How long has it been?

有多久了？

Four and a half year-ish?

四年半左右？

From the day of our spawning, I went through our entire chat log.

從我們產卵那天起，我翻看了我們的全部聊天記錄。

Damn, everything?

該死的，什麼都有？

Everything.

所有東西

Every DM that we've sent to each other.

我們發給對方的每一張 DM。

I didn't do, like, other server-y type stuff, I only did our personal stuff.

我不做其他服務器類型的事情，我只做我們個人的事情。

And I'm here to leak the DM.

我是來洩露DM的。

No!

不

All of the secrets shall be revealed!

所有祕密都將揭曉！

Oh no, I don't remember.

哦，不，我不記得了。

I don't even remember what I did yesterday.

我甚至不記得昨天做了什麼。

I don't even remember what I did four years ago.

我甚至不記得自己四年前做了什麼。

Also, these are old messages, so these are really only from 2020 to 2022.

此外，這些都是舊資訊，所以實際上只是 2020 年至 2022 年的資訊。

I wanted these to be old.

我希望這些都是舊的。

This is, like, when we first met.

這就像我們第一次見面時一樣。

The Naked Gura incident.

裸體古拉事件

When was that?

什麼時候的事？

Wait.

等等。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

I think I have a picture of that somewhere.

我想我有一張這樣的照片。

Still?

還在嗎？

Um, it's on my other hard drive, I don't have it connected to my computer.

嗯，它在我的另一個硬盤上，我沒有把它連接到我的電腦上。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

And here it is!

就在這裡！

No, I don't have it either.

不，我也沒有。

No, I don't have it, yeah.

不，我沒有，是的。

Sorry, chat.

對不起，哈拉。

Sorry, not this time.

對不起，這次不行。

It exists, though.

但它確實存在。

Alright, let's start with the first one.

好吧，讓我們從第一個開始。

Oh, it's cute!

哦，真可愛！

Oh, hey!

哦，嘿

Nice.

不錯。

Wake up!

醒醒

Do you have Smash?

你有 Smash 嗎？

What is this?

這是什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I didn't wake up.

我沒有醒來。

And then I did, and then...

然後我做到了，然後......

I wanted to know if you had Smash, I guess.

我想知道你是否有 Smash。

Oh, yeah, this is, like, an hour after I called you.

哦，對了，這是我給你打電話一小時後的事了

You didn't even pick up, but...

你甚至沒有接，但...

The only thing you messaged me is, do you have Smash?

你給我的唯一資訊是，你有 Smash 嗎？

Not even a good morning!

連個早安都沒有

I'm surprised you didn't flame me, like... Why didn't you pick up?

我很驚訝你居然沒罵我，比如...... 你為什麼不接電話？

Nah, I probably...

不，我可能...

I mean, I don't even remember what I was calling you for.

我的意思是，我甚至不記得我打電話給你是為了什麼。

It's early in the morning, so...

現在是清晨，所以...

I don't know either.

我也不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I could see it being, yeah, a meeting.

是的，我可以看到它是一個會議。

An idol meeting.

偶像見面會

An idol meeting?

偶像見面會？

Wait, which one?

等等，哪個？

Wait, the bathroom one?

等等，浴室那個？

No, no.

不，不

Wake up, Gura, I'm calling you so you can go to an idol meeting with me.

醒醒，古拉，我給你打電話，讓你和我一起去參加偶像見面會。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

No, no, not that one.

不，不，不是那個。

The real one?

真正的那個？

Yeah.

是啊

I see.

我明白了

A real one.

一個真正的

Okay.

好的

Oh!

哦！

What is that?

那是什麼？

This is art.

這就是藝術。

I wonder...

我想知道

You might be here watching this, Bongo.

你可能在這裡看這個，Bongo.

Ame and I, we send each other a lot of art.

阿梅和我，我們互相寄了很多藝術品。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

Your expression in this is funny.

你的表情很有趣。

I can't even see the expression, it's just like...

我甚至看不清表情，就好像......

You look annoyed.

你看起來很惱火。

Yeah, understandable.

是的，可以理解。

I can relate.

我感同身受。

I will say, it was kind of difficult trying to find art of us for this stream thumbnail that was not us kissing.

我想說的是，要為我們的流媒體縮略圖找到不是我們接吻的照片還真有點困難。

To some capacity.

在某種程度上

What's wrong with you guys?

