Yellow, I already started, man.

黃，我已經開始了，夥計。

You're already too slow.

你已經太慢了。

What is this?

這是什麼？

I've opened one, let's fight now.

我已經打開了一個，我們現在就打吧。

What'd you get?

你得到了什麼？

Do I want to add lucky blocks to your fate?

我想給你的命運加上幸運塊嗎？

No, get off my screen, bro.

不，別碰我的螢幕，兄弟

I'm trying to fight tanker here.

我想在這裡和坦克手戰鬥。

Get off my screen.

離開我的螢幕

Bro, my thing is reloading.

兄弟，我的專長是重裝。

Hold on.

等一下

Yo, get over here.

喲，過來

I'm shooting with my rod.

我在用魚竿射擊。

Get over here.

快過來

Ah!

啊！

Did I hit you?

我打你了嗎？

No.

不

What do you mean no?

你說 "不 "是什麼意思？

It hit me, but it did no damage to me.

它擊中了我，但沒有對我造成任何傷害。

Wait, can I grab this?

等等，我能拿這個嗎？

Yo, we have to wait two minutes.

喲，我們得等兩分鐘

Oh, you're done.

哦，你完了。

I'm gonna get that first and you're gonna- Walk into my axes.

我先拿到那個，然後你就會... 走進我的斧頭裡。

Ow!

噢

Oh, wait, I'm actually doing damage now, finally.

哦，等等，我現在終於真正在做壞事了。

Yes!

是的！

Oh my God, you're so low.

天哪，你太低級了。

Oh my God, you're so low.

天哪，你太低級了。

What are these weapons?

這些武器是什麼？

They suck, I'm telling you.

我告訴你，他們很爛。

They suck so bad.

他們太差勁了。

Oh!

哦！

This is the hardest fight I've ever had in my life.

這是我一生中最艱難的戰鬥。

Yeah.

是啊

I jumped over your bullet.

我跳過了你的子彈

I jumped over your bullet.

我跳過了你的子彈

Yeah, jump over it again.

對，再跳過去。

Wait, stand still.

等等，站著別動。

Yeah.

是啊

Oh, thank God.

謝天謝地

Get me off that weapon.

把武器拿開

You've got a lot of time, so if you want to stay there, then you can.

你還有很多時間，如果你想待在那裡，那就待在那裡吧。

I'm gonna come get this lucky block.

我要去拿這塊幸運牌。

Lots of time.

很多時間

Don't worry about it.

別擔心。

Yo, get out of here.

喲，快滾吧

No!

不

That's cheating!

這是作弊！

No!

不

Oh, look how low you are.

哦，看你多沒出息。

There's nothing you can do.

你無能為力

Get out of here.

離開這裡

No!

不

Dead!

死了

Give me this rainbow lucky block.

把這個彩虹幸運塊給我

Ow!

噢

Probably got something good, bro.

可能有好東西，兄弟。

Ow, ow, ow.

嗷，嗷，嗷

What is that?

那是什麼？

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

哦，哇，哇，哇，哇。

What is that?

那是什麼？

What is that?

那是什麼？

That's- That's broken! What?

壞了 什麼壞了？

Okay.

好的

I got a laser beam sword or something.

我有一把激光束劍什麼的

I'm about to open up a bunch of blocks.

我正要打開一堆積木。

I can't even lie.

我甚至不能撒謊。

I got a freaking mallet on the back of my neck.

我的脖子後面被人用木槌狠狠地敲了一下。

No!

不

I'm buying the limited time hacker block.

我要買限時黑客區塊。

Get out my map.

拿出我的地圖

You're done.

你完了

You were all meant to be using them against me.

你們本該用它們來對付我。

You know that, right?

你知道的，對吧？

Oh, this is quick.

哦，真快。

Okay, okay.

好吧 好吧

This is like a speed block.

這就像一個速度塊。

How do I get the middle one?

怎樣才能拿到中間那張？

Yo!

喲

Fight me!

跟我打

Right, that's it.

對，就是這樣。

I'm pulling it out.

我要把它拔出來

Yo!

喲

What'd you have to- Stay away.

你要幹什麼？

I will zap you.

我會電擊你

Stop!

停下！

No!

不

My lucky blocks.

我的幸運積木

How much time do I need to- What happened?

我需要多少時間？

Did you just shoot me?

你剛才向我開槍了嗎？

I don't even know what I just- Ah!

我都不知道我剛才... 啊

Ah!

啊！

Ah! What is happening?

啊！發生什麼事了？

What is this?

