Isn't that amazing?

是不是很神奇？

I mean, I did it. It's my show, of course.

我是說，是我做的當然，這是我的節目

Then you were my first guest.

那你就是我的第一位客人了。

I was your first guest.

我是你的第一位客人

401?

401?

Yeah, you're mine now.

是的，你現在是我的了

It's been 400 shows since you've been here.

你來這裡已經有 400 場演出了。

Wow.

哇

God, look at that.

天哪，快看

I remember it was so...

我記得它是如此...

Oh, like it was yesterday, and you were telling such funny stories about the thing when you did the, um...

哦，就像昨天一樣，你還在講你做那件事時的有趣故事......

Oh, that thing.

哦，那東西

It was funny.

這很有趣。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

That was good.

這很好。

Yeah.

是啊

Wait.

等等。

I don't remember any.

我不記得了。

I don't remember it, either.

我也不記得了。

No, I don't at all.

不，我完全不知道。

Oh!

哦！

Yeah.

是啊

That's true.

沒錯。

That's true.

沒錯。

Not really necessary.

其實沒必要。

Stop!

停下！

Thank you so much.

非常感謝。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Oh.

哦。

I...

I...

Oh.

哦。

Some...

有些...

I feel really good about you, too.

我對你也感覺很好。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

I...

I...

I thank you back at you.

我向你表示感謝。

Ah!

啊！

Oh.

哦。

Okay.

好的

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

Okay.

好的

So, uh, I'm gonna give you a little...

所以，呃，我要給你一點...

I like to help people.

我喜歡幫助別人。

You know that.

你知道的

And I wanna remind you, the holidays are coming up, in case you weren't aware.

我還想提醒你們，節日快到了，你們可能還不知道。

And, uh, if you're thinking about...

如果你想...

Sometimes people have guests in, relatives, or friends, and you invite them to stay with you, and you might wanna rethink it.

有時候，家裡來了客人、親戚或朋友，你邀請他們和你一起住，你可能要重新考慮一下。

Um...

嗯...

You have to really remember what house guests are like.

你必須真正記住家裡的客人是什麼樣的。

I don't...

我不...

You wanna really keep that in mind.

你一定要記住這一點。

Having house guests, it is hard.

家裡來了客人，很不容易。

It really is.

確實如此。

They break things.

他們會打破東西。

And the police won't do a thing about it.

而警方對此卻束手無策。

Because you invited them, so it's not really breaking and entering.

因為是你邀請他們來的，所以不算是非法闖入。

It's entering and then breaking.

這是進入，然後打破。

And it's totally legal to do that.

這樣做是完全合法的。

They seem like normal people.

他們看起來像正常人。

They start out at the airport.

他們從機場出發。

They don't break a thing.

它們不會損壞任何東西。

Somewhere between baggage claim and your front door, they turn into Vikings.

在行李領取處和家門口之間的某個地方，他們變成了維京人。

You know, they break things that have survived for centuries.

你知道，他們會打碎已經存在了幾個世紀的東西。

I've taken showers for years in my house.

我在家裡洗了好幾年澡。

I've never broken a knob off.

我從沒弄壞過把手。

And how do you accidentally rip a couch?

你又是如何不小心撕裂沙發的呢？

Isn't that...

這不是...

Is that ever an accident, to rip a couch?

撕裂沙發是意外嗎？

And don't pick them up at the airport.

不要去機場接他們。

That's the first mistake.

這是第一個錯誤。

Because if you pick them up, it sends the wrong message.

因為如果你把它們撿起來，就會傳遞出錯誤的資訊。

It says,

它說

I work for you.

我為你工作

Standing there with a sign.

站在那裡舉著牌子

There are three different types of house guests.

家裡有三種不同類型的客人。

If you don't know, the ones you invite, and then the ones who are out of town on business, and then the ones that are on vacation.

如果你不知道，那就是你邀請的人，然後是出差在外的人，再然後是度假的人。

And the ones that are on vacation are the worst.

