I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy.

我告訴孩子們我把他們的萬聖節糖果全部吃掉了

-Last night we ate all your candy. -Why?

昨天晚上我們把你的糖果全部吃掉了。為什麼？

-Because it was good.

因為很好吃呀。

-You've ruined my life.

你毀了我的人生。

-Dear we ate it all while you're sleeping. -NO~~~~~~~

親愛的昨天你睡覺時我們把糖果吃掉了。不~~~

Oh, man. I want to eat it all. I'm gonna eat it all.

噢親愛的，我想要把它們全部吃掉。我要吃掉它們了

Jimmy Kimmel said I should eat all your candy.

Jimmy Kimmel 說我應該要吃掉你全部的糖果

Okay? Ok, I'm gonna eat it all. Yeah, I'm gonna eat it.

可以嗎？我要把它們全部吃掉了，我要吃掉他們。

Ok, this is for me. Well let's see. Jimmy Kimmel said I should eat this too.

這是給我的，你看！Jimmy Kimmel 也要我把這個吃掉。

Ok, I'll take all your candy.

好，我要把你的糖果都拿光。

-All of it? -All of it. -Every single bite?

- 全部？ -是的，全部。 - 每一口都吃掉？

-Yeah. -You must have a bellyache.

- 對的。 - 那你一定會肚子痛

I got hungry last night.

我昨天晚上很餓

Eat an apple.

你幹嘛不吃蘋果！

Daddy and I ate all of your candy.

爸爸和我把你們的糖果都吃掉了

Those aren't real drawers, buddy.

那些不是真的抽屜啦，小兄弟

Get out!

你出去！

Ah...ah....................................

啊........................................

We ate all the candy.

我們把你的糖果都吃掉了

We'll get more next time. Don't worry.

我們下次多買一些，別擔心

I ate all your candy.

我把你的糖果都吃掉了

That's okay.

沒關係啦

I've told you not to... I told you! I really like. Why didn't you eat something else?

我已經跟你說過了...我很喜歡那糖果。你為什麼不吃其他的東西啦

-I was hungry. -Hey... -It's not funny! Shut up. Stop laughing.

我那時候很餓呀。不要再說了不好笑，閉嘴！

- I was just joking, okay? ..... -Well still shut up and go to the other room. -Excuse me.

我剛剛只是在開玩笑....

I told you !

我跟你說過了！

You can never ever ever listen about candy.

你永遠永遠永遠不能不聽有關於糖果的事

Are you mad at me?

你在生我的氣嗎

- The whole entire bag? Yes, I'm sorry. - It's okay...It's fine...

- 你拿了整袋的糖果？是的我很抱歉。- 沒關係...我很好...

-It's fine? There's none left. -It's...it's fine. -Thank you.

- 真的沒關係嗎? 沒剩半點糖果耶! - 沒...沒關係 - 謝謝你！

Kids I got something to tell you. What?

孩子們我有話要跟你們說。什麼呀？

Mommy and daddy ate all your Halloween candy.

媽媽跟爸爸把你們的萬聖節糖果都吃掉了

XXXX you! Mother XXXXXX!

XXX！

If you did get too much candy, and you want to do some the other...

如果你真的在萬聖節拿了太多的糖果，你想拿他們做點別的事

bring it to our office you can donate it to the troops or you go to Operation Gratitude.com.They'll take the candy.

你可以帶來我們的辦公室，幫你們捐到相關組織

Take the candy from your kids and send it to other men and women overseas.

或是到 Operation Gratitude.com.

Yeah...until November 15 to sent it . Thanks to all the parents who participated,

他們會拿你的孩子的糖果給世界上其他的人

and apologies to the children who participated it as well. Thank you both.

收到11月15號。謝謝所有參與的父母