Thank you!

謝謝！

Thank you!

謝謝！

Thank you very much!

非常感謝！

It is so great to be here hosting Saturday Night Live!

能在這裡主持《週六夜現場》真是太棒了！

Now, as you may have noticed, I am wearing a dress with little hearts on it.

現在，你們可能已經注意到了，我穿著一條印有小愛心的裙子。

And even though I do this a lot, it's for a special reason.

雖然我經常這樣做，但這是有特殊原因的。

Valentine's Day is coming up!

情人節就要到了！

So if it's okay with you, I wanted to sing a little Valentine's song.

所以，如果你們不介意的話，我想唱一首情人節的小歌。

What do you say?

你怎麼說？

This song's for all the ladies out there.

這首歌獻給所有的女士們。

It's about the moment when your fella comes through the door on Valentine's Day and you see that look in his eye.

這是關於情人節那天，你的夫妻進門的那一刻，你看到他的眼神。

You know the one I mean.

你知道我說的那個。

It's February, the day is fourteen.

現在是二月，今天是十四號。

But from the look on your face, you don't know what that means.

但從你的表情來看，你並不知道這意味著什麼。

Don't even try it.

想都別想

Don't try to deny it.

不要試圖否認。

You forgot it was Valentine's Day.

你忘了今天是情人節。

You tried to scramble and whip something up.

你試著拼命想辦法。

But your balloons say happy birthday.

但你的氣球上寫著生日快樂。

Your card says Mazel Tov.

你的賀卡上寫著 Mazel Tov。

There's no mistaking.

不會錯的。

Don't bother faking.

別裝了

You forgot it was Valentine's Day.

你忘了今天是情人節。

I bought you a sweater.

我給你買了件毛衣

And baked you some cupcakes.

還給你烤了小蛋糕

And put on some nice lingerie.

穿上漂亮的內衣

You gave me your iPod.

你把 iPod 給了我

And the cash in your pockets.

還有你口袋裡的現金。

And a U.S.A. today.

今天的美國。

And it wasn't even from today, it was from an old hotel.

它甚至不是今天的，而是一家老酒店的。

You said you made plans, but it didn't seem right.

你說你做了計劃，但似乎不太合適。

When we went to Olive Garden, eleven fifteen at night.

我們去橄欖園的時候，是晚上 11 點 15 分。

Your reservation should be in quotations.

您的保留意見應使用引號。

You forgot about Valentine's Day.

你忘了情人節。

I know I'm angry, but later I'll be fine.

我知道我很生氣，但過會兒我就沒事了。

You're just a moron, but at least you're mine.

你只是個白痴，但至少你是我的。

And you can bet I'll never let you forget.

你可以打賭，我永遠不會讓你忘記。

When you forgot about Valentine's Day.

當你忘記情人節的時候

We've got a great show for you.

我們為您準備了一場精彩的演出。

Carmen is here, so stick around and we'll be right back.

卡門來了，請稍等，我們馬上回來。

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來