而那些正在度假的人是最糟糕的。

Because they're on vacation.

因為他們在度假。

And you're not.

而你不是。

And then they forget you're not.

然後他們就忘了你不是。

And every time they see you, they go,

每次他們看到你，就會走、

Party!

黨！

And they spill things, and they leave lights on, and they clog the toilet.

他們打翻東西、開著燈、堵塞馬桶。

And they leave the fridge open.

他們把冰箱開著。

It's like a raccoon has gotten into your house.

就像一隻浣熊鑽進了你的房子。

Raccoons love to party.

浣熊喜歡聚會。

They love to...

他們喜歡...

And you can tell, because that's why they wear the masks.

你可以看出來，因為這就是他們戴面具的原因。

They're ready to...

他們準備...

I don't need a mask to party.

我參加派對不需要面具。

I just like to dance.

我只是喜歡跳舞。

I like y'all.

我喜歡你們。

If you ever want to be my house guests, you can.

如果你們想做我的客人，可以。

You can.

你可以

I like you.

我喜歡你

Tony, don't you like them?

託尼，你不喜歡它們嗎？

401, they're a great audience.

401，他們是很好的觀眾。

Yeah, very great audience already.

是啊，觀眾已經非常多了。

They're probably excited because Jennifer Aniston is here today.

他們可能很興奮，因為詹妮弗-安妮斯頓今天來了。

I'm here.

我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

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我在這裡

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我在這裡

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我在這裡

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我在這裡

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我在這裡

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我在這裡

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我在這裡

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我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

I'm here.

我在這裡

She was my very first guest.

她是我的第一位客人。

She gave us to welcome mat that we used.

她給了我們歡迎墊，我們用了它。

That was the first gift we got.

這是我們收到的第一份禮物。

And a lot of filthy, dirty celebrities have stepped on that on the way up here.

很多骯髒齷齪的名人在來這裡的路上都踩到過它。

Her new movie comes out in theaters today,

她的新電影今天上映、

Derailed.

脫軌。

I saw it last night.

我昨晚看了。

It's really, really good.

它真的非常非常棒。

Really good.

非常好

So, I recommend seeing it.

是以，我建議大家去看看。

It's, it's, uh...

這是，這是，呃...

It's good.

這很好。

I was going to say something about it.

我正想說點什麼。

I don't want to give anything away, but it's a psychological thriller.

我不想透露任何資訊，但這是一部心理驚悚片。

And she's great.

她很棒

And Clive Owens is great.

克萊夫-歐文斯也很棒。

And, uh, the other fellow, Vincent, whatever his name is.

還有另一個人，文森特，不管他叫什麼名字。

Let's just call him Vincent.

就叫他文森特吧。

Let's start him on a one-name basis.

讓我們從他的名字開始吧。

Vincent.

文森特

Also from the Fox Medical Drama House,

同樣來自福克斯醫療劇場、

Hugh Laurie is here.

休-勞瑞來了

Excellent actor.

優秀的演員

Excellent show.

精彩的演出

And Kenny Chesney is performing.

肯尼-切斯尼將進行表演。

He's performing in a small town.

他正在一個小鎮上表演。

His new CD's The Road and The Radio.

他的新 CD《The Road》和《The Radio》。

He's got a primetime special on ABC, November 23rd.

他將於 11 月 23 日在美國廣播公司黃金時段播出特別節目。

And also, if you're a Harry Potter fan, and, uh, you know you are, the new Harry Potter movie opens in theaters next Friday.

另外，如果你是《哈利-波特》的粉絲，你知道你是的，新的《哈利-波特》電影將於下週五上映。

But today we're going to show you a never-before-seen clip from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

但今天，我們要向大家展示的是《哈利-波特與火焰杯》中一個前所未見的片段。

I almost called it a globlet.

我差點就把它叫做球狀物了。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't know.

我不知道。

You've got to hit me midway.

你得在中途打我。

That's not right.

