I'm not actually Riley Murdoch.

其實我不是萊利-默多克。

I'm someone else.

我是別人

And they're deep faking me to look like Ned Flanders.

他們還把我偽造成奈德-弗蘭德斯的樣子。

Apple prognosticator, Mark Gurmanis, who wanders the Gurmuk Plains, talked of Apple's plans to make an iPhone with no ports in his newsletter this week, saying the tech giant didn't do that for the upcoming iPhone 17 Air for fear of repercussions from the EU, who traumatized the company by making them switch from their proprietary lightning connector to USB-C, the connector for poor people.

在古爾穆克平原遊蕩的蘋果預言家馬克-古爾馬尼斯（Mark Gurmanis）在本週的時事通訊中談到了蘋果公司生產無接口 iPhone 的計劃，他說這家科技巨頭之所以沒有為即將推出的 iPhone 17 Air 生產無接口 iPhone，是因為擔心歐盟的影響，歐盟讓蘋果公司從專有的閃電連接器改用窮人專用的 USB-C 連接器，給蘋果公司造成了創傷。

Well, 9to5Mac took the liberty of asking the EU about this directly, who said, yeah, actually, that would be fine.

9to5Mac 冒昧地直接向歐盟詢問了這一問題，歐盟表示："是的，事實上，這樣很好。

They probably said it with a European accent, though. iPhone with no ports?

不過，他們可能是用歐洲口音說的。 沒有端口的 iPhone？

Only MagSafe charging?

只能使用 MagSafe 充電？

Very cool.

太酷了

I don't know what's wrong with me.

我不知道自己怎麼了。

The idea isn't that crazy.

這個想法並不瘋狂。

Mac world writer, David Price, says he's had the iPhone 16 Plus for six months and he's never used his iPhone's USB-C port.

Mac 世界作家大衛-普萊斯（David Price）說，他已經擁有 iPhone 16 Plus 六個月了，但他從未使用過 iPhone 的 USB-C 端口。

And I'd love to ask him some questions.

我很想問他幾個問題。

But while the EU is chill about a portless iPhone, they are still very much not chill about Apple's walled garden approach.

不過，雖然歐盟對無端口 iPhone 感到寒心，但他們對蘋果公司的圍牆花園做法仍然很不感冒。

The block just ordered Apple to make notifications, background execution, and a number of other iOS features available for third-party devices like smartwatches to use.

該委員會剛剛命令蘋果公司將通知、後臺執行和其他一些 iOS 功能提供給智能手錶等第三方設備使用。

These are changes that Apple has said would be bad for our products and our users.

蘋果公司曾表示，這些更改對我們的產品和用戶不利。

Because sure, other operating systems support those things and their users seem fine, but what is it doing to their immortal souls?

因為可以肯定的是，其他作業系統也支持這些功能，而且它們的用戶看起來也很好，但這對他們不朽的靈魂有什麼影響呢？

Sin has befouled your heart.

罪惡玷汙了你的心靈

The EU's order comes right after Pebble founder, Erik Migakovsky, unveiled two new Pebble OS-powered smartwatches from his new company, Core Devices.

歐盟的這一命令是在 Pebble 創始人埃裡克-米加科夫斯基（Erik Migakovsky）的新公司 Core Devices 推出兩款搭載 Pebble 作業系統的新型智能手錶之後下達的。

They're called the Core Time 2 and the Core 2 Duo.

它們分別被稱為 Core Time 2 和 Core 2 Duo。

So named because as Erik told The Verge, it's like a Pebble 2, but it's made by Core Devices.

之所以這樣命名，是因為正如 Erik 告訴 The Verge 的那樣，它就像 Pebble 2，但卻是由 Core Devices 製造的。

And then duo is for do over, which, okay, sure.

然後二重奏是為了重來，好吧，當然可以。

Anyway, Erik wrote a blog post about how iOS doesn't let third-party watches do a bunch of things, but maybe they will now in Europe anyway.

總之，埃裡克寫過一篇博文，談到 iOS 系統不允許第三方手錶做很多事情，但也許現在在歐洲就可以了。

The EU also charged Google today with breaching the Digital Markets Act by preferencing its own products in Search and Google Play, prompting Google to blog about how changing anything would be hurting consumers and businesses.

歐盟今天還指控谷歌在搜索和 Google Play 中優先使用自己的產品，違反了《數字市場法》。

You sure about that?

你確定嗎？

You sure about that?

你確定嗎？

You sure about...

你確定...

This morning, Nvidia kicked off their GPU technology conference.

今天上午，英偉達（Nvidia）公司召開了 GPU 技術大會。

An event CEO, Jensen Huang, hyped up as the Super Bowl of AI, but with less fun commercials and more pleading for investors to stay hodling.

