This gift is for Santa Claus.

這份禮物是給聖誕老人的。

Even Santa deserves a gift, right Gary?

即使是聖誕老人也應該得到一份禮物，對吧，加里？

Meow.

喵喵

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa's on his way.

聖誕老人，聖誕老人，聖誕老人在路上了。

I'm giving him a present that he'll take back on his sleigh.

我要送他一份禮物，讓他坐著雪橇回去。

Yay!

耶

Hey, hey, hey!

嘿，嘿，嘿

Hmm.

嗯

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

哦，對了，我忘了。

Ho, ho, ho!

嗬，嗬，嗬

Shrinko!

Shrinko！

Oooh.

哦

La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la...

啦啦啦，啦啦啦，啦啦啦，啦啦啦

Ho, ho, ho!

嗬，嗬，嗬

Seven Months Later Excuse me, Mr. Sofa.

七個月後 抱歉，沙發先生。

Huh, look at that, Gary.

你看，加里。

It's the present I left for Santa last Christmas.

這是我去年聖誕節留給聖誕老人的禮物。

Isn't that nice?

這不是很好嗎？

The present I left for Santa last Christmas?!

去年聖誕節我留給聖誕老人的禮物？

He never got it!

他從來沒有得到過！

Oh, this is the worst disaster that's ever happened.

哦，這是有史以來最嚴重的災難了。

My present to Santa's 212 days late.

我給聖誕老人的禮物晚了 212 天。

Nya-ha-ha-ha!

尼亞哈哈哈

Late!

遲到了

It's a tragedy!

這是一個悲劇！

My joyful, carefree world has grown dark and dreary.

我快樂無憂的世界變得陰沉沉的。

I can't go on.

我說不下去了。

No, I'll go on.

不，我繼續。

But I can't go on!

但我不能繼續下去了！

Woo-hoo-hoo!

嗚--嗚--嗚

Woo-hoo!

嗚呼！

Five stars!

五顆星

Patrick, I wasn't acting.

帕特里克，我不是在演戲

Santa never got his Christmas present.

聖誕老人沒有收到聖誕禮物

So why not just deliver it to him?

那為什麼不直接交給他呢？

Why not just deliver it to him?

為什麼不直接交給他？

That's a dumb idea.

這是一個愚蠢的想法。

I'm in!

我加入

Great!

好極了

But how will we get there?

但我們怎樣才能到達那裡呢？

We can't walk that far.

我們走不了那麼遠。

We can push and shove each other!

我們可以互相推搡！

Great idea!

好主意！

We can't let it be one more day late.

我們不能讓它再晚一天。

Okay, me first!

好吧，我先來！

My turn!

輪到我了

Merry Christmas!

聖誕快樂

Um, it's July?

嗯，現在是七月？

On your mark.

各就各位

So long, suckers.

再見了，笨蛋們。

Get set.

獲取設置。

Go!

走吧

Come on, wormies!

來吧，蠕蟲！

Giddy-up!

歡呼雀躍！

Hmm.

嗯

Meanwhile, back in the lowlands...

同時，回到低地...

Alone at last!

終於獨處了

Now there's nothing between me and the secret formula.

現在，我和祕方之間什麼都沒有了。

Come on, boys!

來吧，孩子們

Get me to the greenbacks!

帶我去找綠卡

I think not, old man.

我想不會的，老頭。

Turbo boost, Karen!

渦輪增壓，凱倫

No!

不

I can't let him win!

我不能讓他贏

Don't worry, he won't.

別擔心，他不會的。

I will.

我會的

Yee-haw!

Yee-haw！

Hi, SpongeBob.

嗨，海綿寶寶

Hi, Patrick.

你好，帕特里克。

Where's your sleigh?

你的雪橇呢？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Hop in.

跳進去

We'll give you a lift.

我們送你一程

Aah!

啊

Come on, Gary!

來吧 加里

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

What?

什麼？

Good thing I brought this along.

還好我帶了這個。

Ow.

噢

Ow.

噢

I'm gonna need something with more firepower.

我需要火力更強的東西。

Woo-wee!

Woo-wee！

Looks like I lost him!

看來我甩掉他了

The remote's shorted out!

遙控器短路了

The robots are stuck in high gear!

機器人被卡在高速檔上！

Those dimwits don't stand a chance against my imported worm.

面對我的進口蠕蟲，那些蠢貨毫無勝算。

Oh.

哦。

Hey, what's the big idea?

嘿，有什麼好主意？

Oh, I beg your pardon?

你說什麼？

It's tea time, ain't it?

喝茶時間到了，不是嗎？

I don't have time for this!

我沒時間聽這些！

Tea time, of all the ridiculous concepts.

喝茶時間，多麼荒謬的概念。

Aah!

啊

And we race, race, race down the snow, snow, snow!

我們在雪地上飛奔、飛奔、飛奔！

Wow, look at that!

哇，看看這個！

Squidward!

章魚哥

Buddy!

巴迪

He doesn't look so hot.

他看起來不那麼性感。

We'd better take him with us.

我們最好帶他一起走。

Good idea.

好主意。

And we race, race, race down the snow, snow, snow!

