AND THERE ARE TWO THINGS I LOVE TO DO IN OCTOBER:

在這個月我要做兩件事

SCARE PEOPLE AND WATCH PEOPLE GET SCARED.

嚇人和看別人被嚇

THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS,

我最喜歡這兩件事了

SO I THOUGHT I'D SHOW YOU A FEW VIDEOS

所以我要給你們看一些影片

OF PEOPLE GETTING THE HOO-HA SCARED OUT OF THEM.

那些被嚇到尿褲子的瞬間

THIS IS A-- THIS IS REALLY, REALLY MEAN,

雖然真的很賤

BUT I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU ANYWAY.

我們還是來看看這些影片好了

IT'S A DAUGHTER SCARING HER MOTHER.

這部是女兒嚇媽媽

- HOW TO SCARE YOUR MOM.

如何嚇死你媽

HEY, MA. - HEY--

嗨 媽!

[shouts]

挖靠!

- THAT'S MEAN.

真的很賤

THAT'S TOO MEAN. I WOULDN'T--

這太壞了.我實在是..

I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

我做不到

THIS IS YOUR CLASSIC

這比較常見

"WAIT BEHIND SOMEONE WITH A MASK ON YOUR FACE" SCARE.

戴著面具, 站在別人身後等著嚇他

- [screaming]

(尖叫)

[bleep].

(消音)

[applause]

(掌聲)

- THIS IS REALLY COOL.

這個超酷

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS, BUT IT'S A MUSEUM.

我不知道這在哪, 但是這是在博物館

IT HAS AN INTERACTIVE MONITOR.

裡面有一個觸控式螢幕

SO IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A SHARK TANK.

看起來像是裡面有鯊魚的魚缸

IT'S REALLY COOL.

這個很厲害

- TOUCH IT. - TOUCH WHAT?

去摸它, 摸什麼?

- TOUCH THE SCREEN. - [bleep].

摸這個螢幕

- SEE? KEEP TOUCHING.

繼續摸

- I'M TOUCHING IT. - YEAH.

我正在摸拉

[all scream]

(尖叫)

[laughter and applause]

(笑聲和掌聲)

- CAN YOU IMAGINE?

你有辦法想到這招嗎

OH, MY GOD, THAT'D BE FUN TO HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE.

天啊, 在家玩這招一定很好笑

[laughter]

(笑聲)

SO THERE'S A LOT OF SCARY MOVIES THAT COME OUT IN OCTOBER.

10月有很多新上映的恐怖片

HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES?

誰喜歡恐怖片的?

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼聲和掌聲)

I DO TOO. I DO TOO.

我超愛恐怖片,真的

HAVE YOU SEEN "ANNABELLE" YET?

誰看過安娜貝爾了?

HAVE YOU SEEN-- IT'S GOOD.

有嗎? 這部片很好看

IT'S THE ONE ABOUT THE DOLL,

是一個娃娃的故事

THE REALLY CREEPY DOLL,

長得很陰森的娃娃

AND THIS IS-- THIS IS SHE RIGHT HERE.

這隻就是安娜貝爾

[audience exclaiming]

(觀眾尖叫)

THIS IS ANNABELLE.

這就是安娜貝爾

THIS IS ONE phase OF ANNABELLE.

安娜貝爾長這樣

SHE GETS CREEPIER AND CREEPIER.

它變得越來越恐怖

ACTUALLY--SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT IN THE LIGHT.

可是它在燈光下長得不太一樣

BUT SHE--

這隻安娜貝爾

THIS IS A DIFFERENT ONE THAN WHAT I USED EARLIER.

跟我之前用的那隻不一樣

SO THE PRODUCERS OF THE MOVIE--

所以製作人

BY THE WAY, INTERESTING FACT,

對了,有一件很有趣的事

THE APARTMENT IN THE MOVIE WAS MY FIRST APARTMENT

電影裡那個公寓, 是我搬到洛杉磯後

THAT I MOVED TO IN L.A.

住的第一個公寓

THAT WAS THE BUILDING I LIVED IN

他們電影取景的地方

WHERE THEY SHOT THE MOVIE.

就是我住的公寓

I WAS WATCHING IT, GOING, "THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR,"

我在看這部片的時候,只覺得這場景好熟悉啊!

AND IT WAS MY BUILDING.

這就是我住的地方啊!

IT WAS SCARY BACK THEN TOO.

那時候也很恐怖

[laughter]

(笑聲)

ANYWAY, SO THE PRODUCERS SENT ME ANNABELLE

製作人送我一隻安娜貝爾

BECAUSE I LOVED THE MOVIE,

只因為我超愛這部電影

AND I DECIDED TO TAKE HER AROUND THE OFFICE

我決定帶著她到辦公室去

AND SURPRISE SOME PEOPLE,

去嚇別人

MOSTLY MY PRODUCER ANDY,

特別要嚇安迪

'CAUSE HE GETS SCARED REALLY, REALLY EASILY.

因為他真的真的很容易被嚇

AND SO THESE ARE SEVERAL THINGS THROUGHOUT THE DAY.

那天發生很多事

[laughter]

(笑聲)

- [bleep].

(消音)

[laughter]

(笑聲)

STOP!

夠了!

- I'M GONNA ASK SOME QUESTIONS.

我有一些問題要問

HERE WE GO.

開始囉

- [shouts]

(尖叫)

- OH, [bleep]!

靠!(消音)

[bleep].

(消音)

- HEY, ANDY.

嗨, 安迪

ANDY?

安迪?

- STOP. [bleep] STOP.

夠了,真是夠了(消音)

NOW MY [bleep] IPHONE--

我的手機....(消音)

DAMN IT.

該死...

STOP.

夠了喔

- [speaking indistinctly]

[indistinct conversation]

- [speaking indistinctly]

- OKAY.

好!

- [laughing]

(笑聲)

- THANK YOU.

謝謝你喔

[laughter]

(笑聲)

- [sighs]

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼聲和掌聲)

THAT--

那個人

THAT WAS ANDY'S ASSISTANT JACQUELINE.

是安迪的助理, 她叫JACQUELINE.

IT'S SO HILARIOUS THAT ANDY IS SCARED

看安迪和他的助理

AND HIS ASSISTANT IS SCARED,

被嚇成這樣真的很好笑

AND YOU'RE GONNA MORE OF BOTH OF THEM,

之後會看到更多這種畫面

'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA SEND BOTH OF THEM

因為我們要送他們兩個

TO A HAUNTED HOUSE.

去鬼屋!