Name: 羅斯和瑞秋的假婚禮 | Friends (Ross & Rachel's Fake Wedding | Friends)
Uploaded: 2025-02-02T07:24:00.000Z
Duration: 4 min 17 s

Oh Such a great party 35 years very impressive.

哦，如此盛大的聚會，35 年來令人印象深刻。

Yeah, why would you serve food on such a sharp stick?

是啊，你怎麼會用這麼鋒利的棍子端菜呢？

It's a good question Oh Congratulations you too And also congratulations on your wedding Hey, it's just a little thing well, we think it's simply marvelous that you were having this baby out of wedlock I Some of our friends are less open-minded Which is why we told them while you're married.

這是個好問題 哦，也祝賀你們，也祝賀你們的婚禮 嘿，這只是件小事 我們覺得你們未婚先孕簡直太不可思議了

Thanks for going along with this We have to pretend that we're married son, I had to shave my ears for tonight you can do this Can you believe that I know if you're gonna do the ears you may as well take a pass at the nose area I About us being married.

謝謝你的配合 我們得假裝我們已經結婚了 兒子，今晚我得把耳朵刮乾淨 你能做到嗎？ 你能相信嗎？ 我知道，如果你要刮耳朵，那你也可以刮鼻子 我想我們已經結婚了

Oh, no, I know I don't either but you know what it's their party and it's one night And we don't even have to lie.

哦，不，我知道我也不知道 但你知道嗎，這是他們的派對，就一個晚上 我們甚至不用撒謊

We just won't say anything if it comes up again.

如果再出現這種情況，我們也不會說什麼。

We'll nod along Rachel Congratulations on the baby and on the wedding Mm-hmm There's a little something to get you started.

我們會點頭的，瑞秋 恭喜你有了寶寶，也恭喜你結婚了 嗯，有一點東西可以讓你開始。

Oh, so how's married life treating you You never got to hear about your wedding We were surprised we weren't invited.

哦，你們的婚姻生活怎麼樣？ 你們的婚禮我們都沒聽說，我們很驚訝自己沒被邀請。

No, it was just our parents and one or two friends It was a small wedding, but it was beautiful.

不，只有我們的父母和一兩個朋友，婚禮規模不大，但很美。

I mean it was small but kind of spectacular What did you happen on a cliff in Barbados?

我是說它很小，但很壯觀。 你在巴貝多的懸崖上發生了什麼？

at sunset That's Stevie Wonder saying isn't she lovely as I walk down the aisle Amazing I'd love to see pictures.

日落時分 那是史蒂夫-汪達（Stevie Wonder）在說，我走過紅地毯時，她是不是很可愛 太神奇了，我很想看看照片。

Yes, so would I You wouldn't think that Annie Leibovitz would forget to put film in the camera Oh What are you doing what I'm not you this may be the only wedding I ever have I Wanted to be amazing, okay.

是的，我也是 你不會認為安妮-萊博維茨 會忘記把膠捲放進相機裡吧 你在做什麼？ 我不是你 這可能是我唯一的婚禮了

It has to be realistic And my my veil was lace made by blind Belgian nuns Well, not at first but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight it was all worth it Oh, I bet you look beautiful.

我的面紗是比利時盲人修女做的蕾絲花邊 起初不是，但做工非常複雜，她們說即使失去視力也值得。

But there were some people that said I looked like a floating angel How did you propose oh, yeah, that's a great story Well Actually, I took her to the planetarium that's that's where we had our first date She walked in and I had the room filled with lilies her favorite flower Then Fred Astaire singing the way you look tonight came on the sound system and the lights came down and I I got on Me and written across the dome in the stars were the words Will you marry me?

但也有人說我看起來像個漂浮的天使 你是怎麼求婚的 哦，是啊，這是個很棒的故事 事實上，我帶她去了天文館 那是我們第一次約會的地方 她走進來，我在房間裡擺滿了百合花 她最喜歡的花

 And the ring was the size of my fist You