So sorry for eternally dooming you.

對不起，我讓你永世不得翻身。

And that's our bad guys.

這就是我們的壞人。

So, all the attempts you made to torture us, we must have been in the afterlife for 100 years.

所以，你折磨我們的所有嘗試，我們一定在來世呆了 100 年。

Almost 300 actually.

實際上將近 300 個。

Well, how is it possible that all these things happened to us, but no time passed on Earth?

那麼，怎麼可能所有這些事情都發生在我們身上，而地球上卻沒有時間流逝呢？

Did you go back in time to save us?

你回到過去是為了救我們嗎？

Uh, I didn't have to because of Jeremy Bearimy.

因為傑里米-貝里米，我沒必要這麼做。

Who's Jeremy Bearimy?

誰是傑里米-貝里米？

Okay.

好的

Things in the afterlife don't happen while things are happening here.

來世的事情不會在這裡發生的時候發生。

Because while time on Earth moves in a straight line, one thing happens, then the next, then the next, time in the afterlife moves in a Jeremy Bearimy.

因為地球上的時間是直線流動的，一件事發生了，然後是下一件事，然後是下下一件事，而來世的時間則是以傑里米-貝里米的方式流動的。

What?

什麼？

Afterlife time doubles back and loops around and ends up looking something like Jeremy Bearimy.

來世的時間加倍返回，循環往復，最後看起來就像傑里米-貝里米（Jeremy Bearimy）。

This is the timeline in the afterlife, happens to kind of look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English.

這是 "來世 "的時間軸，恰好有點像 Jeremy Bearimy 這個草書英文名字。

So that's what we call it.

我們就這麼稱呼它。

Sorry, I my brain is melting.

對不起，我的腦子快融化了。

How can events happen before the ones that happened before?

事件怎麼會發生在之前發生的事件之前呢？

Just the way it works, it's it's Jeremy Bearimy.

這就是傑里米-貝里米的工作方式。

I don't know what to tell you, that's the easiest way to describe it.

我不知道該怎麼說，這是最簡單的描述方式。

Okay, but um, what the hell is this, the dot over the eye?

好吧，但嗯，這到底是什麼，眼睛上的點嗎？

The hell is that?

這到底是怎麼回事？

Okay, um, how do I explain this concisely?

好吧，我該怎麼簡明扼要地解釋呢？

This is Tuesdays and also July.

這是每週二，也是七月。

And sometimes it's never.

有時是永遠不會。

That's true, occasionally that moment on the Bearimy timeline is the time moment when nothing never occurs.

沒錯，貝利米時間軸上的那一刻，偶爾就是什麼都不會發生的時間點。

So, you get it.

所以，你懂的。

This broke me, the dot over the eye, that broke me.

這讓我崩潰，眼睛上的小點讓我崩潰。

I'm I'm done.

我不玩了

You know what, I'm glad this whole thing happened because now I can go back to living my life the way I used to, only caring about myself because being good is pointless.

你知道嗎，我很高興發生了這一切，因為現在我可以回到過去的生活方式，只關心自己，因為做個好人毫無意義。

No, no, please, Eleanor.

不 不 求你了 埃莉諾

No, thank you, I'm Audi.

不，謝謝，我是奧迪。

See you in hell.

地獄見

What I just realized, I always say that when leaving a room, but right now, it's accurate, I will literally see all of you in hell.

我剛剛意識到，我總是在離開房間時說這句話，但現在，這句話很準確，我真的會在地獄裡見到你們所有人。

Not if I see you first.

除非我先看到你

Just go, Jason.

走吧，傑森

No, look, look, look, you guys, this is not over.

不，聽著，聽著，聽著，夥計們，這事還沒完。

We have to stay together.

我們必須待在一起。

Look, we'll figure something out, like, does one idea I had, I could kill all of you.

聽著，我們會想出辦法的 比如，我有個主意，我可以把你們都殺了

That's my birthday.

那是我的生日。