首席執行官黃仁勳把這次活動渲染成人工智能界的超級碗，但沒有那麼有趣的廣告，更多的是懇求投資者不要離開。

Team Green made the rumors of RTX Pro GPUs come true.

綠色團隊讓 RTX Pro GPU 的傳言成真。

The flagship Blackwell RTX Pro 6000 GPU will use the same base chip as an RTX 5090, but with up to 96 gigabytes of VRAM or 24 gigs on laptop versions.

旗艦版 Blackwell RTX Pro 6000 GPU 將使用與 RTX 5090 相同的基礎芯片，但 VRAM 高達 96 千兆字節，筆記本電腦版本則為 24 千兆字節。

Jensen also unveiled what he called two personal AI supercomputers.

詹森還發布了他所謂的兩臺個人人工智能超級計算機。

One is Project Digits, the mini PC first revealed at CES, but it's been renamed to DGX Spark.

其中一個是 Project Digits，它是在 CES 上首次亮相的迷你 PC，但已更名為 DGX Spark。

And in addition to Nvidia's own design, OEMs like Asus, Dell, and HP will be selling their own versions powered by Nvidia's GB10 Superchip, a term investors probably love way more than APU.

除了 Nvidia 自己設計的產品外，華碩、戴爾和惠普等 OEM 廠商也將銷售採用 Nvidia GB10 超級芯片的自家產品。

The other personal supercomputer is the DGX Station, which fits the company's brand new Blackwell Ultra GB300 chip with 784 gigabytes of unified memory onto a standard desktop size motherboard.

另一款個人超級計算機是 DGX Station，它將公司全新的 Blackwell Ultra GB300 芯片和 784 千兆字節的統一內存安裝在標準臺式機大小的主板上。

It's like a mini version of the giant NVL 72 units with 72 Blackwell Ultra GPUs also unveiled by Nvidia alongside an updated roadmap promising Rubin GPUs in 2026 and Feynman GPUs in 2027.

它就像一個迷你版的巨型 NVL 72 單元，配備 72 個 Blackwell Ultra GPU，Nvidia 還發布了更新的路線圖，承諾在 2026 年推出 Rubin GPU，在 2027 年推出 Feynman GPU。

The former of which will also pair with Vera, the company's first CPU with fully custom arm CPU cores.

前者還將與 Vera 搭配使用，Vera 是該公司首款配備完全定製手臂 CPU 內核的 CPU。

It's a lot of AI stuff.

這是很多人工智能的東西。

So thank goodness Nvidia took a second to announce the Accelerated Quantum Research Center, a supercomputer facility to hopefully help research on quantum computers give us something other than overhyped bullshit.

幸好 Nvidia 花了一點時間宣佈了 "加速量子研究中心"（Accelerated Quantum Research Center），這是一個超級計算機設施，希望能幫助量子計算機的研究給我們帶來一些東西，而不是誇誇其談的廢話。

Shout out to Microsoft.

向微軟致敬

But Nvidia is definitely not slowing down on AI.

但是，Nvidia 在人工智能方面的步伐絕對不會放慢。

They just announced a consortium with Microsoft, BlackRock, and MGX to spend $100 billion on AI data centers with Jensen promising that we'll soon be able to see these huge server farms from space.

他們剛剛宣佈與微軟、貝萊德（BlackRock）和 MGX 組成財團，斥資 1000 億美元建設人工智能數據中心，詹森承諾，我們很快就能從太空中看到這些巨大的服務器群。

Also, anyone with a Sigma grind set can break social media algorithms with AI slop.

此外，任何擁有西格瑪磨具的人都能用人工智能的騷操作破解社交媒體算法。

Yes, get that bag.

是的，去拿那個包。

But don't get taken advantage of by data brokers.

但不要被數據經紀人利用。

Use our sponsor, Delete.me.

使用我們的贊助商 Delete.me。

These guys are the pros at keeping your personal stuff personal, unless you were raised on an artist commune and taught that radical transparency is the key to happiness.

除非你是在藝術家公社長大，並被灌輸了 "徹底透明才是幸福的關鍵 "的思想，否則這些人都是保持個人隱私的行家裡手。

Super happy for you.

超級為你高興

For everyone else though, keeping your family's online life private is a team effort.

不過，對於其他人來說，保持家庭網絡生活的私密性是一項團隊工作。

And that's why Delete.me now has family plans to cover everyone.

是以，Delete.me 現在推出了覆蓋所有人的家庭計劃。

Each member of the fam jam gets their own personalized data cleanup service, and it's all super easy to manage.

每個家庭成員都能獲得個性化的數據清理服務，而且管理起來非常簡單。

So you can get back to staring deeply into each other's eyes and saying, I love you, no matter what.

這樣，你們就能重新深情凝視對方的眼睛，說 "我愛你"，無論發生什麼。

Check out Delete.me at the link in the description.