這是什麼？

I don't even know how off this stuff does.

我都不知道這東西到底有多厲害。

Oh, I'm getting in it.

哦，我要上車了。

Yo!

喲

Why does it look like that?

為什麼看起來像這樣？

Daggers right in the way of the gear.

匕首擋住了裝備的去路。

Yeah, well, hit me now.

好吧，現在打我吧

Go on.

繼續。

I have too many weapons.

我有太多武器了

How did you miss?

你怎麼會錯過？

I was standing still.

我站在原地一動不動。

How are you going to hit me for the next 10 minutes?

接下來的十分鐘你打算怎麼打我？

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

唵嘛呢叭咪吽。

How do I go?

我該怎麼走？

Do not even know what to use.

甚至不知道該用什麼。

There's so many.

太多了。

What is that?

那是什麼？

Wait, I got wings.

等等，我有翅膀

How do I use them?

如何使用它們？

How do I use the wings?

如何使用翅膀？

So you're just going to use that then for the rest of the game. Ah!

所以，接下來的比賽你就用這個吧。 啊

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

啊！ 啊！ 啊！ 啊！

Direct hit!

直接命中！

Oh my God.

我的天啊

You blew me up.

你把我炸飛了

What the heck is this?

這是什麼鬼東西？

Ah!

啊！

Ah!

啊！

Ah! Fly!

飛吧

Fly!

飛吧

Fly!

飛吧

Oh my God.

我的天啊

Oh my God, I'm alive! That was stupid.

天啊，我還活著 太蠢了

I feel like I'm drunk right now driving this dragon.

我覺得我現在開著這條龍就像喝醉了一樣。

Where is it?

在哪裡？

I don't see no dra- I think I see a dragon.

我沒看見龍，我想我看見龍了。

Get down here with that.

拿著那個下來

I had to train your dragon out here.

我不得不在這裡訓練你的龍

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

What are you going to do about that?

你打算怎麼辦？

What are you going to do?

你打算怎麼辦？

It can't hit me.

它打不到我

It can't hit me.

它打不到我

So that's it.

就是這樣。

You're just going to stand on that thing the whole time then?

那你就一直站在上面？

I'm dizzy.

我頭暈。

I'm getting dizzy.

我有點頭暈。

I'm getting dizzy.

我有點頭暈。

Ah!

啊！

Get down.

趴下

Nah, I'm going to stay up here.

不，我要留在這裡。

Thank you.

謝謝。

All right.

好吧

I'll be getting all the lucky blocks then.

那我就能得到所有的幸運積木了。

Let me get off of this thing.

讓我下車吧

I can't even get off.

我甚至無法下車。

I can't get off.

我下不來了

I'll get you off.

我會讓你下車的

No!

不

Where's it going?

它要去哪裡？

I'm going down.

我要下去了

It's moonwalking away.

它正在月球上漫步。

I'm eating some mystery juice.

我在吃神祕果汁

Mystery juice.

神祕果汁

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊！

Get away from me.

離我遠點

Ah!

啊！

I'm like poisoned.

我就像中毒了一樣。

What'd you do to me?

你對我做了什麼？

I don't know.

我不知道。

When do I get the middle thing?

我什麼時候能拿到中間的東西？

How do we get the middle block?

我們怎樣才能得到中間塊？

I want this.

我想要這個

Don't know.

不知道。

Yeah, stop camping my base.

是啊，別在我的基地紮營了。

Go away.

走開

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Nah!

不

Yes!

是的！

Oh my God, this item's so cracked.

天哪，這東西裂得太厲害了。

This item is cracked.

此物品已破裂。

Surely you're not just going to let me get all these lucky blocks, right?

你肯定不會讓我得到這些幸運積木吧？

Oh, I got the white one!

哦，我買的是白色的！

I have so many items.

我有很多東西。

I have way too many items now.

我現在有太多東西了。

I don't even know what to use.

我甚至不知道該用什麼。

How do you have a shield?

你怎麼會有盾牌？

How do you have a shield?

你怎麼會有盾牌？

I actually don't know to be- Oh, oh, oh!

其實我不知道要-- 哦，哦，哦！

Come here!

過來

That's cheating!

這是作弊！

Ah!

啊！

I have so many items.

我有很多東西。

I don't know what to use.

我不知道該用什麼。

There's way too many.

太多了。

Is this hitting you?

這對你有影響嗎？

It's just all about figuring out which items work and which ones don't.

關鍵是要搞清楚哪些項目可行，哪些不可行。

Ah, it's not even hitting me.

啊，我都還沒反應過來。

Yes!