我們在雪地上飛奔、飛奔、飛奔！

And we race, race, race down the snow, snow, snow!

我們在雪地上飛奔、飛奔、飛奔！

Patrick, did you hear that?

帕特里克，你聽到了嗎？

Yeah. Sandy?

珊迪？ 珊迪？

Thanks, guys.

謝謝你們

No problem, right there.

沒問題，就在這裡。

Snoop out the money, little guys!

把錢拿出來，小傢伙們

Come on!

來吧

Mush!

穆什

Wait a minute!

等一下

I was gonna feed ya!

我本來要餵你的

Harness!

揹帶

And we race, race, race down the snow, snow, snow!

我們在雪地上飛奔、飛奔、飛奔！

Hi, Mr. Crab.

嗨，螃蟹先生

I've just been turned into lunch meat by me own worms!

我剛剛被自己的蟲子變成了午餐肉！

Hop in, sir!

上車吧，先生

We'll get you out of here!

我們會帶你離開這裡

Much appreciated, boy!

非常感謝，孩子！

Faster!

更快！

Faster!

更快！

Faster!

更快！

Faster!

更快！

No!

不

This is a dead end!

這是一個死衚衕！

No!

不

Get back on!

繼續前進

Let go!

放手吧

Great.

好極了

Now we're trapped.

現在我們被困住了。

Quarantine schmorentine.

檢疫員

I'm the great...

我是偉大的...

Reach contained!

達到包含！

Good work!

幹得好

Maybe we should stay inside.

也許我們應該待在屋裡

But I have to cheer at the big game tomorrow!

但我必須為明天的重要比賽歡呼！

Everyone's gonna laugh at me if I get sick and die first!

如果我先病死了，大家都會笑話我的！

Oh, not to worry, me massive little angel.

哦，別擔心，我的小天使。

We'll just do what we did in me old Navy days.

我們就像我以前當海軍時那樣做。

Ooh, old Navy days.

哦，老海軍的日子。

You see, first, we found a sicko, and then we just locked him in the freezer room.

你看，首先，我們發現了一個變態，然後我們就把他關在冷凍室裡。

With the infected sailor isolated, the rest of us could enjoy ourselves, certain of our continued good health.

被感染的水手被隔離後，我們其他人可以盡情享受，確保自己的健康。

Ah, good times.

啊，美好時光。

You let them out of the freezer once they were better, right?

你把它們從冰箱裡拿出來，對不對？

Huh?

啊？

I suppose someone let them out.

我猜是有人把他們放出來了。

Eventually.

最終。

Okay, who's feeling queasy?

好了，誰感到噁心了？

Go ahead now, raise your hand.

現在請舉手。

So, that's how you want to play it, eh?

這就是你想玩的把戲？

Fine, I'll examine all of you for signs of the pestilence meself!

好吧，我會親自檢查你們身上是否有瘟疫的跡象！

Oh, no, I am not letting any of you infected imbeciles near me!

哦，不，我不會讓你們這些受感染的低能兒靠近我的！

He's the sick one!

他才有病！

He belongs in the freezer!

他屬於冷凍庫！

Get him!

抓住他

Wait!

等等！

I'll go willingly.

我願意去

I feel fine, but I don't want to risk infecting my friends.

我感覺很好，但我不想冒險傳染給我的朋友。

Especially you, Squidward.

尤其是你，章魚哥

All I ask is that you remember me as I was.

我只求你們記住我的過去。

Full of life.

充滿生機

No!

不

It sounds like he's really suffering in there.

聽起來他在裡面真的很痛苦。

I can't bear to look.

我不忍心看。

Can someone describe it to me?

誰能給我描述一下？

Come on now, come on.

來吧

Let the poor boy enjoy his agony in peace.

讓這個可憐的孩子安靜地享受他的痛苦吧。

Ooh, ice cream.

哦，冰淇淋

Well, problem solved.

好了，問題解決了。

Now sit back and wait for the all clear.

現在請坐好，等待警報解除。

Boy, ice are unveiling under the weather.

天啊，冰層都被凍壞了。

It's weather, you moron.

是天氣，你個白痴。

Sweet after!

甜蜜之後

The clam flu!

蛤蜊流感

It's spreading!

它正在蔓延！

Into the freezer with him!

和他一起進冰箱

We'll just have to be more vigilant now.

我們現在必須提高警惕了。

Anyone could be a carrier.

任何人都可能成為攜帶者。

Itchy skin!

皮膚瘙癢

He's got clam flu!

他得了蛤蜊流感

What?

什麼？

No, no.

不，不

I was just scratching.

我只是在撓癢癢。

Freezer!

冷凍室！

Freezer!

冷凍室！

At least we know we're safe now.

至少我們知道我們現在是安全的。

Baby beluga.

白鯨寶寶

Oh, I just remembered.

哦，我想起來了。

I didn't spend all your money at the mall.

我可沒把你的錢都花在商場裡。

Here's your change. Oh, the disease must have addled your tiny feet.

找你的錢 你的小腳一定是被病痛折磨壞了

Wait, I take it back.

等等，我收回剛才的話。

There's still some shoes I want to buy.

