Name: 堅強的國王：你的魚有多大？ (Stay Strong King: How Big Is Your Fish?)
Uploaded: 2025-05-09T02:43:19.000Z
Duration: 3 min 5 s

All right, so you're all checked out for Lake Arrowhead's 15th annual fishing competition.

好了，箭嘴湖第 15 屆年度釣魚比賽已經全部結束。

First place is actually a cabin for the weekend and $10,000 cash.

第一名可獲得一間週末小屋和 10,000 美元現金。

That should be more than enough for drinks Friday night at 7:00.

週五晚上 7:00 的酒水應該綽綽有餘。

Do you know any beautiful women around the lake who might be interested?

你知道湖邊有哪些美女可能感興趣嗎？

All right, so we got your name, fishing license, and contact information.

好了，我們拿到了你的姓名、釣魚執照和聯繫方式。

Oh wait, duh, we need to submit your biggest catch.

哦，等等，咄，我們需要提交你最大的收穫。

You know, like the length and weight of the biggest fish you caught today.

比如你今天釣到的最大一條魚的長度和重量。

Because you signed up for a fishing competition.

Based on size, so if you want to compete, we need to know how big your fish is.

是以，如果您想參賽，我們需要知道您的魚有多大。

然後你就可以把大魚放進去了。

Can you just give me a number in pounds and a number in inches for how big your fish is?

你能給我一個磅數和英寸數，說明你的魚有多大嗎？

No, the size of your fish doesn't matter to me.

不，你的魚的大小對我來說並不重要。

So you'd be satisfied with a little fish like this?

所以，你會滿足於這樣一條小魚嗎？

You know, I'm starting to think you have a small fish.

Bro, I got such a big fish that you can have all you can eat sushi.

兄弟，我有這麼大一條魚，你可以盡情享用壽司。

You're on the phone with the fisherman from Jaws?

你在跟《大白鯊》裡的漁夫打電話？

Yeah, it's so big, honestly, sometimes I have trouble sleeping.

是啊，它太大了，說實話，有時候我都睡不好覺。

My fish was the size of a ooh, barracuda.

There's not even barracudas in this lake.

I'm just trying to do my job, I need to know how big your fish is so we could both continue on with our day.

我只是想做好我的工作，我需要知道你的魚有多大，這樣我們才能繼續我們的一天。

I'm afraid when I tell you how big my fish like actually is, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday night at 7:00.

恐怕當我告訴你我喜歡的魚到底有多大的時候，你就不會想在週五晚上 7 點和我一起喝酒了。

You probably see all these professional fishermen come in with just big fishes.

你可能會看到所有這些專業漁民都是帶著大魚來的。

I don't know if I could compete with that.

Listen, it's not about the size of the fish, it's about the man holding the fishing pole.

聽著，魚的大小並不重要，重要的是拿魚竿的人。

Okay, well, in that case, um, the size of my fish is no way.

好吧，這樣的話，嗯，我的魚的大小就沒辦法了。

Me and this guy, we used to go on fishing trips all the time.

我和這個傢伙以前經常去釣魚。

But he would only catch the little micro fishies.

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