You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal.

你對著我的臉大喊大叫，沒什麼大不了的。

But I'd miss the way we make up and smile.

但我會懷念我們和好和微笑的樣子。

Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind.

我不想當石頭，我改變主意了。

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head, then I could see.

我希望我的後腦勺長了眼睛，那樣我就能看見了。

The places I've been, but then I would know.

我去過的地方，但那樣我就知道了。

That you're talking shit, I don't wanna know what my friends think.

你在胡說八道 我不想知道我的朋友怎麼想

Wish I were my dog, out on the lawn, I'd be so glad.

要是我的狗在草坪上就好了，我會很高興的。

When I hear you come home, but if I were my dog.

當我聽到你回家，但如果我是我的狗。

I wouldn't live long, I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone.

我活不長了，她走後我肯定會想她的。

I wish I could act in a show on TV, cause then I could practice not being me.

我希望自己能在電視節目中表演，因為那樣我就可以練習不做自己了。

I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel.

我會練習我的哭聲，把它放進我的卷軸裡。

But you won't believe me when I cry for real.

但我真的哭了，你也不會相信。

I wish that my brain would triple in size.

我希望我的大腦能擴大三倍。

I'd nail every joke.

每一個笑話我都能信手拈來。

I'd win every fight, but I get too deep.

每場比賽我都會贏，但我太深沉了。

With that kind of mind, I don't wanna know the point of life.

有了這種想法，我就不想知道生活的意義了。

In some other life, I would be rich.

在另一種生活中，我會變得富有。

I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill.

我會瀟灑地旅行，我會付賬單。

But couldn't complain about anything small.

但也不能抱怨什麼小事。

Nobody'd feel bad for me at all.

根本沒人會為我感到難過。

If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack, I'd get invited to every frat.

如果我是可卡因或一瓶傑克酒，我會被邀請參加每個兄弟會。

But when you get old and your good days are past, you'll only want me when you're sad.

但當你老了，好日子過去了，你只會在傷心時想要我。

Wish I was a song, your favorite one.

希望我是一首歌，一首你最喜歡的歌。

You'd follow the dance to me at your prom.

在你的舞會上，你會跟著我跳舞。

I would be there when your baby is born.

當你的孩子出生時，我會在你身邊。

But two or three minutes and I'm gone.

但兩三分鐘後，我就走了。

I wish I was big, as big as my house.

我希望我是個大人物，像我的房子一樣大。

I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd.

我睡在樹上，跳過每一個人群。

But I wouldn't fit on my therapist couch.

但我的治療師沙發坐不下我。

God, I could really use him now.

天啊，我現在真的需要他。

I wish I was God, I'd never trip up.

我希望我是上帝，我永遠不會被絆倒。

And if I did, well so fucking what.

如果是我乾的，那又怎樣？

I could be cruel and break all your stuff.

我可能會很殘忍，把你的東西都弄壞。

Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what.

是的，無論如何我都會被愛。

But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird.

但如果我是上帝，那就有點奇怪了。

Cause it would only say what I wanna hear.

因為它只會說我想聽的話。

And then you would die, you'd love me to death.

然後你會死，你會愛我到死。

I'd never know who the hell I am.

我永遠不知道我到底是誰。

One, two, and pneumonia.

一、二、肺炎

Here I go again.

我又來了。

One, two, and pneumonia.

一、二、肺炎

Here I go again.

我又來了。

One, two, and pneumonia.

一、二、肺炎

Here I go again.

我又來了。