我還想買幾雙鞋。

So, let me get this straight.

那我就直說了。

Nobody in this freezer is actually sick?

這個冷藏室裡真的沒有人生病嗎？

Healthy.

健康

Ice cream!

冰淇淋

Well, if no one's sick in here, then the sick person must be...

好吧，如果這裡沒有人生病，那麼生病的人一定是......

Daddy!

爸爸

Oh, no!

哦，不

I say we bust out of here, grab crabs and lock him away.

我說我們離開這裡，抓住螃蟹，把他關起來。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Daddy?

爸爸？

Who's this now?

這又是誰？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Mr. Krabs didn't tell us to question his orders.

蟹老闆沒讓我們質疑他的命令

I'll just wait for him to let me out.

我就等著他放我出去。

You can't cook Krabby Patties if you're locked in the freezer.

如果你被鎖在冰箱裡，就沒法做蟹皇堡了。

All right.

好的

Let's put this crab on ice.

把這隻螃蟹冰凍起來吧

What time is it?

現在幾點了？

I guess I should hide Plankton's Chum Day gift before Chum Day's all over.

我想我應該在海之霸日結束之前，把痞老闆的海之霸日禮物藏起來。

Aha!

啊哈

I bet Plankton would never think to look in the sewer.

我打賭痞老闆絕對不會想到去下水道看看。

Chum?

查姆？

Oh, well.

哦，好吧。

Maybe I can get a little more in there.

也許我還能再進去一點。

Yummy, yummy, yummy!

好吃，好吃，好吃！

Caution!

注意事項

Wet chum!

溼海参

Slippery wet chum?

溼滑的朋友？

Ouch!

哎喲

Don't eat chum off the sidewalk!

不要吃人行道上的海参！

What has that yellow idiot done?

那個黃色的白痴都幹了些什麼？

Our homes have been ruined by you and your stinking chum!

我們的家園已經被你和你的臭朋友毀了！

Your chum ruined my hair!

你的朋友毀了我的頭髮

Your chum made me dumb!

你的朋友讓我變成了啞巴

You were already dumb.

你本來就很笨。

Well, it didn't make me any smarter!

但這並沒有讓我變得更聰明！

Get him!

抓住他

We shouldn't be fighting.

我們不應該吵架。

It's Chum Day.

今天是海之霸日

Chum Day?

查姆日？

What's Chum Day?

什麼是海之韻日？

Chub, chub, chub.

鰷魚，鰷魚，鰷魚

Hello, I'm Chumter Claus.

你好，我是 Chumter Claus。

So, anyway, back to the mob violence.

總之，還是回到暴民暴力上來吧。

Merry Chum Day, everyone!

祝大家 "查姆日 "快樂

I officially declare today...

我正式宣佈今天...

Chum Day!

查姆日

Huh?

啊？

Whoa, yay!

哇，耶

Tastes really bad.

味道很差

But the holiday spirit is keeping us in denial.

但是，節日的氣氛卻讓我們裹足不前。

Bristle toe?

鬃毛腳趾？

You, boy!

你，孩子

What day is today?

今天星期幾？

Today?

今天？

Such an intelligent boy.

真是個聰明的孩子

A remarkable boy.

一個了不起的男孩

Yes, today.

是的，就是今天。

What is today?

今天是什麼日子？

Why, it's Chum Day!

今天是海之霸日

Then I haven't missed it!

那我就沒有錯過！

Wait a minute.

等一下

Chum Day?

查姆日？

That's disgusting!

太噁心了

You all love Chum Day?

你們都喜歡 Chum Day 嗎？

It was me!

是我！

I invented Chum Day!

我發明了 "查姆日"！

Chum Day is copywritten by me!

查姆日》的版權歸我所有！

Excuse me, are you responsible for all this chum?

對不起，這些都是你乾的嗎？

Yes, that's right.

是的，沒錯。

You're welcome.

不客氣。

Well, as the health inspector, I've got something for you.

作為衛生檢查員，我有東西要給你。

One billion dollars?

十億美元？

You know, there is a way out of paying the fine.

要知道，交罰款是有辦法的。

I'll do it.

我來

What is it?

是什麼？

You can eat up all the chum.

你可以吃掉所有的海参。

Isn't there anyone that knows the true meaning of Chum Day?

難道沒有人知道 "查姆日 "的真正含義嗎？

I know.

我知道

Lights, please.

請開燈

And lo, there was chum.

瞧，那就是海狗。

A food that turned from revolting to festive by magical thinking.

通過神奇的思維，一種食物從令人厭惡變成了喜慶。

And the goodwill of chum clogged the hearts of fish kind and ushered in a new...

海膽的善意堵塞了魚類的心靈，並迎來了新的...

I still want you to have this.

我還是想把這個給你

What?

什麼？

What's this?

這是什麼？

A present.

一份禮物

I made it for you so you wouldn't feel left out when...

我為你做了這個，這樣你就不會覺得被冷落了，因為...

Santa came!

聖誕老人來了

Gee, I...

哎呀，我...

You know, I...

你知道，我...

You're welcome.

不客氣。

SpongeBob?

海綿寶寶？