞋

Please sit me in the chair. Oh, God, I'm dizzy.

請讓我坐在椅子上天哪，我頭暈

You agree I am queen of the realm, am I not?

你同意我是王國的女王，不是嗎？

Yes. Yeah. So you know how we have a mortgage to pay? Correct.

是啊你知道我們要還房貸嗎？知道

How many repayments of our mortgage would you be willing to skip to afford this dress?

為了買得起這件衣服，您願意放棄多少期的房貸？

Is that a trick question? What do you think it's worth?

這是個陷阱問題嗎？你認為它值多少錢？

Okay. Also, just so you know, Skillshare sponsored this video, so we didn't have to miss any mortgage repayments, but the viewers out there, some of them may have to forego their rent to afford this.

好的。另外，我想告訴大家，Skillshare 贊助了這段視頻，所以我們不必錯過任何按揭還款，但觀眾們可能要放棄房租才能負擔得起這段視頻。

Like we did for your wedding dress. Like we did for the wedding dress.

就像我們為你的婚紗做的那樣就像我們為婚紗做的一樣

800美元，600到800美元，差不多吧。

$600 to $800. Australian dollars at $470.

600 至 800 美元。澳元為 470 美元。

It's not often that Daniel would justify triple digits for dresses.

丹尼爾很少會為三位數的禮服辯護。

Only the wedding dress, really. Pretty well, just the wedding dress.

只有婚紗，真的。很好，只有婚紗。

That's the only one. But if there's a 20 year old out there that wants to get this for her 21st birthday party, you remember what I wore to my 21st birthday party.

這是唯一一件。但如果有 20 歲的女孩想在 21 歲生日派對上穿這件衣服，你還記得我在 21 歲生日派對上穿的衣服嗎？

赫敏-格蘭傑？ Hermione Granger?不，是你

What? I was Black Widow, you were Ron Weasley.

什麼 我是黑寡婦 你是羅恩-韋斯萊

Oh. Yeah, I'd say if it was like a, what we call a year 12 formal or a, what do you call them?

哦是啊，我想說，如果是像我們所說的 12 年級的正式課程 或者你怎麼稱呼他們？

舞會，我們剛剛討論過這個問題。

A prom sort of event, like, yeah, it's definitely worth it.

舞會之類的活動，是的，絕對值得。

If I was to buy a suit, that would cost me more.

如果我要買一套西裝，花費會更多。

Actually, yeah, like a nice suit. Well, when we've had weddings in the past and you needed to buy a suit for a wedding, we paid like $500 for a two piece suit.

事實上，是的，就像一套漂亮的西裝。過去我們辦婚禮的時候 你需要為婚禮買一套西裝 我們花了500美元買了一套兩件套的西裝

Yeah, yeah, when you put it in that sort of context.

是啊，是啊，如果你把它放在那種背景下。

Mind you, like, the suit's good for, like, formals, it's good for job interviews, it's good for going out to dinner, it's good for funerals.

提醒你一下，西裝適合正式場合，適合求職面試，適合外出就餐，適合葬禮。

Are you saying that this dress is not good for job interviews?

你是說這件衣服不適合求職面試嗎？

Miss Pastel, I see that you've applied for the role of mother of birds.

Pastel 小姐，我看到你已經申請了鳥媽媽的角色。

Well, my experience in the field extends back at least 25 years.

我在這方面的經驗至少可以追溯到 25 年前。

My first budgerigar was given to me when I was three years old.

我的第一隻虎皮鸚鵡是在我三歲時送給我的。

Her name is Snowflake, and she was 18 when she died.

Now, historically, if you look at the average age of a budgerigar, they tend to only live between nine and 13 years.

從歷史上看，虎皮鸚鵡的平均壽命一般只有 9 到 13 年。

So, I am definitively able to prove that I can look after budgerigars, or parakeets, as they are known in the northern hemisphere,

是以，我可以明確地證明，我可以照顧虎皮鸚鵡，也就是北半球所稱的鸚鵡、

So, yeah, you may not be able to wear it to a job interview.

所以，是的，你可能不能穿著它去求職面試。

It may not be as versatile as a suit, but it's glorious.

它可能沒有西裝那麼多才多藝，但卻光彩奪目。

不要為你所從事的工作而打扮。