Yeah!

是啊

Yeah!

是啊

Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Sandler.

女士們先生們，亞當-桑德勒

Yeah, baby!

是啊，寶貝！

Let's hear it for Jack, baby!

讓我們為傑克歡呼吧，寶貝！

Jack made it out tonight!

傑克今晚出來了

Love you, brother. Okay, here we go.

愛你，兄弟 好了，開始吧

Everyone in this room has something in common.

這個房間裡的每個人都有共同點。

All of our lives were changed by the show.

節目改變了我們所有人的生活。

Everyone in this room has something else in common: none of us were allowed to use the little bathroom in Lorne's office. Fifty years.

這間屋子裡的每個人都有一個共同點：我們都不被允許使用洛恩辦公室裡的小浴室。 五十年了

Fifty years.

五十年了

Saturday Night Live's been on for fifty years.

週六夜現場》已經播出五十年了。

Fifty years of your sketch killing at read-through and finding out they didn't pick it because the host didn't want to take off his shirt.

五十年來，你的小品在通讀時夭折，卻發現他們沒有選中是因為主持人不想脫掉上衣。

Fifty years of Tuesday late night pizza.

週二深夜披薩五十年

Thirty-five years of Pepto-Bismol from Nurse Teresa.

特蕾莎護士的三十五年百服寧。

Yeah, baby!

是啊，寶貝！

Fifty years of the cast looking straight at the cue cards.

五十年來，演員們一直直視著提示卡。

And thirty years of drunk Wally holding the cue cards upside down.

還有三十年來，醉醺醺的沃利把提示牌拿反了。

Atta baby, Wally! Fifty years of Ryder seeing Spielberg at Lorne's monitors, not laughing at one of their sketches that he obviously hated.

好樣的，沃利 五十年來，萊德在洛恩的監視器前看到斯皮爾伯格時，並沒有因為他們的一個小品而發笑，而那個小品顯然是他討厭的。

Fifty years of those same Ryders then getting wasted at the after party and loudly telling everybody that Jaws was overrated.

五十年來，同樣是這些雷德在餘興派對上喝得酩酊大醉，大聲告訴所有人《大白鯊》被高估了。

Fifty years of Frank calling some New York magazine critic.

五十年來，弗蘭克一直在給某個紐約雜誌評論家打電話。

Fifty years of finding out your favorite musician's anti-Semitic. Fifty years of asking an intern to pick up your laundry at 2:30 a.m., not realizing that the intern was Martin Scorsese's kid, or Nora Ephron's kid, or Randy Newman's kid, or whoever Lorne had dinner with on Wednesday night's kid.

五十年來，你發現自己最喜歡的音樂家是反猶太的。 五十年來，你在凌晨兩點半讓實習生幫你拿衣服，卻不知道實習生是馬丁-斯科塞斯的孩子，或者諾拉-埃夫隆的孩子，或者蘭迪-紐曼的孩子，或者洛恩週三晚上和誰共進晚餐的孩子。

Fifty years of cast members saying, "I'm not getting on enough." Their spirits are broken and their hearts are full of malice. Fifty years of them storming off to tell Lorne how they really feel, then chickening out and saying, "Hey Lorne, I knitted this scarf for Alice." Fifty years of waking up Sunday afternoon depressed.

五十年來，演員們一直在說 "我上得還不夠"他們精神崩潰，內心充滿惡意。 五十年來，他們暴跳如雷，想告訴洛恩他們的真實感受 然後又退縮了，說："嘿，洛恩，我給愛麗絲織了這條圍巾。"五十年來，他們在週日下午鬱悶地醒來。

Fifty years of Downey not writing the cold open till five minutes before dress.

五十年來，唐尼都是在著裝前五分鐘才開始寫冷場開場白。

And Colin. Fifty years of wondering who's gonna take over the show when Lorne retires.

還有科林 50年來我一直在想 洛恩退休後誰會接手這個節目

But everyone knows that the answer is, of course, Speedy.

但大家都知道，答案當然是 "飛毛腿"。

Fifty years of young comedians getting hired for the show—from stand-up, Groundlings, Second City, and all the rest. Fifty years of cast members saying, "I think our cast is the greatest of all time," but we all know that the first cast was the best.

五十年來，年輕的喜劇演員不斷受僱於該節目--他們來自單口相聲、Groundlings、第二城以及其他所有地方。 五十年來，演員們一直在說 "我認為我們的演員陣容是有史以來最棒的"，但我們都知道，第一批演員才是最棒的。

And because of them, we got four years of Eddie Murphy, eight years of Will Forte, five years of Jan Hooks and Gilda, six of Victoria, eleven of Che, three years of Melanie Hudson, Michael McKeon crushed it in two, one of Billy Crystal, six of Dennis Miller, eight of Harm in the Gloom, seven years of Trach and Wick, five years of Terry and Quinn, four of Kazarensky and Cleggorn, eleven of Armisen, fourteen years of Davis and Handy, Schiller and Spiegel like twenty-five, eighteen of Audrey Dickman and Davey Wilson, plus A-Mong and Disco and Bobby Van Ryn. Thirty years of Downey.

因為他們，我們有了四年的埃迪-墨菲，八年的威爾-福特，五年的揚-胡克斯和吉爾達，六年的維多利亞，十一年的切，三年的梅蘭妮-哈德森，邁克爾-麥基翁粉碎了它在兩個，一個比利-克里斯托，丹尼斯-米勒六，八在陰鬱的傷害、七年的特拉奇和維克，五年的泰瑞和奎因，四年的卡扎倫斯基和克萊格恩，十一年的阿米森，十四年的戴維斯和漢迪，席勒和明鏡一樣二十五年，十八年的奧黛麗-迪克曼和戴維-威爾遜，加上A-Mong和迪斯科和鮑比-範林。 三十年的多尼

Forty-five years of Lorne.

洛恩四十五年

Six years of our boy Farley.

我們的孩子 Farley 六歲了

Five of our buddy Norm.

我們的五個夥伴諾姆

Fifty years of one of us getting to say, "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!" Fifty years of standing on home base, waving goodnight and goodbye.

五十年來，我們中的一個人可以說："來自紐約的現場直播，現在是星期六晚上！"五十年來，我們站在大本營 揮手道晚安和再見

Fifty years of the best times of our lives. Alright!

五十年來，我們度過了人生中最美好的時光 好吧

Thank you, Lorne!

謝謝你，洛恩！

Thank you!

謝謝！