Name: 【看脫口秀學英文】就不能統一嗎！為什麼同名同姓的人拼法會不同？(Why Do People With The Same Name Spell It Differently? | Michael McIntyre)
Uploaded: 2025-03-09T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 2 min 7 s

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I'll tell you what's really bugging me at the moment.

我來告訴你目前真正讓我煩惱的是什麼。

Is people who have the same name that is spelled completely differently.

同名同姓，但拼寫完全不同的人。

I am so sorry for all of you people and I know there are many in this room tonight.

我為你們所有人感到難過，我知道今晚在座的有很多人。

It's such an odd, unnecessary waste of your life.

這是一種奇怪的、不必要的生命浪費。

Like Sarah, like Sarah with an H, or Sara without an H.

比如莎拉，比如帶 H 的莎拉，或者不帶 H 的莎拉。

Sarah without an H is pronounced like this: Sara, and with an H, Sarah.

不帶 H 的 Sara是這樣發音的：Sara（莎拉） 帶 H 的發音是Sarah。

But Sarah has to spend the whole of her life going, is Sarah with an H, with an H?

但莎拉卻要花上一輩子的時間去想，是有Ｈ的沙拉，還是沒有Ｈ？

Is that, sorry, is that with an H? No, there's no H. Sorry, there's an H, you put an H, there's no H, there's actually no H.

對不起，有 "H "嗎？不，沒有 H。對不起，有一個 H，你放了一個 H，沒有 H，實際上沒有 H。

Like Stewart with a W is pronounced like this: Stewart.

就像Stewart帶 W 的發音是這樣的：Stewart。

沒有 W，Stuart，我們在做什麼？

It's not like it's, "What's your name?" -"Stuart, Stuart."

「你叫什麼名字？」-「Stuart。」

Come in and meet Stuart, this is Stewart.

Come in and meet others. It's Stephen and Stepen. Do say hello.

來見見其他人，這是斯蒂芬和斯蒂芬。打個招呼吧這是斯圖爾特，斯圖爾特和莎拉。

This is Stuart, Stewart and Sarah. Stephen and Stepen.

這是斯圖爾特、斯圖爾特和沙拉。斯蒂芬和斯蒂芬。

Jeff and Geoff and your wives Jill and Gill. Jeff, I forget who's with who. Jill is with Geoff and Jeff is with Jill.

傑夫和傑夫，還有你們的妻子吉爾和吉爾，傑夫，我忘了誰和誰在一起了，吉爾和傑夫在一起，傑夫和吉爾在一起。

This is Stuart, Stewart, Stephen, Stepen and Sarah.

這是斯圖爾特、斯圖爾特、斯蒂芬、斯蒂芬和莎拉。

Oh, if it isn't the three Shauns, do join the party, we've got Shaun, Sean and Shawn.

哦，這不是肖恩三兄弟嗎，快加入我們吧，我們有肖恩、肖恩和肖恩。

This is Stuart, Stewart, Stephen, Stepen, Jeff, Geoff, Jill, Gill and Sarah.

這是斯圖爾特、斯圖爾特、斯蒂芬、斯蒂芬、傑夫、傑夫、吉爾、吉爾和莎拉。