你們怎麼了？

You know, my rigger mama also rigged one of your things, so we're kind of like related.

你知道嗎，我的鑽機媽媽也鑽過你的一個鑽機，所以我們有點像親戚。

Oh, okay, so that would be...

哦，好吧，那就是......

Okay.

好的

Yeah, yeah, you guys are sick.

是啊，是啊，你們真變態

So we're sisters.

所以我們是姐妹

In a weird way.

以一種奇怪的方式。

Yeah, well, maybe we're like cousins.

是啊，也許我們就像表兄弟一樣。

Did we read a route on the stream for me?

我們在溪流上為我讀了一條路線嗎？

On the first day of the new year...

新年第一天...

You sent me a message asking if I will eat a raw onion.

你給我發了一條資訊，問我會不會吃生洋蔥。

No happy new year, no how are you.

沒有新年快樂，沒有你好嗎。

I think I was probably streaming during this.

我想我當時可能正在流淚。

All girls are like onions.

所有女孩都像洋蔥

Should I tell the other EN girls to eat a raw onion?

我應該告訴其他 EN 女孩吃一個生洋蔥嗎？

Should I ask Ame?

我該問阿梅嗎？

Let's ask Ame.

讓我們問問阿梅。

I was walking Bubba at the time, but she messaged me.

當時我正在遛布巴，但她給我發了資訊。

She was like, next time on the stream you gotta eat a raw onion.

她說，下次在溪邊，你得吃個生洋蔥。

I said, what?

我說，什麼？

What is this message?

這是什麼資訊？

Why did you send this to me?

你為什麼把這個寄給我？

I don't even like cooked onions.

我甚至不喜歡煮熟的洋蔥。

Why would I do that?

我為什麼要這麼做？

I think I have a raw onion now, if you want me to try.

我想我現在有一個生洋蔥，如果你想讓我試試的話。

Will you go all the way to the swamp for me?

你會為我跑到沼澤裡去嗎？

Alright, hold on one second.

好吧，等一下

For real?

真的嗎？

I am 100% sure.

我百分之百確定。

I wanted Ame to do this back then, and she was like, no.

當時我想讓阿梅做這個，她說不行。

She was so strict on it.

她管得很嚴。

No, and I'm not gonna do it.

不，我不會這麼做的。

No, I'm not gonna do it.

不，我不幹。

If she actually does it now, I'll be very very surprised.

如果她現在真的這麼做了，我會非常非常驚訝。

You're gonna make Ame cry?

你要把阿梅弄哭嗎？

No, I'm not gonna make Ame cry.

不，我不會讓阿梅哭的。

I'm just gonna give her a really bad onion breath.

我只是要給她一個非常糟糕的洋蔥口氣。

Hello, I'm back.

你好，我回來了。

Hi.

你好。

I have an onion, but it was in the fridge, so it's cold.

我有一個洋蔥，但它在冰箱裡，所以是冷的。

Alright, I'll bite it.

好吧，我咬咬牙。

Mmm, yum yum.

嗯，好吃好吃。

Oh, I don't like it.

哦，我不喜歡。

I don't like onions.

我不喜歡洋蔥。

It's spicy.

很辣。

I can't believe you did that.

真不敢相信你會這麼做

I thought you didn't do this for the...

我以為你不是為了...

It's for content.

這是為了內容。

It is!

就是這樣！

How do you feel?

你感覺如何？

My breath's gonna smell.

我的口氣會很臭

Yes, it is.

是的，就是這樣。

I don't like onions.

我不喜歡洋蔥。

Wait, how long ago was this?

等等，這是多久以前的事？

I guess over three years ago?

我猜是三年多以前吧？

Three years ago.

三年前

You finally have your content.

您終於有了自己的內容。

Hooray!

萬歲

Yay.

耶

I believe this was the second message we ever sent each other.

我相信這是我們互相發送的第二條資訊。

Oh, well, yeah.

哦，好吧，是的。

What is this referring to?

這是什麼意思？

And why is...

為什麼...

Why do I have an emote of a roach in a bed?

為什麼我的表情是床上有隻蟑螂？

I don't know.

我不知道。

And you sent it, like, right after.

然後你就寄出去了

So you had this before I even sent you roach in the bed.

所以，在我把蟑螂放到床上之前，你就有了這個。

Are you ready?

準備好了嗎？

I'm in bed still.

我還在床上

Anyways...

總之...

What is this?