通過描述中的鏈接查看 Delete.me。

Can you see the deep fake yet?

你能看出其中的深意嗎？

You know, like how like when I make certain movements, it's like a bit off.

你知道，就像我在做某些動作時，會有點不協調。

I'll try to do the quick bits just like Riley.

我也會像萊莉一樣，嘗試做一些簡單的工作。

After full unboxing videos of the Pixel 9a were posted earlier this week, Google officially revealed the phone in all its camera bump less glory.

在本週早些時候發佈了 Pixel 9a 的完整開箱視頻後，谷歌正式揭開了這款手機的神祕面紗。

It starts at 500 bucks for 128 gigs of storage and eight gigs of RAM.

128GB 存儲空間和 8GB 內存的起價為 500 美元。

And compared to the Pixel 8a, it's got a slightly larger and brighter 6.3 inch screen with seven years of included Android updates and IP68 dust and water resistance up from IP67.

與 Pixel 8a 相比，它的 6.3 英寸螢幕更大、更亮，並提供長達 7 年的 Android 更新，防塵防水等級從 IP67 提升到 IP68。

Hey, sounds deece, deece nuts, because as they unveiled the 9a, they also delayed its launch to April to check on a component quality issue, which is weird because that has never caused Google to hesitate before.

嘿，這聽起來有點瘋狂，因為在發佈 9a 的同時，他們還將其上市時間延後到了四月，以檢查組件品質問題。

It's a good sign that they're taking Pixel hardware more seriously though.

不過，這是一個好跡象，表明他們對 Pixel 硬件更加重視了。

And also they're finally adding undo and redo buttons to their keyboard.

此外，他們終於在鍵盤上添加了撤銷和重做按鈕。

That's unrelated, but it's good.

這無關緊要，但很好。

Windows 11 has a couple updates on the way that are even cooler than the one that just deleted Copilot.

Windows 11 有幾項更新，比剛剛刪除 Copilot 的更新更酷。

A recent insider build includes a new virtual keyboard for game controllers, which at the very least, should allow gamers with Windows handhelds to type stuff without taking their hands off the controls so they can keep working on giving it that nice sweat patina.

最近的一個內部構建包括一個用於遊戲控制器的新虛擬鍵盤，這至少可以讓使用 Windows 手持設備的玩家在打字時不需要將手從控制器上拿開，這樣他們就可以繼續工作，使其呈現出漂亮的汗漬效果。

Another insider build feature adds a FAQ section to Windows 11's about this PC section, which appears to provide an explanation for why you're losing every Valorant match.

另一個內部版本功能是在 Windows 11 的 "關於本電腦 "部分添加了一個常見問題解答，似乎是為了解釋為什麼你輸掉了每一場瓦洛朗人比賽。

It's because your PC sucks and your team does too.

這是因為你的電腦很爛，你的團隊也很爛。

It's never you, we know that.

不是你，我們知道。

Chinese car manufacturer BYD claimed last week that its upcoming Super E platform will support electric vehicle charging at up to a thousand kilowatts, fully charging some vehicles in as little as five minutes.

中國汽車製造商比亞迪上週宣稱，其即將推出的 Super E 平臺將支持高達一千千瓦的電動汽車充電，可在五分鐘內為一些車輛充滿電。

That technology would leapfrog competitors whose chargers usually top out at around 350 kilowatts-ish.

該技術將超越競爭對手，其充電器的最高功率通常在 350 千瓦左右。

Five minutes is really fast.

五分鐘真快。

I mean, that's barely enough time to grab some pork skins from 7-Eleven and get back to your car before it explodes.

我的意思是，這幾乎不夠時間去 7-Eleven 買些豬皮，然後在汽車爆炸前回到車上。

And Korean researchers have genetically engineered a strain of E. coli bacteria to produce plastics, which is sort of the opposite of what I thought we were trying to do.

韓國研究人員通過基因工程改造了一株大腸桿菌，使其能夠生產塑膠，這與我認為我們要做的事情正好相反。

Oh, but if I keep reading Riley's script, remember, I'm not him, I'll find out that the plastics are actually glucose-based polymers, which can be broken down by other also engineered bacteria.

哦，但如果我繼續讀萊利的劇本（記住，我不是他），我就會發現塑膠其實是葡萄糖基聚合物，可以被其他同樣經過改造的細菌分解。

Make it and degrade it.

製造它，貶低它。

Huh, that seems circular.

嗯，這似乎是個循環。

Why are we doing this again?

我們為什麼又要這樣做？

Look, I'm gonna head out and let the real Riley give you some more tech news on Friday.

聽著，我要出去了，週五讓真正的萊利給你們帶來更多科技新聞。

Can we turn the deepfake off now?

我們現在能把 deepfake 關掉嗎？

Ooh, that felt weird.

哦，感覺怪怪的。