是的！

I swear you had to use that one.

我發誓，你一定要用那個。

You're just abusing the ones that are OP.

你只是在濫用那些 OP。

Did you just blow yourself up?

你剛才把自己炸飛了嗎？

I think I did the same thing you did.

我想我和你做了同樣的事。

Oh my gosh, I'm a superhero.

天哪，我是超級英雄。

Oh my- Ah!

我的天啊

Doesn't even work, whatever it is.

不管它是什麼，根本不起作用。

But why am I sucking here?

但為什麼我在這裡這麼差勁？

It literally does- Oh my gosh!

我的天哪！

What was that?

那是什麼？

Did I just summon that?

這是我召喚出來的嗎？

It doesn't work, whatever it is.

不管是什麼，它都不起作用。

Yo, get in here with me.

喲，跟我進來

There's two seats.

有兩個座位。

I'ma kill you.

我要殺了你

Let's go then.

那我們走吧

How do I go?

我該怎麼走？

How do I go?

我該怎麼走？

Ah!

啊！

Oh.

哦。

Oh, thank you.

哦，謝謝。

Thank you very much, bird.

非常感謝你，小鳥。

That was supposed to be a cute moment and you just ruined it with your bird.

這本該是個可愛的時刻，你卻用你的小鳥毀了它。

Why'd you do that?

你為什麼這麼做？

Why is my- My bird wings are off! Come sword fight me then.

我的鳥翅膀怎麼掉了 那就來跟我比劍吧

Freedom!

自由

Let's go!

我們走吧

America!

美國！

Oh, he's going away.

哦，他要走了。

I'll just do that then.

那我就這麼做吧。

Sort you out.

幫你解決

Sword fight me then.

那就和我比劍吧。

All right, come on then.

好吧，來吧

Wait, this sword doesn't work.

等等，這把劍不能用

Let me find a working sword.

讓我找一把能用的劍。

I think this one works.

我覺得這個可行。

Wah!

華！

Oh, well that was easy enough.

哦，那很簡單。

Yeah, this sword works.

是的，這把劍很管用。

Please, give me something good, please.

求求你，給我點好東西吧

I got bored of those items, so I'm getting new ones.

我已經厭倦了這些物品，所以我要買新的。

I'm not gonna- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

我不會 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不

Super whoopee!

超級嗚嗚嗚

Are you good?

你還好嗎？

I'm fighting for America, you know what I'm saying?

我在為美國而戰，你知道我在說什麼嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Ah!

啊！

America!

美國！

Freedom!

自由

Oh, shoot.

哦，該死

I'm weighted down, I'm weighted down, I'm weighted down.

我很沉重，我很沉重，我很沉重。

What does this do?

這是幹什麼用的？

I'm just drinking everything.

我什麼都喝。

Wait, stop!

等等，停

My bird!

我的鳥

It's flying- My bird is flying away!

它在飛--我的小鳥飛走了！

And it's gone.

它不見了

What is this?

這是什麼？

I'm flying a plane.

我在開飛機

Yo!

喲！

I'm going!

我要走了

Woo!

Woo！

At the speed of light! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

以光速前進 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈

I am going up!

我要上去了！

Okay, nevermind.

好吧，算了。

Ah, you're dead.

啊，你死了

You're like that meme with the dog.

你就像那個有狗的備忘錄。

It's like, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.

就像，啪，啪，啪，啪，啪，啪，啪，啪，啪，啪，啪，啪。

That should've hit you right on the head.

這應該正中你的下懷。

Ah!

啊！

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! All right, that's it.

哈 哈 哈 哈 好了，就這樣

That's it!

就是這樣！

Ah, I'm bad.

啊，我真壞。

Cranking it, I'm cranking it.

啟動它，我正在啟動它。

Cranking, it's cranking!

曲柄，是曲柄！

Go, go, go!

走，走，走！

Yes!

是的！

Number one gamer, right here.

頭號玩家，就在這裡。

Number one, always.

第一，永遠。

Can I give you this?

我能給你這個嗎？

Take this.

拿著這個。

What's happening?

發生了什麼事？

Throw it!

扔吧

Throw it!

扔吧

Throw it!

扔吧

It did not throw.

它沒有扔。

Let me grapple onto you, then you can fly me into the void.

讓我抓住你，然後你就能帶我飛入虛空。

How about that?

怎麼樣？

Oh, really?

哦，真的嗎？

Does that work?

這樣行嗎？

Let's find out.

讓我們一探究竟。

Don't actually hit me then.

那就別打我。