這是什麼？

You got doggo ears and a gun, right?

你有狗耳朵和槍，對嗎？

When did I need this?

我什麼時候需要這個？

Oh, people think I have ears, but...

哦，人們認為我有耳朵，但是...

Nuh-uh, just bump on my head.

沒事，只是撞到了頭。

I do have a gun, yeah.

我有槍

You know the context.

你知道來龍去脈。

Is this, like, my casual outfit or something?

這是我的休閒裝嗎？

Was this, like, before the reveal of it or something?

這是在它曝光之前還是什麼時候？

Yeah.

是啊

Okay, that makes sense.

好吧，有道理。

Well, when I first read it, I didn't know that.

我第一次讀這本書時，並不知道這一點。

And it took me a second, because I said...

我愣了一下，因為我說...

Why am I asking you if you have a gun and dog ears?

我為什麼要問你有沒有槍和狗耳朵？

What were we doing?

我們在做什麼？

Like, we're about to rob a bank in disguise.

就像我們要喬裝打扮去搶銀行一樣。

We were doing a heist or something really weird in Discord.

我們在 Discord 上做了一個搶劫或其他非常奇怪的事情。

I don't know.

我不知道。

You just what?

你只是什麼？

I don't know why this was...

我不知道為什麼...

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know the context.

我不知道來龍去脈。

I like how I answered immediately.

我喜歡我立即回答的方式。

Like, I don't even know what we were doing, but...

我甚至不知道我們在做什麼，但是...

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know what this is about.

我不知道這是怎麼回事。

I'm sure you weren't being literal.

我相信你說的不是字面意思。

This is just, like, you know...

這就像，你知道...

Yeah, I know.

是的，我知道。

Somebody's definitely gonna line this up with whatever stream was on that day.

肯定會有人把它和那天的流水排在一起。

Figure it out, SuperSleuths.

自己想辦法吧，超級偵探們。

But yeah, I was hanging out in the Discord voice channel by myself, muted, doing my thing...

不過是的，我一個人在 Discord 語音頻道里靜默著，做著自己的事情...

And then, all of a sudden, I hear Watson's voice, really loud.

突然，我聽到華生的聲音，非常響亮。

And she goes, Hi!

她說，嗨

Okay, bye!

好的，再見

And then leaves.

然後離開。

And let me tell you, I...

讓我告訴你，我...

I...

I...

Screamed...

尖叫...

So loud...

這麼大聲...

She scared me so bad.

她把我嚇壞了

Bye!

再見！

Or maybe they, like, showed us something in a meeting, and it was really loud, and we were like...

或者，他們在會議上給我們看了一些東西，聲音非常大，我們就像......

Oh, I could see that.

哦，我明白了。

I could see that happening, yeah.

我覺得有可能

Someone says, well, maybe it was literal.

有人說，好吧，也許是字面意思。

I don't think you would update me on that, if that were the case.

如果是這樣的話，我想你就不會向我彙報了。

Classic.

經典。

Yeah, I randomly clicked on your stream, and...

是的，我隨機點擊了你的信息流，然後...

I think you were talking about how other people eat glue, something like that?

我想你是在說其他人是怎麼吃膠水的，類似這樣的話？

Yeah.

是啊

I was playing Minecraft.

我在玩 Minecraft。

I know that, because that's why I had a hard hat on, so...

我知道這一點，因為這就是為什麼我戴著一頂堅硬的帽子，所以...

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

That's a good one.

說得好

Oh, what's this?

哦，這是什麼？

What is that?

那是什麼？

Oh, you sent this to me.

哦，這是你寄給我的。

Yeah.

是啊

This is after our first anniversary.

這是在我們結婚一週年之後。

Ah, yeah, yeah.

啊，是啊，是啊。

Your VR chat world.

您的 VR 哈拉世界

It was the...

這是...

Was it the first time you introduced the VR chat world to...

這是您第一次將 VR 哈拉世界介紹給...

Yeah, I do remember that now.

是的，我現在想起來了。

You did this in the stream, and then we ended up doing something like that for Myth or Treat.

你在 "流 "裡做了這個，然後我們在 "神話或治療 "裡也做了類似的事情。

Yeah.

是啊

And it was inspired by, like, what you did during the stream.

它的靈感來自於，比如，你在溪流中的所作所為。

Yeah.

是啊

Ah!

啊！

Wait, what does this say?

等等，這是什麼意思？