這是不對的。

But when you see it, and when you see it in the movie, and that part of the movie comes out, you can just scream at the top of your lungs,

但當你看到它，當你在電影中看到它，當電影的那一部分出現時，你就會大聲尖叫、

Ellen showed me this!

艾倫給我看了這個！

I saw it!

我看到了

And since Thanksgiving is right around the corner, we have three kids from Pennsylvania.

感恩節馬上就要到了，我們有三個孩子來自賓夕法尼亞州。

They do something I think we all wish we could do, and that's call a turkey.

他們做了一件我想我們都希望能做的事，那就是給火雞打電話。

And I mean, you can't bring them up.

我的意思是，你不能提起他們。

They won't answer the phone.

他們不接電話。

I mean, it's a different way.

我的意思是，這是一種不同的方式。

So we have three award-winning junior turkey callers here, and we're going to see them a little later in the show.

我們請到了三位屢獲殊榮的少年火雞召喚師，稍後我們將在節目中見到他們。

We're also celebrating Thanksgiving in New York.

我們也在紐約慶祝感恩節。

15,000 people have written for tickets, and I apologize.

有 15000 人寫信索要罰單，我深表歉意。

I wish I could take you all into the show with me, but I can't.

我希望能帶你們一起去看演出，但我不能。

But we can bring some of you.

但我們可以把你們中的一些人帶來。

So there's a number on the screen.

螢幕上有一個數字。

It's 1-866-HI-ELLEN.

電話號碼是 1-866-HI-ELLEN。

If you see your name, you call that number within 24 hours, and we could be flying you to New York and putting you up in a hotel and giving you tickets to see the show.

如果你看到了自己的名字，請在 24 小時內撥打這個號碼，我們可能會讓你飛到紐約，住進酒店，並贈送你觀看演出的門票。

So watch closely.

所以要密切關注。

Look for your name.

尋找你的名字

Here you go.

給你

I apologize.

我向你道歉。

I'm sorry.

對不起

I'm sorry.

對不起

I get so excited when I hear that song.

我一聽到這首歌就激動不已。

Here's the number again.

這裡又是一個數字。

It's 1-866-HI-ELLEN.

電話號碼是 1-866-HI-ELLEN。

You got 24 hours, so don't rush to the phones right now.

你有 24 小時，所以現在別急著打電話。

First, I want to show you some.

首先，我想給你們看一些。

You know how we show audience dancing all the time?

你知道我們是如何讓觀眾跳舞的嗎？

Today, we're going to show you a very special audience edition of celebrity audience dancing.

今天，我們將為大家展示一個非常特別的觀眾版明星觀眾舞。

Take a look.

來看看

Here we go.

開始了

Here we go.

開始了

Oh, you're all good dancers.

哦，你們跳得都不錯。

Our first guest stars in the psychological thriller

我們的第一位客座主演是心理驚悚片

Derailed, which opens in theaters today.

出軌》，今天在影院上映。

Please welcome back to the show my friend, Jennifer Aniston.

歡迎我的朋友詹妮弗-安妮斯頓回到節目中來

Jennifer Aniston.

詹妮弗-安妮斯頓

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I thought you were here.

我以為你在這裡

If I'd known I would've found you.

早知道我就來找你了

Alright.

好吧。

Let's show the clip of the very first show and you bring in the mat.

讓我們播放第一個節目的片段，你把墊子拿進來。

Yeah.

是啊

Okay.

好的

I have a gift for you.

我有個禮物要送給你。

You do?

是嗎？

I did.

是的

I brought a gift.

我帶了禮物

What's that?

那是什麼？

Look at the power.

看看這力量。

She just says it and it comes.

她說來就來。

See that?

看到了嗎？

It's a welcome mat for your guests.

這是為您的客人準備的歡迎墊。

It's a welcome mat.

這是一個歡迎墊。

Thank you.

謝謝。

I guess you put it...

我猜你把它...

And there it is right now.

現在它就在那裡。

I know.

我知道

Happy next week.

下週快樂

Yeah.

是啊